Random quotes...

"The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once. As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact: The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here]."

Portal ftw.

 

Ever So Beautiful Quotes of Larxene

"This isn't a smile, it's an upside down frown."

"Don't scream in my ear. I'm saving my bleeding eardrums for the Underoath concert."

"I'm not emo, I'm just a punk."

"I SAID I'M NOT EMO. PICK ON ZEXION."

 

Axel: "(insert any words here) GOT IT MEMORIZED???"
After he says that, Sora: "IF YOU SAY 'GOT IT MEMORIZED???' ONE MORE TIME!!!!....."

 

Some random elderly lady Leon knows: Hi there, Leon. Oh my... It's not everyday I see you walk around with a girl! Is she your girlfriend?
Leon: Yes.
Me: Are you serious!? Leon!? I'm gonna take it seriously.
Leon: I'm serious.
Me: Woo. I'm speechless.
Leon: I'm seriously joking.
Me: *thinking* damnit!!

That was actually a dialogue in FFVIII, with Squall and Rinoa... 'xept for the last one!

Sora: *runs to computer* TELL ME ABOUT Riku!!!! an' mebbe a teensy bit 'bout Kairi *starts smashing computer*
Leon: Easy, wanna brake it?
Sora: Yeah, more than anything!
Leon:*facepalms* Fine, then have it your way. *knocks Sora out* Woo-hoo, now I'M the Keyblade master!!!

 

Axel: Got it memorized
Roxas: No
Axel: Got it memorized
Roxas: No
Axel: Got it memorized
Roxas: No
Axel: Got it memorized
Roxas: No
Axel: Got it memorized
Roxas: No
Axel: Got it memorized
Roxas: NO!!!! N-O!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! I WILL NEVER GET ANYTHING WHAT YOU SAY MEMORIZED!!!! SO SHUT YOUR F***ING FACE!!!!!!!
Axel: Got it memorized
Roxas: *Goes emo*

 

Quotes from Albel Nox (starocean til end of time)

"Maggots"

"Fools"

Quotes from Donald Duck

"Aw Phewy" (can't spell)

Quotes from Mickey Mouse

"Shucks fellas" (times a hundred)

 

Sora: XEMNAS!
Xemnas: IM RIGHT HERE!
Sora: Okay...?
Xemnas: What do you want?
Sora: We've come to defeat you!
Xemnas: You can't!
Sora: Why not?
Xemnas: Because... I HAVE COOKIES!
???: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!

 

Cloud: Sorry for the late little brother.
Sephy: So, you came, finally. The pizza was cooling!
Cloud: I'm not here for you or for your pizza. I'm here for my Final Fantasy IV.
Sephy: I don't want to give it to you.
Cloud: Now I'll tell it to mom!
Sephy: It's no use.
Cloud: Shut up.
Sephy: She can't do anything!
Cloud: shut up.
Sephy: Mum has always preferred me!
Cloud: SHUT UP!

 

Sora: "We need to go take care of those Heartless, then, WE CAN GO SEE SANTA!!!!" *goes to Santa's*

Sora: "Santa!!!!"
Santa:" Just a second Sora...."

Axel: "...... and a pony, and a fire truck, and a cool weapon, and something to piss Saix off....* rants on*
GOT IT MEMORIZED???"

Sora: "Alright!!!! I WARNED YOU!!!!!!"
*Sceen censored for the graphic nature of Sora goin' Anti-form on Axel's sorry a**!!!!*

 

Sora: I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!!! I mean S-M-A-R-T!!!

Sora: I am invincible! INVINCIBLE!!! *gets hit by Demyx's water attack* OWWW!!!!

I luuuuuv the Simpsons...

Axel: The name's Axel. A-X-E-L. Got it memorized? G-O-T I-T M-E-M-O-R-I-Z-E-D?
Sora: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! *jumps off a cliff* THERE'S NO REASON TO LIVE!!!

 

Sora: IM A SCATMAN! PIBILIBARAPBAP!
Sora: IM A SCATMAN! PIBILIBARAPBAP!
Sora: IM A SCATMAN! PIBILIBARAPBAP!
Riku: ...?
Sora: IM A SCATMAN! PIBILIBARAPBAP!
Sora: IM A SCATMAN! PIBILIBARAPBAP!
Mickey: ...?...!
Sora: IM A SCATMAN! PIBILIBARAPBAP!
Sora: IM A SCATMAN! PIBILIBARAPBAP!
Xemnas: I'd rather call myself MANSEX than this!
Sora: IM A SCATMAN! PIBILIBARAPBAP!
Donald: THERE'S NO REASON DO LIVE! I HAVEN'T GOT LAID!!!
*everyone mutes and the crickets begin singing*

 

Hey, youzza copying me!!!
*crickets*
Ummm, never mind...
Sephiroth: Insignificant girl!
Me: Shuddup!!!
Sprth: Make me!!!!!!!
Me: Fine!
*gets Aerith*
Sprth: Nooooooo, not the flower girl!!!!!!!!!!!
*Helps Aerith in getting rid of the jerk*
Both: BUAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!

 

Sora: I would be a better nobody than you would
Roxas: Okay proof it
Sora: Um... Riiikuuu Roxas is teasing me!!!
Roxas: I HATE YOU *Runs away*

 

Riku: Not now Sora, I'm ummm, 'busy' with Kairi...
Sora: You what!?!?!?!
Roxas: I'll take it back! I don't hate you *punches Sora then pauses to think* Wait a sec, is this gonna affect me and Namine?

 

"Wings symbolize freedom for those who have none . . . "

 

"Take everything from the inside and throw them all away"

"When the rich waged war it's the Poor who died"

"I see pain,i see need"

"Together we made it"

"Let me apoligize to begin with"

"On A Valintines day"

"Hope decays,generations Disappear"

"I am a bit of Lonelyness, a little bit of Disregard"

 

"when am cleanin windas" (spelt in cockney)

"When i'm cleaning windows" (not spelt in cockney)