Funny last words

Just say something funny a person could say before they die....
Example:
I told that doctor I was sick! *ded*

Now it's your turn, see what randomly funny stuff you can come up with

 

lol
are we there yet *ded*
okey that wasn't funny xD

 

Coughs*
tell that muffin
i.....will......jam...him( dies )

 

Silly Rabit Trix are for kids! (ded)

 

I AM IMMORTAL!!!

*ded*

 

You'll pay for this *ded*

 

I. . .want. . . .your. . . pants .. . *ded*

 

muffin...( cough )
tell chow chow...there....is.....bread...in....the....cu..p..b.o..a..r..d(dead )

 

i forgot to bring that DVD back to the store...(dies)

 

I just want you to know......I've always loved you.......PSYCH!!!!!!!! *dead*

 

You can always tell these are my words:

I Like Piee =3 *Dies*

 

im not done yet *dies*

 

I can't die yet! So many questions unanswered! Did I leave the iron on? What is mother doing? And what came first, the chicken or the egg? *dies*

 

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE *ded* No we're taking you dead =3

 

i have finally climbed mt. everest, only a few more feet, *ded*