If I could___, I would

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  1. Always Dance Chaser

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    Whore.
    If i could become invisible, i would.
     
  2. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Why would you want to be in hell so early?
     
  3. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    If I could eat myself alive, I would.
     
  4. Plums Wakanda Forever

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    If I could lead a massive rebellion that would crush all nations in the world, uniting them under my eternal hegemony, I would.

    That, or buy myself a Lemonade Slurpee.
     
  5. Cleopatra King's Apprentice

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    I'd be the one making it a nicer place to live ;D
    Harry Potter Movies was my other option doofas.
     
  6. Tootsie coquí

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    If I could party hard and get tipsy without getting in trouble, I would.
     
  7. Spike H E R O

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    If I could have an epic climactic anime-style gun/sword-fight/meca-battle with my old arch-nemesis/sidekick/rival/partner in blarg, Da Freak, I would.
     
  8. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Now being with HP, would be badass. I wouldn't mind learning some awesome spells.

    But for the former...there's honestly nothing cool to do. I've (tried to) read the first book and it was so...boring, that I stopped before it got too stupid.
     
  9. Love Kingdom Keeper

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    If I could believe it's not butter, I would. =)
     
  10. Cleopatra King's Apprentice

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    Yes, Dark Art Classes ftw :3
     
  11. Bond of Flame I'm an alien

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    If I could manipulate TEH WIND, I would.
     
  12. Kannira the wolf Traverse Town Homebody

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    If I could say banana without someone making a sexual joke, I would.
     
  13. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    If I could go back in time during a war between Native Americans and the French and help the Native Americans, I would.
     
  14. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    If I could turn back time, I would... I forget. Do stuff. And things.
     
  15. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    If I could tell my ex that I don't really hate him, I would.
     
  16. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    If I could leave home and start the road trip now, I would.
     
  17. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    If I could rule the world, I would.
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    But I don't think you'd be wanting that.
     
  18. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Enjoy creating a Time Paradox and screwing up the universe.
     
  19. Arch Mana Knight

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    If I could own KHV, I would. <-< Yay for owning a site dedicated to a game.
     
  20. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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