Things that Vidya gaems have taught you

When you think you're safe, you're probably not.

 

You can destroy giant robots and monsters, but you cannot create a dent in a tree.

 

In some games that's true....

 

It can be a special attack, no matter how dumb or illogical.

 

You carry an awesome looking weapon that is completely useless outside of combat, instead, you tackle stuff.

 

Yep. That's also true.

 

Just because you totally owned that boss doesn't mean he'll act like he was beaten after the battle.

 

You always have to collect alot of something to get to the final boss. Once you do, you have to go out and after fighting the boss, get more of that item.

Any game based from a t.v. show that is a comedy, refers to the game as being a game, instead of trying to act like its real life.

People's houses are all the same on the inside unless you have to do something there.

 

No matter how many times you die, you can always return to that big shiny thing you pushed triangle at. (Or whatever button you're supposed to push. Meh.)​

 

When the music changes, something is going to happen. Probably something bad.

You can only walk, run, or fly so far before reality fails you and you run into some mystic barrier that won't allow you to go further, even if there seems to be scenery passed that point.

Your capabilities of traveling farther and faster improve with time.

You can only hit your allies when you are 'confused' and not for anything stupid they may say or do to annoy you.

You can't pick your allies on your team all the time. You have no choice but to take the most annoying character with you to some places because it's required to advance in the storyline.

Even after an ally has died, you still somehow find items that you would have naturally given to that person later on.

Items that you could possibly use for things are stuck in your inventory as memoirs of importance but they may never be used. You just have to have them though.

 

Eventually, that boss you beat two games back will come back with worse powers.

ALWAYS wait for prices to go down.

In movies, zombies are slow. In games, you run your fat a** down the highway NOW.

 

There's always an extra boss who's stronger than the original final boss leaving question "why didnt this entity kick the **** out of the final boss and take over the world"

 

Games with actual songs in them are usually badass.

The Wii is cheaper for a reason.

Handhelds are to pass time, not get a story.

No matter how you bought it, someone else always got it for a lower price.

OST's of games are loaded with instrumentals, not lyricals.

 

Being talented with a plastic guitar controller equals actual musical talent.

Define "actual song" :B|:

BTW, "Re-Education" is the easiest song in that set-list.

 

you can only become so strong before you're characters seem to just give up on it.

 

First off, actual songs are songs that you could hear on a radio IRL.

Second, I play Quickplay, and haven't gotten to the setlist.

Third, it was a joke.

 

Bullllllllllshit.

Get to Tour Mode already. Come back when you beat Van Halen.

 

It hasn't occurred to you that I can't play it every freaking day, and every time I do, someone else always plays with me whether I want them to or not?

I could so beat that setlist with any instrument.

 

The cake is a lie.



Or is it...?

OBJECTION is the answer to everything. Oh, and beware the BAD END... And sometimes the TRUE END, which is [often] a bad end in disguise.