Kill Claude

Lightning struck the tree and electrocuted Claude. /kill

 

dang this is getting hard

Claude fell out of the tree before it got electrocuted, leaving him with a giant headache /save

 

He actually had a concussion and died shortly after. /kill

 

By chance another bolt of lightning struck, hitting Claude this time and shocking him back to life. /save

 

The lightning caused the ground to cave in around Claude, suffocating him.

 

Claude transformed his hands into awesome Phoenix claws (because he's half phoenix i guess lol) and dug his way out /save

 

Some guy with a gun shot him. /kill

 

T'was a nerf gun Claude was shot with. /save

 

A bear smacked him to the moon. /kill

 

Claude was attacked by moon aliens /kill

 

It was all a misunderstanding and they made peace. /save

 

They unknowingly gave Claude a moon virus /kill

 

They wore a moon condom /save

 

The moon condom split and Claude became pregnant with an alien baby which burst out of his stomach /kill

 

Claude was a male so he just imagined having alien moon babies. /save

 

[[ Wow this is intense. Every time I expect it to be the end, but it's not. ]]

Astro Boy was flying nearby and scooped up Claude before the Mars ship exploded. __// Saved

 

Claude is poisoned by his brother for the throne. /kill

 

Claude was immune to the poison. /save