ITT: We post ****** super powers...

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  1. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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  6. Johnny Stooge Traverse Town Homebody

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    **** you, Aquaman is awesome.
     
  7. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Aquaman gets the crap beaten out of him on a regular basis by fish. Instead of getting that fish to stop beating him, he gets another fish to beat the crap out of that fish.
     
  8. Johnny Stooge Traverse Town Homebody

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    uhh, Aquaman is on par with Martain Manhunter and Wonder Woman, who are just below Superman.

    Ain't no fish as strong as Superman.
     
  9. Xe54 Kingdom Keeper

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    So, can aquaman use his powers outside of water?
     
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    One word, dude.

    Sushi
     
  11. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I don't see how, there aren't any fish out of water.
     
  12. Xe54 Kingdom Keeper

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    Crabs ?
     
  13. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I don't think crabs are fish.
     
  14. Sora March Twilight Town Denizen

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    Shellfish?
     
  15. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I guess, but what are they gonna do?
     
  16. Xe54 Kingdom Keeper

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    Give you crabs
     
  17. Johnny Stooge Traverse Town Homebody

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    differant writers impose differant limits outside of water, most frequently is his need to rehydrate every hour but yah.
    his body doesn't magically change just because he's out of water.

    well if you can find a way to cut a guy that shrug off helicopter artillery fire, be my guest.

    go sit in the corner.
     
  18. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    ]: no
     
  19. Sora March Twilight Town Denizen

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    Since when are Martian Manhunter and Wonderwoman in the ocean, trying to help Aquaman, when they need to call Superman. Besides, Sushi is the best way to beat fish.
     
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