The Roxas Show!

basicly this is a crazeh game show

Announcer: WELCOME TO THE ROXAS SHOW!! NOW WITH UR HOST ROXAS!

*Roxas walks in and everyone is cheering*

Roxas: thankyou thankyou welcome to the roxas show were anything can happen and i mean ANYTHING!!!!!ehem.........Today we will have 3 contestants.Sephiroth from FFVII, Ashe from FFXII, and spongebob from well uh........you know


Sephiroth: i will win and you will all bow to me

Audience: OMG WE WUB U SEPHIROTH!!!

Ashe: I will win and have peace and harmony

Audience: WOOT WOOT ASHE AND PEACE 4 EVA!!!!

Spongebob: i will win then we will all go JELLY FISH HUNTING!!!

Audience: .....................

*cricket sounds and a tumble weed flys by*


Roxas: hmmmmmmm well lets get started!!!! ahem....first question! Who do we worship?

Sephiroth: WE OBEY OUR MOTHER

Audience: MOTHA JENOVA 4 EVA!!!

Ashe: we worship the great gods of the sky

Audence: meh........

Spongebob: WE WORSHIP DAVID HASSELHOFF FOR SAVING MY LIFE

Audence: .................

Roxas: ....................... ur kidding rite?

Spongebob: nope..............

Everyone except Spongebob: .................................

Roxas: um rite..............Sephiroth and Spongebob were wrong......Ashe sorta........got it rite so 1 point for her!!!! ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION!!

*bell rings*

Roxas: uh-oh u know what time it is!!!!

Audience: PHYSICAL QUESTION!!!!

Roxas: rite who ever gets the next question rite will participate in a physical challenge!!! now for the second question: Who is Teh Hottie?! WTF who wrote this?

Sephiroth: I AM TEH HOTTIE!!!!!

Ashe: no. BALTHIER IS!!!!

*james bond music plays and balthier walks in*

Balthier: Balthier, the names Balthier

Audence: OMG WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!

*starts throwing roses to balthier*

Audence: OMFG OMFG WE LOVE U BALTHIER!!!!!

Spongebob: YES WE LOVE U BALTHIER!!!

Everyone except spongebob: ................................

*cricket sounds and tumble weed comes by*

Roxas: um........spongebob why did u just say that?

Spongebob: everyone was doing it! i wanted to take part too.

Balthier: rite.................quite a perfomance there

Audience: OMFG BALTHIER BALTHIER WE LOVE YOU!!

Balthier: *blows a kiss to the audience*

Audience: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh *all the audience faints*

Roxas: wow........Hey sephiroth balthier is even stronger than you

Sephiroth: WHAT?!

Roxas: any ways back to the question..........

*audience gets up*

Roxas: who is teh sexie beast?!

Sephiroth: ME!!!

Ashe: BALTHIER!!!

Spongebob: SANDY!!!!!!!

Roxas: Ashe is rite!!!

*Audience is still chanting at balthier*

Balthier: i am sexeh. ill even prove it.......

*Balthier taks his top of to reveal his smexeh muscles and abs*

Audience: OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!! BALTHIER WE F***INMG LOVE YOU!!! BALTHIER WE WANNA TOUCH U ALL OVER!!!! WE WANT TO CUDDLE WITH YOU AND SMOTHER U!!!

Balthier: thankyou- wait what?!

Audence: BALTHIER!!! *the entire audience runs at balthier*

Balthier: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Balthier gets body slammed by hundreds of gurls and is getting kissed and other stuff*

Roxas: um rite! well be rite back after this Commercial break!!!

 

LMFAO. your so mean to spongebob *huggs my baby spongebob doll*

I actually have one xD

pretty funny. DUDE Balthier is HOTTT

 

Lol!!!:D That was very funny! I loved it and i can't wait for more...teehee:D

 

Im glad everyone likes it!! ill post chapter 2 tommorow cause im goin to a b-day parteh.i know balthier is hawt so thats why i put him in and the entire crowd raping him XDDDD

 

this was really funny.

 

LoL!!! That was so funny keep it going

 

Very funny! That make me laugh ^^. Keep writting.

 

It's pretty funny but I think this should be in the spam zone...

 

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

 

LMSO!!! this is great!!!

Is it bad that i thought of porn when i saw the title?? lmso.
*pulls mind back out of the gutter*

~the Yeti

 

Announcer: AND WELCOME BACK TO!!!!!! THE ROXAS SHOW!!!

Roxas: i hope u didnt leave at the commercial break!

Random guy: COMMERCIAL BREAK?! THE SHOW WAS CUT FOR 2 DAYS

Roxas: *shoots random guy in the head with a gun*

Random guy: OW F*CK!!!!!!!!!

Roxas: like i said im back!!!!! *notices no one is sitting in the chairs* huh?

Balthier: *while shirtless and face covered with kisses and running past roxas* OMG HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audience: WE WANT U BALTHIER!!!

Balthier: *still running* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*benny hill theme plays as balthier and the audience runs back and forth trying to catch balthier!!!*

Roxas: .............................

*benny hill theme plays still and LeBlanc from FFX-2 comes running with the audience chasing balthier*

Roxas: .............................................................

*benny hill theme is still playing and Fran from FFXII randomly comes running with Leblanc and the audience still chasing balthier*

Roxas: STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!

*everyone stops and lands on balthier r@ping and smothering him.*

*Roxas grabs a handgun and shoots the roof and everyone stops*

Roxas: you.........will all stop now!

*everyone gets off balthier and walks to there seat

Roxas: good :) now physical challenge!!! Ashe! you must retrieve the holy grail! from balthier without touching him............or r@ping him! you get the holy grail and u get 5 points!!!

Ashe: got it!!!!

Ashe goes to the platform and sees the holy grail behind balthier as balthier has his hands behind his head while hes shirtless.........

Ashe: ugh er um.................eek!

Balthier: come at me sexeh ladeh!

Ashe: egh er gack!! uh..........................MINE!!!!

*ashe grabs balthier and leaves the stage and was last seen driving home in her car with balthier tied up in the back*

Everyone: ...................................................................

Roxas: uh rite! now next question: Who does Roxas like?! WTF?!

Sephiroth: Namine

Spongebob: HIM! *points to axel*

Axel: huh?

Roxas: Spongeboob is rite! ER I MEAN WRONG!!! SPONGEBOOB IS WRONG!!!

Audience: BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Roxas: fine! goddamn yaoi fangurls! Spongeboob is rite >_>. now here is the score

Sephiroth: 4
Spongeboob: 2

Roxas: first to ten points wins!BONUS QUESTION!!!!! you do this and u get 4 points!!! now.............................who is the most evil person ever!

Sephiroth: the planet!

Spongebob: *points at seph* YOU!

Roxas: .................he actually got it rite! 4 POINTS FOR SPONGEBOOB!!!

Spongebob: i really do have boobs you know SEE?! *lifts up shirt*

Audience: OMFG!! *pukes*

Roxas:...................... that was...................disturbing..................FINAL QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!! Who is hotter than Balthier?

Audience: *GASP* WTF?!

Sephiroth:.............................................uh..............SPIKEY BOI!!!

Axel: *while eating pizza* wait what?!

Seph: COME HERE!!!! *grabs axel and was last seen heading to shinra manor basement*

Roxas:.................i guess spongebob is the winner...................

Spongebob: THANKYOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU ALL! *takes shirt off*

Everyone except spongebob: OMFG *pukes*

 

...................Ok....

 

:lol: dat story is grate.

 

Im So Happy Everyone Likes It!!!!!!11

 

LMao. That was funny. I feel bad for SpongeBob though.

 

aw well can ny of u gimme ideas for the next episode plz?

 

Pretty funny..lol....

 

That was funny. Nice job.

 

Have a sword fight between Cloud, Leon, and this guy:

Vaan: "I'm Basch von Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!"

Then have roxas get bored and cut in, pwning everyone.

Edit: Maybe bring in Mickey as well, have as many swordsmen as you can come to the stage!

...and spongebob.

 

Heres a prievew of the next episode im working on!!! dont worry the next episode is longer!!!

Prieview:


Announcer: welcome too......THE ROXAS SHOW WITH UR HOST ROXAS

Roxas: thankyou thankyou!!!Im so glad everyone likes my show!!!!im glad we made it to the second episode!!

Random guy: THE NEXT EPISODE TOOK ABOUT A MONTH TO MAKE!!!!

Roxas: ......come over here......

Random guy walks to the stage

Random guy: yes?

Roxas: im gonna make u STFU for good!!!

Roxas grabs a pole and starts beating the random guy with the pole with a bunch of blood and gore

Roxas: SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U BE RUDE?!

Roxas jabs the pole into the random guys stomach with him screaming then beats his head with blood pouring out of his body....then the random guy is crying then roxas snapped his neck with a bunch of more blood drooling off the stage

Roxas: dont be rude to this show people!!!

Roxas drags the dead guy into the janitors closet

Audience: .........*ish scared and trembling*

Roxas: now will anyone be rude?

Audience nods no....

Roxas: good!!!!!!!!!now for our three contestants!!!VAAN!!!!

Vaan: heya!!!!

The audience just stares at vaans revealing muscular chest

Roxas: spongebob..........

Spongebob walks in

Spongebob: HIYA!!!!!!

Roxas: and!!!*reads card* WTF John from the emo rangers? WTF?!

Some emo guy walks in and he looks like hes stoned

John: wat up...meeeeeeeeeeh*drools*

Roxas: ok...............................