ITT I call out white people for what they are: Why phoneposters should be shot

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  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Obviously the first question might be "What is a phoneposter?"
    A phoneposter is someone who is frankly speaking; lazy. Lazy because despite being in their home they cannot muster the motivation and energy needed to get slightly up and type on their ****ing computer or laptop because "OH GEEZ I HAVE TO USE MY FINGERS FOR THINGS!? OH MY GOD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!". Now there's nothing wrong with being lazy. I have an uncle in the hospital see, he is slowly dying of Micropenis. This is a real condition so do not laugh. Anyway he is slowly dying of it and I have to pay hospital bills so that they can keep him from dying of Micropenis but every now and then I'm a little lazy, the payment URL can be long to type so I just forget it sometimes. Nothing wrong with it, it's just Micropenis at the end of the day, he'll be fine. The point is it is okay to be lazy.

    But what's NOT okay is using your laziness as a means of half assing things, and that is what phoneposters like Trigger do. Instead of just NOT posting at all and getting some rest, they give out these lazy half assed post and messages that literally nobody likes or pays attention to besides "Wow I can't believe this dumb ***** would say some STUPID **** like that". But because he's being lazy and phoneposting he can always just go "lol im phoneposting it doesnt matter" which leads me to my second point


    >But Jube, I phonepost when I'm on the go
    **** off
    When you're on the go you are STILL only paying half attention.
    Half attention to the posting and half attention to whatever the hell you're SUPPOSE to be doing
    So it's even worse, nobody wants to engage with someone who is showing literally no passion or effort for either of the two things they are doing.

    >But Jube, I have no passion because the world sucks
    Go whack off or something. Nobody wants to hear this ****

    >Jube you are old and jaded. Phoneposting is fine
    **** off
    The world would be a better place if phoneposters were lynched.


    >Wow Jube, you are right. How do I identify a phoneposter?


    1. Doesn't use caps
    2. Doesn't send messages in quick succession
    3. Likes phoneposting

    >Hey Jube, I'm a staff member and wish to put an end to phoneposting
    What you do is simple
    ban phoneposters
    make it a global rule
    make the site as mobile unfriendly as possible
    Kh-vids is some backwater town in the middle of ****ing nowhere filled with a bunch of weird strobe light haired freaks of nature of all kinds. But even WE can do our part in making the internet a better place.
     
  2. cstar stay away from my waifu

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  3. Yozora Archer

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    Jube you are old and jaded. Phoneposting is fine
     
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    Maybe you're just having a bad trip, Jube. It's okay. You just need a hug.
     
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  7. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Counterpoint: what about people like me, who are so dedicated to the site that we don't 'post on the go' but we log in on our phones while we're on break or are eating dinner after work; who DO properly capitalize and punctuate our posts, who even go to the trouble of using italics despite how much trouble that takes, and who alternate between the site and Discord at the same time, thus 'sending messages in succession?' xD

    As an added bonus; what if we don't like phoneposting, but have to in order to post what we want?

    Is that a good exception?

    I mean, if not...

    lol im phoneposting it doesnt matter xD
     
  8. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    can't believe Marushi just phoneposted...
     
  9. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    Yeah seriously

    Sent from my iPhone.
     
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    sent from bathroom
     
  11. Shiki my waifu is better than yours, thanks

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    i bet jube is a phoneposter
     
  12. Llave Not All Who Wander Are Lost

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    imagine if khv was always a mobile site but like in 2006
     
  13. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Posting this from a tablet.

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  14. Calxiyn Keyblade Master

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    I have a question - I have a RCM tablet with a keyboard that I use as a laptop. So is there a range of phonepostering where using a tablet is less worse then a phone but still bad, but a tablet with a keyboard is somewhat acceptable? Like is there some sort of flow chart for this?