just like Vince

A man walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Vince."

"Who?" asked the man.

"Vince Sabio. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Vince every single time."

The man replied, "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

"Not Vince. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star."replied the cabbie.

"He was something, huh?" asked the man.

"He had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out." added the cab driver.

"No wonder you remember him." remarked the man.

"Well, I never actually met Vince." said the cabbie.

"Then how do you know so much about him?" asked the man.

The cab driver answered, "I married his widow."

 

lol, that was just wrong and funny at the same time.