Khv!

She'll call me an idiot if I tell her that. XD

You will never see me again. >>​

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!now that is funny as hel*

 

Tell her that if you loose hair someone looses virginity.
Tell her your hair on you is like making love and your not done.

 

tell her that if you get your haircut you will get cornrows!!!!

 

Tell her that you are forced to go since people on some lame internet forum based upon a video game cannot make up plausible excuses.

 

There is a condition where if you get your hair cut it causes it to all fall out. No idea what it is called though.

 

Tell her the only reason you can't grow out your hair is because your mother lost her's in a special surgeory.
Again. bad spelling, I guess.

 

or you could tell her that people that cut hair kill 12 people a year

 

Tell her you don't want to before burning the house down and holding a wild Rave.

 

you are right

XD

 

Tell her you will watch Watchmen and pay close attention to Dr. Manhatten.

 

She'll kill you!

First one: That will be me because of Ghost. >>
Second one: What the hell! O.o

D:

Need the name. D8<

You sure about that? B|​

 

Tell her you will become a Nun and her legacey will never live on.

 

tell her that it is illegal to get your haircut in 27 states and a few countries if you have a kh-vids account

 

I know it works because a couple of guys in my school used it so that they wouldn't have to get their hair cut (boy's hair is not allowed to touch the collar).

Will search for the name now.

EDIT: Meh, can't find it. Try alopecia =D

 

Tell her your hair is having a aborption.
Bad spelling, I know.

 

Tell your mother unless she gets a top professional to style your hair she better keep her paws off or else you'll burn it off.