KH Corrupted Wish Game

Yes, ok it's free but a robber gave it to you. The cops, thinking you stole it, put you in prison for a gazzilion million years and take your money away!

I wish to own WTTD

 

You are now the not so proud owner of Worlds Toothliest Turmoil Dogs. Makers of stupid products and sellers of stupider pets.

I wish for stuff.

 

Your stuff is turned to crap.

I wish there wasn't any mid-terms next week.

 

Then Riku wouldn't have it lol.

I wish you could play as Riku the whole entire series, instead of Sora, and that Sora dyed on destiny islands.

 

Sure, but Riku dies ten seconds later and you get to play as his dead body. Not much action there.

I wish taht I had a wish that couldn't actually complete my wish but actually did unwish my rewished wish.

 

Nope Riku wouldn't die that fast, no way. :(

Umm, you have no more wishes at all to unwished you rewished wish

I wish Sora died, and that you could play as Riku in kh2 o_O

 

You play has him with the headband over his eyes so you can't see anything, causing him to stupidly slip and die.

 

For future reference, study up on your roman numerals. It is final fantasy 6! You know, home to espers, the Wedge-Biggs thing, and the totally awesome Soul of Thamasa, which changes Magic to Doublecast?

I wish people weren't so lazy.

 

but then Nothing wouldn't get done

i wish there really was something called "Ultima Weapon".

 

Yah, it's called a hydrogen bomb, one's aimed for your house right now.

I wish for a penny.

 

and the penny eats you and takes over north america.

i wish for a wish that has nothing in it.

 

Xemnas comes and uses the nothingness to destroy you.

I wish that I had no little brother.

 

This thing still alive?
Your little brother turns into a gangster and jumos you for all of your money.
I wish my mouth would stop hurting.

 

It stops hurting as soon as your face implodes.

I wish for all the super powers known to man.

 

that includes self-destruct and permanent ability disable which activates automatically

i wish for "n" to stop.(don't ask what "n" is)

 

Ok... since I don't know what that is... It's replaced with the letter "m"

I wish I had white teeth.

 

Ok, you have white teeth, because they're dentures. all your teeth fell out.
I wish that I was Chuck Norris AKA God

 

soon, the real chuck norris comes and gets rid of his imposter(otherwise known as you)

i wish that *insert name here* would do *insert action here*

 

The answer is Graxe dies

I wish for origami skills.

 

Granted but, one day you slice your fingers off in a freak origami accident, meaning you can no longer do origami
I wish for a key to the playboy mansion