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Discussion in 'The Playground' started by C, Aug 15, 2011.

  1. Cat~ Transformation

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    Message To: Karuta
    Message:
    Mommy, what's a security question?

    Message To: Cardinal Richelieu
    Message:
    Are you a prickleturd?
    What is even a prickleturd?
    No, seriously, what is it? I'm clueless...

    @Karuta @Cardinal Richelieu [DOUBLEPOST=1395097133][/DOUBLEPOST]EDIT:
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    Message To: NubCat
    Message:
    You should be lucky you changed out your name & set, otherwise your would've been up to your arms in jokes this week, heh.

    Message To: Misty
    Message:
    Bubbeline or Revan/Bastila?

    Message To: Skittles/Mrs. Mayhem
    Message:
    *ayrbands*
     
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  2. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    I am a Prickleturd. A Prickleturd is like a Pricklebutt but with less butt and more turd. Also, it's like a fridgeturd but with less fridge and more prickle.

    About 7 prickle
     
  3. Shuhbooty moon child

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    Message To: Skittles/Mrs. Mayhem
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    *ayrbands


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    -FIREBENDS-
     
  4. Misty gimme kiss

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    I GUESS REVAN/BASTILA BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WRITING FANFICTION ABOUT THEM FOR YEARS BUT OH MAN BUBBELINE...
     
  5. Cat~ Transformation

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    Message To: Lana Del Jayn
    Message:
    What do you like about Lana Del Ray?

    Message To: Zelda
    Message:
    Hey Zelda, it's Link. Please respond ASAP. I know I've been ignoring you a bit lately, but you think we could go to the festival?

    Message To: Misty
    Message:
    What must I do to obtain the Cascade Badge?
    @Misty @Lana Del Jayn @Zelda
     
  6. Zelda Living a lie

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    Of course we can go! And I don't mind you ignoring me; I know you'll be there for me when I'm in trouble.

    Even if you're a little late.
     
  7. Cat~ Transformation

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    I'm loving all the activity here guys. Keep 'em coming!

    WARNING: HUGE POST AHEAD!!!

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    Message To: Misty
    Message:
    Y u no respond to me? Y u such as meany face? D=

    /totes joking 'cause u're a nicey face

    Message To: Sanya V. Litvyak
    Message:
    Great to see you've been around more!

    Message To: Lana Del Jayn
    Message:
    More like Lana Del Jaynsome. (Jayn + Awesome = Jaynsome.)

    Message To: Plumenkranz
    Message:
    ¿Dónde está mi pluma?

    Message To: Ienzo
    Message: What is the definition of the word conversationalist?

    Message To: Wilson
    Message: Don't poke yourself.

    Message To: Stardust
    Message: Where is star and where is the dust?

    Also, whales.

    Message To: Princess Anna
    Message: What is the definition of the word conversationalist? Can you use it in a sentence?

    What is the definition of the word hippopotamus. Can you use it in a sentence?

    How many words are in the post Cat will make? How many letters are in the post Cat will make?

    Message To: libregkd
    Message: You're a dude.

    Message To: Krowley / Miles
    Message:
    You're totes creepy!

    Message To: What?
    Message: What?, what's up?

    Message To: Kites
    Message: How do you say "Somebody come quick!" in Japanese?

    Message To: Mixt / Mike
    Message:
    You are beautiful and handsome.

    Message To: Roxam
    Message:
    When in Rome...

    Message To: Calxiyn
    Message:
    Tarzan.

    Message To: Karuta
    Message:
    Poke!

    Message To: EvilMan_89
    Message: Your last activity was on March 9, 2014 at 12:44 PM (PDT). You be slackin', yo.

    Message To: iwantedtoexplode
    Message:
    Kaboom! You're dead.

    Message To: NarutoSuperKubii
    Message: Hola, señor.

    Message To: NubCat
    Message: Are you mad at Ienzo now for simply going back to Ienzo?

     
  8. ~Master Xehanort~ KH3 was amazing. Fight me.

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    Why do I have a feeling all of them were from Amaury?
     
  9. Cat~ Transformation

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    Message To: Roxam
    Message:
    Prove it!

    Message To: Cortex
    Message:
    You're an oddball.

    Message To: Misty
    Message:
    What got you into Doctor Who?

    Message To: NubCat
    Message:
    This seems like a lot of work. Why are you still doing it?

    @Misty @Roxam @Cortex
     
  10. ~Master Xehanort~ KH3 was amazing. Fight me.

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    Well, there's the fact that (with the exception of the message sent to Cat), all these messages were sent to EVERY single staff member, even the less active ones. I have yet to see someone as obsessed with the staff as Amaury. Oh, and the fact that Amaury is the ONLY person I know who would ever say something like this:

     
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    Message To: Roxam
    Message: That really only proves it could have been Amaury for EvilMan's message.
    @Roxam
     
  12. ~Master Xehanort~ KH3 was amazing. Fight me.

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    Yup, this is definitely Amaury. I'm done.
     
  13. Amaury Chaser

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    Great skills you've got there. Looks like I need to do a better job.
     
  14. Plums Wakanda Forever

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    HEY, only I can make whale jokes at Sterderp, get your own injokes anon >:C
     
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  15. Calxiyn Keyblade Master

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    Yuppers.
     
  16. Llave Not All Who Wander Are Lost

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    con·ver·sa·tion·al·ist
    noun

    A person who likes or is good at conversation.

    Full Definition of CONVERSATIONALIST

    One who converses a great deal or who excels in conversation.

    First Known Use of CONVERSATIONALIST

    1819

    Example


    Llave isn't much of a conversationalist when he only gets Postbox messages these days about defining various things (i.e. username colors).

    hip·po·pot·a·mus
    noun

    A large African animal that has an extremely large head and mouth and short legs and that spends most of its time in water.
    Plural: hip·po·pot·a·mus·es or hip·po·pot·a·mi

    Full Definition of HIPPOPOTAMUS

    Huge amphibious African mammal (Hippopotamus amphibius). Once found throughout sub-Saharan Africa, it is now restricted to parts of eastern and southeastern Africa. It has a barrel-shaped body, an enormous mouth, short legs, and four toes on each foot. It commonly reaches a length of 11.5 ft (3.5 m), a height of 5 ft (1.5 m) at the shoulder, and a weight of 7,000 lb (3,200 kg). The skin is very thick, nearly hairless, and grayish brown above, lighter and pinkish below. The ears and nostrils protrude above water when the rest of the body is submerged. Hippopotamuses live near rivers, lakes, swamps, or other permanent bodies of water, usually in groups of 7 to 15. During the day they sleep and rest in or near the water. At night they go on land to feed on grasses, which they crop with their hard-edged lips. In water they can swim fast, walk along the bottom, and remain submerged (with ears and nostrils closed) for five minutes or more. The rare pygmy hippopotamus (Hexaprotodon liberiensis) is the only other species of the family Hippopotamidae. Living along streams and in wet forests and swamps of West Africa, it is about the size of a domestic pig.

    Origin of HIPPOPOTAMUS

    Latin, from Greek hippopotamos, alteration of hippos potamios, literally, riverine horse

    First Known Use: 1563

    Example

    Misty is a Hippopotamus.


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    Approximately 296 Words
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  17. Jayn

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    thank u amaury xoxo
     
  18. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    To be clear It was already established that I'm handsome. So that means Mike is beautiful. Don't be confused by the order this was stated in. (Each of us being both beautiful and handsome is just absurdity)
     
  19. Cat~ Transformation

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    Message To: Roxam
    Message:
    So do you know who I am? I DARE YOU

    Message To: Amaury
    Message:
    stop spamming the postbox

    Message To: Lana del Jayn / Yukari / SPACESHIP / darkhorse D / Megara
    Message:
    aaaAAAAAAAA YOUR VOICES ARE ALL SO PERFECT I LOVE YOUR VOICES ALL SO MUCH

    Message To: Laplace
    Message:
    ...I don't know what your voice sounds like but YEAH YOUR COMPOSITIONS ARE ALL REALLY COOL TOO I WISH I COULD COMPOSE MUSIC

    Message To: Princess Anna
    Message:
    Will you finish some of my sandwiches? c:
     
  20. Amaury Chaser

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    I wish I could be that good! I literally have no idea who that could be, so I'll just make a guess and say either @Roxam or Cat.