KH Corrupted Wish Game

Your mood goes from sad to crappy

I wish I had more time on my hands.

 

You have to much time that you go crazy.
I wish I could stop crying.

 

Granted, but the tears are reversed and you drown yourself.

I wish I could change my name to something cooler.

 

You change it to Napolean Dynamite.
I wish........I dont know.

 

I can't corrupt that

I wish people stopped thinking it sucks for me to have my b-day on X-mas

 

I dont.
They have the same birthday as you.
I wish I had an ipod.

 

and it exploded while you were listening and you got electricuted

i wish i had a face...

 

Granted but you're uglier than what you looked like..

I wish..
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I got it!
I wish that .. Axel and Roxas beat up Riku and that Riku beat up Sora for beating him up , Thus , ending world hunger (try to Corrupt that!!)

 

Those topics are unrelated and Axel, Roxas, Riku, and Sora are not real.

I wish I had some creativity.....

 

You got some but everybody hates you now..
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.. I wish Sora was a |H4Ck3R| and the KeyBlade was really called the |H4CkBl4D3|

 

He hacks your computer and deletes all your files.

I wish we knew Sora's last name.

 

He tells us but we die of laughter ( Thanks alot! )

I wish... hmm... I wish Sora was in RaCF:ToD!!

 

He is, but he is just a minor background character with no influence on the plot.

I wish that Kairi was evil.

 

nNOOOOOO!!! CURSE YOU KS FOR MAKING HIM A BACKGROUND CHARACTER!!! Well atleast he's in there!!

She kills Sora while pretending to kiss him..

I wish Ratchet and Clank were in Kingdom Hearts!! SSSUUUUUWWWWEEEETTT!!

 

They destroy everything including them selfs when Clank turns evil... again.

I wish that I could collect souls.

 

Granted, but you absorb all their memories too, causing a giant mental breakdown.

I wish you would not grant this wish.

 

Oooh..... tough luck. It was granted anyway.

I wish I had a clock that shrouded my face.

 

But then you can't learn how to say "What time is it?" in ten different languages.

DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!!
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in the land apart.
Im done spamming.

My real wish is that I could write a paper describing the events of Final Fantasy VI.

 

You get called ' The FF4 Geek '

I wish Sora was pregnant.. but he's still a boy.. hahaa!!
( Try to corrupt that!!)

 

For doing so, Sora destroys you and uses your guts for bubble wrap.

I wish for free money.