So I went to my doctor the other day...

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  1. Maggy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    (Pediatrician's office)

    Receptionist: what doctor are you seeing today?

    Me: Alexander

    Receptionist: and what is you child's name?

    Me: um...It's for me.

    Receptionist: ................ Have a seat.

    Was I supposed to have a child I didn't know about?
    and do I really look like I have a child o.o
     
  2. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    >Expected a Doctor Who reference

    >Awkward moment
     
  3. Arch Mana Knight

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    ...Why are you going to a pediatrician?
     
  4. Maggy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    State insurance covers me until 19 and I've been going to the same place for years...

    ....I have no known record of references from database. Internal service error.
     
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    Lol okayyyyyyyyyyyyy
     
  6. Misty gimme kiss

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    The same thing happens to me! That is, it would if I went to the doctor...

    But yeah, you can go to your pediatrician until you're pretty old.
     
  7. Maggy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Yeah some people still go when they're like 21 lol

    A regular doctor is scary D: lol
     
  8. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    The last time I went to the doctor....a few months ago...before that it had been like 6-8 years. I had forgotten the vile and unnatural things they do to you there, especially when your doctor is an elderly women... ;_; the violation of the bubble...
     
  9. Maggy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    this is exactly why people die young...be a man and get sh*t done so you can be healthy, lol
     
  10. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ..I am, well I'm a skinny white kid so I suppose I'm at a constant risk of being snapped in two. I just don't like the doctor much, in fact we had an idiot doctor once who wound up giving me pneumonia when I was 4.
     
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    Next time take a doll and tell them she's a bit stiff and needs immediate attention.
     
  12. Misty gimme kiss

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    I'm too poor to go to the doctor :C

    Not really totally though, there's just nothing wrong with me. Physically, at least.
     
  13. Maggy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Ah, I feel you gurl. My insurance coverage will run out in a few months D: