If you could choose one movie director to direct your life

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  1. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Who would it be?

    David Fincher, hands down for me. My life would be all chiaroscuro and we'll find out later in my life that my best friend who I've always looked up to is simply a figment of my fucked up mind. Oh and having music by Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross as my life's score wouldn't be bad either.
     
  2. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Hayao Miyazaki.

    So I can be a girl-*brick'd*
     
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    This is the correct answer.
     
  4. Arch Mana Knight

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    What kind of loser would want someone directing their life?

    You should be asking "who would narrate your life?" Because the only answer is Morgan Freeman.

     
  5. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    Ed you stole my exact answer, I was even going to mention Trent and Atticus. This is bull.
     
  6. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Satoshi Kon direct that and Nujabes on the soundtrack. Shout out to the soul plane. Drop the beast sick inspiration from on high and keep rocking those tombstones, don't let those graves get dusty. Don't let that fire fade. Burn it all, burn it till there ain't nothin' left.
     
  7. Llave Superless Moderator

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  8. Vagineer Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ... James Cameron...
     
  9. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    Great minds think alike.

    ...poor soul. I don't think you want such a perfectionist directing your life.
     
  10. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  11. Vagineer Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I was thinking Michael Bay...
     
  12. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    get out u matherfahker
     
  13. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    youre TEARING ME APART JIKU!!!!
     
  14. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    wutsahp Mahk?
     
  15. Plums Wakanda Forever

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    Jiku stole my answer. :C

    (I'd go for a Nujabes/Emancipator combo on the soundtrack tho. Seeing what those two could do together would be godly).
     
  16. Airi Ban King's Apprentice

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    M. night shyamalan
    It would be quite interesting
     
  17. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Really tough. For now, I'll go with Quentin Tarantino, having just watched Django Unchained recently.

    Have fun having your name mispronounced
     
  18. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Damn you! I wanted to say that one too. He's so amazing.

    Part of me wants to say Takashi Shimizu just to see how that comes out. In all honesty though, I would go with Christopher Nolan. And Aaron Sorkin would do a collaboration of Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the script as well as the musical numbers. Yes, my life would be a musical; deal with it. And for shits and giggles, Danny Elfman would do the score.
     
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    Martin Scorsese.
     
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    Hayao Miyazaki. Most of his lead characters share . . . qualities with me, or so I've been told. I wonder if I could be made out to be male?

    Alternatively, Quentin Dupieux, because who wouldn't want to be a tire that blew up shit?