You are a final boss.

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  1. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Show me your final boss monologue/theme music. Be creative. You may post multiples.

    1st:
    "Hnnn... That was a neat trick. But I have a few surprises of my own.

    Did you really think slaying me would be so straightforward? Someone would have done it before you. Oh, many have tried... Many have come before me, thinking to kill some great beast and bring back its head as a trophy.

    What they fail to understand... is that I am no beast.

    I am horror.

    I am what you fear. I am the goosebumps on your arms, the sinking feeling in your stomach, the tingle creeping up your spine. I am the endless abyss before your sleeping eyes; the visions that drive men to gibbering madness. I am blood; I am needles; I am spiders. I am he who devours the souls of the weak, the nagging claws rising from the void to drag you in.

    And you thought you could kill such a thing? That such a thing even knew death? How impertinent.

    You will know your place. You will know true fear."

    2nd:
    Coming soon.

     
  2. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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  3. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    I figure I'm being creative with the whole genre and all. (Wait till 14 seconds pass)

    JUUUUUUST BLAAAZE
     
  4. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    "If light and darkness are eternal, then surely we-"
    Wait, that's not right.


    Monologue.....
    "I shall reign among everything! My power is absolute!" and something completely shocking after that.
     
  5. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  6. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Monologue would be some kind of mix of growls, rabid roarings, etc.
     
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  8. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  9. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    fixed .
     
  10. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    "I'M POORLY DUBBED BY SOME CRAPPY AMERICAN COMPANY EVEN THOUGH I'M ALREADY IN ENGLISH. NOW FACE ME WHILE THE THEME IS REPLACED BY SOME DODGEY POP MUSICIAN SONG EXCEPT NO ONE LISTENS TO THE REAL CRAIG DAVID ANYMORE EXCEPT THE SPANISH SO HERE'S A PARODY OF HIM INSTEAD"

     
  11. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Don't Kanye me or I will Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your Mother.
     
  12. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    lol Facebook group
     
  13. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    its the only way, i attack people with facebook groups
     
  14. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    KHV is magical like Hell, not magical like Disney.
     
  15. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Before battle: "... Yeah... I'm gonna kill you."



    After battle: "You may have defeated me... But you just lost the game."
     
  16. Janime6 the truest queen of them all

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  17. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    To follow in the steps of the first post.

    "Hello? How are you doing? Would you like a cup of tea, a glass of lemonade? No? Oh, you're here to kill me. Right, right, right. I'll put this bluntly: You're being stupid. How? You may be asking. I'll explain. There is nothing good or evil. Your opinion differs from mine and you feel it is your right to stamp me down like an insect because of it. It is simple as that. If our roles were reversed and you were the one sitting here in the highly fortified base that had been handily penetrated by a talented fellow like yourself how would you feel? Angry? Annoyed? Surprised? I am all of those things. But more than that, I am jealous. Jealous that such power is handed to one with so little of a mind to use it properly. People are not created equal and there is no way to equalize them. There will always be bias towards those with talent and potential or against them. But no matter how the naturally strong are treated the inherently weak are crushed underfoot as you intend to crush me. However, I am not so weak as you imagine. I may be average, unimpressive, and powerless. But I am not weak. Not so long as I have my mind. That's why I'm so close to taking power. My own mind. No one helped me take what I've got. People tried their damnedest to stop me even. But I shall not be stopped. My previous experience has given me insight into the simple mind of a hero. You musn't attempt to crush him down with your words. He will only become angry and retaliate. You must be polite to him or else he will feel insulted and try to hurt you. You must always agree with him because he has a fragile ego. If that ego is harmed he shall lash out. That is why I've explained my rationale to you. So you understand that I'm just doing what I think is right, just as you are, my friend. We are friends now certainly. This is sparta. One caveat: I hate you for all you've done to me thus far and I intend not to let it go farther. Now that you've been in that room with my poisonous gas for some time now you've probably already lost the ability to move. I'll be sending in an army of mechanical elites who have your battle data imprinted on hard drives shortly to dispose of you. If you somehow manage to defeat them, this base has already sealed itself and the top floors have been destroyed via explosives. There is no way out. There is no secret tunnel out of here. There is no way I'd be standing in front of you when I knew you'd be coming. There is no way you can win. There is also no way for you to survive. I'll push as many pawns as I must to take the king. Now I shall live with my decision and see how it goes. However, I've ensured that at least there will be no deus ex machina for you. So I'm not going to fight you directly and thus I'm going to win. Now I've more pressing matters to attend to hero. Care for a cookie before you leave?"
     
  18. Arch Mana Knight

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    You guys would suck as final bosses.

    *Skips monologue and battle music*

    *Kills main character instead of wasting time*

    8DDDD
     
  19. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Why is that the first thing I picked out of that entire paragraph? D:
     
  20. Janime6 the truest queen of them all

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    Same with me. >>​