ITT: We post ****** super powers...

+: You're invisible
-: You're Hellen Keller

 

The ability to do whatever you want to the world and everyone in it.

Downside: For some reason you turn them all into orange juice by using your dead robot mother's clone's astral projections.

*coughcodegeasscough*

 

This seems familiar. And vaguely reminds me of a sexually-challenged pathetic teenage boy who touches comatose women.

...

Damn. Can't remember.

 

Again, *coughcodegeasscough*

The ability to freeze time.

It also stops you.

 

Power: The ability to become invisible at given time.

Drawback: Everyone soon forgets about you.

 

I have the ability to touch my nose with my tongue, and there's no drawback in that

 

The ability to freeze ice.

 

Ability to absorb any power from anyone

Drawback: Only you have powers.

 

Ability to come back from the dead

Drawback: It only works the second time

 

Ability: The power to make Macaroni & Cheese.

Drawback: A giant orange dinosaur sprays you with a large cheese hose.

 

Ability: To control weather

Drawback: Can only make light snow

 

+ You're able to kill anyone with a touch
- You're able to killed by anyone with a touch

 

Ability: You're able to not feel pain.
Drawback: Only when there is no pain to feel.

 

Ability: Good at swimming.
Drawback: Useless outside water.

 

If I'm on another planet I can shoot yogurt from my pits.

 

is it partially hydrogenated?

 

lol Best one yet.