The Tragedy of Canadia

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  1. cstar stay away from my waifu

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    There's this small country in Noth America called Canadia. And Canadia has a really bad economies and their own problems. But people in canadia are really patriotic. Kind of like a murican.

    In canadia there's this little coffee maker named Aewin and she thinks that canadia isn't sad. But what she doesn't know is that canadia is going to be overpowered. by texmexicans.

    The texmexicans are coming for you Aewin. Their leader is nye. Bill Nye the sience guy
     
  2. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    The Canucks don't give fucks.
     
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  4. Glen Returned from the dead

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    Come on guys, making fun of Canada isn't cool. It's just too easy, you need to pick a country that has very little to insult. I'd suggest America as a whole but well, you guys are the laughing stock of the rest of the normal world as is :P

    I mean come on, metric system. Get with it.
     
  5. cstar stay away from my waifu

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    or maybe we're just more advanced and you need to git good, scrub
     
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    Damn, tried to be all intelligent and stuff but I just got rekt

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  7. Zgermanguy Destiny Islands Resident

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    But canadia speaks a lot of frenchia and that is totally uncool!
     
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  9. Aelin Best Waifu

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    Let me recount a story for you about the Canadian and the Texmexican:

    Night has fallen
    Boredom, accompanied by the cold of the black sky, has settled in
    The small Canadian child, packing her room, pauses to listen
    Distantly, she can hear the sounds of gunshots and burgers frying
    Fear begins to set in, for she has experienced this monster before.
    Quickly running to her closet, she pulls out a box labeled "Liberal legislature"
    Opening the box and pulling out the glowing scroll, she pins it to her door just as the sounds draw closer
    Amidst the chaotic sounds of oil spilling and shots being fired, she can hear the sound of Pokémon theme music drifting up the stairs
    Quickly, she opens the false bottom in the box, pulling out her secret weapon. "Pikachu, I choose you." she whispers, tossing the small Pokeball towards the door
    Out emerges the yellow mouse, squeaking with rage
    He charges his attack as the Canadian child hides under the bed. The house explodes into a ball of light as the mouse screams its battle cry before charging the monster at the door
    And thusly, the Canadian child bested the Pokémon thieving, conservative, gun toting *******
     
  10. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    Canada has poutine so they're cool in my book