Da Hangova Partee. x.x

I'm 18 and my twin sister is 14.

No, it's possible.

 

I lol'd.

._.

......

ZOMG!

 

OMG I'm being haunted by space ghost!

4 years premature?

 

your mom was in labor for four years?! Holy fucking sh!t!!

 

I laughed, but no.

I would be taken out normally (or as normal as possible for a KHV'er). My sister, being underdeveloped, would not have been found due to the doctor always placing his thumb on the exact spot (Gotta love Simpsons). She remained dormant for four years before my mother had severe stomach pains. When they cut her open, they found the twin. She would be dead, but she would be taken out of the womb at that time, thereby being "born". She would be dead, but she would still be my twin and I would be four years older than her.

:D

Voldemort's Nimple.

 

Son of a Banshee.

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Your Mother is a *****ing******Laura Mimsum******** Adminvenium**************Tragollaw*******Hippopautamus************* Rebublican**************** and Daniel Ratcliffe***************** With a Bucket of**************** And a Castle Far Away Where No One Can Here You **********************Soup************ With a Bucket of************** Mickey Mouse************* and A Stick of Dynamite*******Magical*********** Alakazam!!!!!!!!!!

 

Cue Magical Girl Transformation sequence!

 

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lolwut ?

 

Fuck, man.

 

So you got your name change.

 

*Glitter and music plays*

*Body glows pink, and I transform into...*


Sailor EDWARD!

 

Oh shi- a Sailor Moon cosplayer!

 

*Raises a baseball bat that has been painted to look like Sailor Moon's wand*

In the name of Dalk... I WILL PUNISH YOU!

*Swings bat furiously at everyone*

 

Lawlbump.

 

Hark, do I hear The Artic Monkeys in that vid?

 

Bang .

 

Damn, I thought I would've missed things more then this. ._.

*tine to make a new epic thread*

 

I fucking love this here thread so much