Man, the graphics outside are terrible

left, left, up, down, right, left, up, a, b

Oh snap. What did I just do?!

 

Only a week ago or so the snow weather effect began outside my player-owned house despite it being the middle of April. I do believe a weather glitch is quite present.

 

Our camping trip in the Andes.

 

This game honestly sucks, I heard that if you get shot it doesn't take 20 bullets to kill you like in CoD, just one or two.
I mean seriously, why?

 

Are you playing on Critical Mode?

 

I've clocked it at roughly 15 minutes life if the wound is a stomach wound. Headshots are fatal most of the time though.

Now if I can just find that hack to get me a tank in this game. I want to make my Panzertruppe.

 

You did it wrong. It's up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, It enables unlimited run.

 

There's no pvp though. I threw a knife at my neighbor and his wife called the cops on me. Luckily the prison level is pretty easy.

 

I heard that the minigames suck there. You may get screwed.

 

Well I'm big on sandbox games, and the class system is pretty in depth, but I'm bad at the multiplayer.

 

Realistic games suck. No wonder you're all bored.

 

I also don't like how they make you obey traffic laws.
In every other game I've played that you can drive/steal a car, you can drive on the sidewalk or blow through lights and stop signs. But with this, nooo, god forbid you even park wrong and the cops will show up.

 

I can make all your problems go away... just don't let any tell you You Shouldn't Have Done That...

 

Clearly someone doesn't know people very well.

And why go over fences when you can just go around them? I mean never before have I not seen the end of a fence in this game.

Course...people will take offense if you trespass on their property. Oh well, I got my running boots of running. And stealth camouflauge. 8D

 

There are also a lot of very unique game mechanics. For example, a love potion doesn't exist, but there are combinations of items that, depending on the character, can have the same effect.

 

I can't skip those? Damn.

I heard the only way to avoid that is to cross the border, but you might have to buy the camouflage gear to get through. I forget how much it's going for on the auction board.

 

I can never make any friends to play with me on co-op missions and the developers didn't enable you to use player-created characters as your partners. Also, character customization is non-existent on major levels. You get one random sprite and your stuck with it for the most part.

Also, you're quite restricted when it comes to abilities. I mean, the average player can't even climb a two story building without a ladder. What kind of game is this?

 

I hate this game. First off, like 99% of my hacks do not work. Secondly, making money is way too hard. I mean, I can't even find a treasure box without it being locked. And there is no key in sight. I've even looked under the freaking floor boards. It is like the creator of the game wants you to be poor. And I really wanted to upgrade my inventory, too.​

 

I knew 50 Cent was hacking when he took 9 bullets! Must be the steroids cheat or something.