Ban the User Above

Banned cause you used the singular and not the plural, therefore giving me reason.

 

Banned for that simple mistake.

 

Banned because the simplest mistakes can be deadly.

 

Banned for posting something that was serious sounding.

 

Banned for hearing it seriously.

 

Banned because I didn't hear it I read it.

 

Banned because if you didn't hear it, you can't know how it sounded.

 

Banned for working logic

 

Banned because you're correct and logic has no place here

 

Banned because I am logic and I am already in place here, so your ban is invalid

 

Banned because I can ban even if it is invalid because that is what goes on in this mysterious place where we dwell.

 

Banned because indeed you can, for in truth, all the bans are invalid in this our most hallowed place...

 

Banned because the hermmit detective demands it.

 

Banned for demanding something.

 

Banned for Banning his demands.

 

Banned for capitalizing the second banning.

 

Banned cause Ban should always be capitalized.

 

Banned because Batman bruised Barney's burning body badly.

 

Banned because alliteration is always awesome.

 

Banned because Brolly Banker broke billionaire Bruce's backdoor beachhouse.