Question.

I'd put the toothpick in the mouth to seem cooler, then I'd just use the whip to catch a helicopter and go away, I'd drink the Pepsi when I'm thirsty, I'd use the poster to turn the useless people that I'd find on my way in stone, I'd eat the creame after the Pepsi to gain some energy, I'd use the cellphone and some other things to create an electromagnetic barrier to protect at least a little part of the Earth.

 

I use my whip for everythin. From pullin' myself out of bed in the mornin' to punishin' auld ladies that fail to pick up their pension checks.

Just doin' my part for the community.

 

I think she might've saved us all ._. ​

 

A whip. A Chuck Norris poster would destroy the galaxy.​