The KHV Saloon.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Keychain System, Dec 17, 2011.

  1. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    No no no listen

    The other dudes at the bar chase me and I chase you and then we're all running

    and you save me inadvertently

    and I pretend you're a hero

    and you pretend I'm not a complete asshat

    and then we become a perfect whiteface/auguste pair and go on wacky adventures together in the wild wild west

    wait what's this about a shootout? Who's Zter? [/HYPOTHETICAL HIJACKED]
     
  2. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Through all this, I crank the piano up a notch by hitting a switch. Because I'm a fake piano player. Saxima can just stand there and watch you boys be silly.
     
  3. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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    And what can I be? ;~;

    I don't wanna miss all the action! D:
     
  4. Arch Mana Knight

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    A saloon without me? What could I be-Oh right.

    This is fitting.
     
  5. Keychain System Two?!

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    You can be the Siamese twins that comes in, but only one half ever gets drunk.
     
  6. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Nah. Andrew can be a waiter that serves the drinks.
     
  7. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Isn't it like way past high noon?
    Where the hell is Zter?
     
  8. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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  9. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Changing my mind, I'm being the tumbleweeds.
     
  10. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Whiteface/Auguste? Explain?

    When she is not fawning over me.

    It looks like he didn't show.

    The coward.
     
  11. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    You know what?

    Imma be the tumbleweeds, the dude with the beard, monocle, and a pipe, The Saloon itself, AND the county sheriff.


    /hotwheelsbeathat
     
  12. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I like this one better. :3
     
  13. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    [video=youtube;OxXehBWpAvI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxXehBWpAvI[/video]

    Whoever could I b-

    I own this saloon bitches B|
     
  14. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    The sun
     
  15. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    F*ck the sun, I'm the tumbleweeds, the dude with the beard, monocle, and a pipe, The Saloon itself, AND the county sheriff.


    Who gives a crap about the sun.
     
  16. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    *squee squee squee*

    Just cleaning mugs. You really are filthy people. How did you get ale on the ceiling?
     
  17. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    What?! I do not fawn over you, you conceited *******. And people with unidentified genders do not fawn!
     
  18. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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  19. Daxa~ #stalker

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    I'm the drunk passed out on the floor.
     
  20. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I AM NO ONE'S SEX SLAVE

    Although I exist within myself (the dude with the beard, monocle, and a pipe).