The KHV Saloon.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Keychain System, Dec 17, 2011.

  1. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Sorry friend, but I don't know much Greek. This is the West. You will speak English.

    Follando nómadas.
     
  2. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Couldn't you tell I wasn't talking to you? This is the North, as well. You should take your own advice from time to time.
     
  3. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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    You know, you really have a knack for being really annoying and a pain when you want to. But hey, I'm learning.

    And anyway, you should be careful, you don't want to be caught harrassing young girls, I think there's a few people in this saloon that wouldn't take kindly to that. xD
     
  4. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Getting a little haughty for a town that isn't your own. Perhaps you should leave your friend to continue his ways in the card game and get outta this saloon?
     
  5. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Begging your pardon, Miss. I shall endeavor to hold my tongue should it happens again.

    I might leave if a man tells me to leave, but it seems to me that all of these women are getting mighty emotional over something petty.
     
  6. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE SAYiNG THAT THEY GET TO BE THE TUMBLEWEED:

    THANK YOU.
     
  7. Arch Mana Knight

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    Don't make me light you up like a Christmas Tree.

    Don't make me shove my six-shooter up where the Sun don't shine and pull the trigger on ya, boy.
     
  8. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Very sorry to say, but it could be that I'm not a woman. Your type only brings trouble, and we are only wary.
     
  9. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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    ...You're unbelievable.

    Though you do make me laugh every so often but you really can't win with you at all. And anyway, I'm not conviced the men are much better.

    It's getting awfully heated in this saloon. I think I'll just get some air.
     
  10. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I shine everywhere
     
  11. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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    You might but the sun doesn't.
     
  12. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Your voice tells me otherwise. You gave yourself away when you spoke to me.

    Wary, I do not mind. But all I did was spread a bit of wisdom.

    He already claimed to be sun.

    Quoted for truth.
     
  13. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Ya don't have ta go spreadin yer 'wisdom' in such a derogatory manner.
     
  14. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I said I was sorry, didn't I? What more can you ask from a man?

    Now, where did that vainglorious card player go...?
     
  15. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Pah. Ya don't seem that sorry.
     
  16. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I guess I'll have to get him another time. I'll have another drink while I wait. Waitress!
     
  17. Keychain System Two?!

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    Hello, I'm the owner of this fine establishment. Why do you continue to call for a waitress when there is no such thing in my saloon?
     
  18. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Does it matter what I call her if I buy a drink?
     
  19. Keychain System Two?!

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    It does to me. You'll not find a better barkeep than her in these parts, so I'd appreciate it if you'd respect her as such.
     
  20. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Well fine. Where's the young waiter?