1000 Ways to Annoy a Keyblade Master lol

Um....Cookie Crisp? Sure....

I thought the Geico commercial was hilarious I just keep laughing at the thought.


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*Sora is sitting on a chair in a therapist's office. Look familear?*

Therapist: So you say you can't sleep at night thinking that small creatures will steal your heart?
Sora: Yes. So many times it has almost happened. It actually did happen when I went "Stabbity!" and stabbed myself with a keyblade and my heart came out and Kairi was like, "SORA!" and Goofy was like, "OMG, like ttly wtf?" and Donald was like, "Why did he just do that, the idiot."

Therapist: Uh huh, so-
Sora: I'm not done! Then everything was like zoom and whoosh and I was a heartless and I was like "Well this sucks. I don't have opposable thumbs." and then I was whisked away and then Kairi kissed me and I turned back to normal.

Therapist: Right...have you ever been offered a stay at Mental Institution?
Sora: No. I never had enough money with that blasted Gummi Ship fees.
Therapist: So why not join Geico? You can save 15% or more on car insurance. Are you listening?
Sora: And then there was the cost of the surgery where they patched up my chest from where the heart was and they sent me to the land of Oz to ask the Wizard for a new one. He gave me one but my Gummi Ship broke down on the way hitting some little Yorkshire Terrier in the face but then I was sued and I had little money and couldn't afford repares. The end.

Geico, so easy a Keyblade Master could use it.

 

tell him he phails at life.

 

Some ways to annoy a keyblade master:

Sabotage his gummi ship

Give his keyblade to Xeonhart

Ask him to join Organization13

Get plastic surgery to look like said keyblade master, then rob a bank. Then get plastic surgery to look like yourself again.He goes to jail:locked2:lol. gotta love motocons

Call him Roxas(again)

Tell him he's afraid of the dark

Make him pick between a black and white side(Black or white? choose ur destiny, I mean half of the cookie:)

 

Keyblade Spirit, you are not really making a list of these anymore...

Here are a few ways:

Tell him he's not as intelligent as a caveman and can't switch to Geico.

Tie up Kairi and tell him he has to kiss Riku to let her free

Yell "Save the Heartless!" every time he says something.

 

101: Stick a sign to his back saying: "Save the Heartless"
102: Ressurect all of Orginization XIII
103: Give them disturbing Yaoi art.
104: Put their house and Moblie number on the news.
105: Tell Terra Sora is Xehnorts son.
106: Replace his Keyblade with a fake and get them to fight Xemnas.
107: Piss of Saix, then say "*Inset Keyblades master name* Told me to do it!"
108: Tell Saix where he lives.
109: Get them to listen to Demyx playing songs over and over again.
110: Sabotage the Gummi Ship.

 

1)Tell them you're going to take their keyblade to your house to get it cleaned, and that they'll have it back in 3 days. THAT's how you do it.
2)Go to Goku and tell him that *insert name here* said "Your hair looks stupid! You're stupid!"
3)summon his keyblade back and forth between him and you.

 

throw there keyblades into a pile of wodden and metal fake ones

 

A couple of ideas

I reckon we need a complete revised list to date at some point...especially since there are a few repeated ones floating around. Anyway...

To annoy Sora:
> Recreate the Dark Keyblade and stab everyone you can think of (except Sora) with it. Especially Kairi.
> Dye his hair pink when he's asleep.
> Make a deal with Hades that if Sora fails the Olympus Coliseum Hades Cup time trial, Hades gets to do what he wants with Sora. Wait until Sora starts the Cup. Then cast Stopga on him repeatedly.
> Tell him to eat half of a paopou, saying the other half's for Kairi. Then give the other half to Xemnas.
> Create a genetically modified antipaopou that looks the same as a normal one but has precisely the opposite effect i.e. that the sharers are thereafter never involved with one another's lives. Give one to Sora and Kairi to share.

To annoy Riku:
> Tell Sephiroth that Riku stole his hair.
> Remind him of every Dark thing he ever did until it fills his mind so much that he goes back to the side of Darkness. Permanently.
> Tell him that Mickey and DiZ were only using him to further their diabolical plans.
> Restore his power to create Dark Portals just long enough for him to end up in some inaccessible location. Then remove the capability again.
> Use the sharp edge of Way to the Dawn to saw his arms off.

To annoy any of them:
> Wish for Genie to turn them into a genie. Then trap them in their own lamp, and then seal the lamp permanently with their own Keyblade.
> Unleash the Potter Puppet Pals "Bother bother bother..." on them for all of eternity.
> Unlock the Keyholes of all the worlds, then find a good place to watch and laugh, as they rush to the Gummi hangar to fly to the worlds and reseal the Keyholes... only to find that you have already dismantled the Gummi Ship and jettisoned the Gummi Blocks into space.
> Equip the Crown Gummi to the Gummi Ship when they're not looking.
> Smear grease onto their Keyblade so that they can't hold onto it properly. Then send them to fight the Organization Data battles.

 

Say that you have a gagillion pet heartless at home

Kill there dude on runescape

Make a Runescape dude that looks like them

Call him Roxas(again)

Call Riku a replica that Vexen made

Ask them for their heart

Dress in black robes and wield a giant weapon in thier face.

lock them out of their house, then watch the fireworks

 

Hahaha, "Bother Bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother."

-Send him to Hogwarts and make sure he's in Slytherin.
- Say Dance Water Dance in every language you know it in every time they talk to their boy or girlfriend.
- Say "We are married, go away please" to every date they make. Even if you two are the same gender.
- Get a tape recorder that reacts with little light and put it in the keyblade master's room where he or she can't find it so every time the lights go out it says, "Got it memorized? Got it memorized?"
- Send him or her pictures of sick yaoi pictures repeadiatly until they are suffocated under the mass of them all.
- Get a tracking device and place it in (Sora or Riku) their hair. Follow them where they go and qoute Sorcerer Nobody:
Unleash the Potter Puppet Pals "Bother bother bother..." on them for all of eternity

-Give them a dog with a cone around it's head. Later they will take it off to realize that it is Ceberus.
- Give them a key for every holiday.
- In the middle of the night, sneak into their room and say, " I'm watching you." WARNING: Make sure there is a place to hide.

 

i got more =D
~get them to color easter eggs with you
... at christmas.
~laugh anythime they say something
...even if its not remotly funny.
~Tell Xemnas that you have met kittens with better diabolical plans than his.
~(org XIII) keep a good behavior chart. give out gold stars. (got that one from mugglenet)
~(xemnas) ask him to give you written summaries of his plans. correct his spelling.
~ whack them on the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.
~ talk constantly
~Leave rotting dead things all around their house. Insist its aromatherapy.
~ (sora and riku) be xemnas. be alive. (also works in reverse)
~ when they ask you to do something, stare blankly and drool. (also from mugglenet)

XDDDDDDDDDDDD
arnt i a riot?

 

eat his keyblade

 

More...

Not that they aren't good (I rather like them), but you're drifting a bit. It's "1000 ways to annoy a Keyblade Master"

Oh, and Xaale...

Please please please don't do this to me! It's Sorcerer for the ones that Xemnas controls. I, on the other hand, am Sorceror Nobody. The spelling is just one of many differences... ;)

Some for Mickey this time:
> When he does his usual cool ninja-mouse fighting technique, yell, "Nice try Mickey, but I can see the wires!"
> Lift him up by the ears.
> Claim that his Dark Realm Keyblade is just a ripoff of Sora's Kingdom Key with a patchy repaint job on it.
> State that he's just a guy in a costume like the ones at Disneyland. Repeat every time he tries to argue.
> Since he is King of Disney Castle, he rules over all who reside there. Constantly remind him that this amounts to Minnie, Daisy, Donald, Goofy, Pluto, Chip, Dale and a few brooms. Now constantly remind him that Xemnas managed to command 12 subordinates and a lot of lesser nobodies. Keep asking him, "Why is that loser so much better than you?"

Disclaimer: I in no way think that Xemnas is better than anyone. Except Marluxia - a n00b whose hair didn't even have to be dyed to be pink :laughing-smiley-004.

 

-somehow make sora scream and shove an apple in his mouth to make him stop
-if sora doesnt shut up slap him as hard as you can and say shut up!
-hit sora with a giant log








I Dont Like People Adding Me On RS

 

Can I put a shortened version of this in my sig? Its just that good!

roflol

 

hahahaha!!! neither do I.. Thgey bug me alot..

I forgot where we left off at??

Make them die on The Sims and say "OMG!!! you just like totally|D13D|

 

Another one of my lists.

111.
Step 1: Grab a Shadow by its antennae.
Step 2: Sneak into Sora's house with it.
Step 3: Wave it around wildly while yelling random gibberish. (Didn't expect that huh?)
Step 4: Continue until he tells you to stop torturing the poor thing.
Step 5: Proceed to steal his Keyblade and torture MORE heartless.
112. Tell him about all the yaoi fangirls he and Riku have.
113. Creat Org. CXIII (113)
114. Be a mime.
115. Burn your house down and go live with him.
116. Burn his house down and make him live with you.

I know it's not much, but atleast now we know where we are.

 

One way to annoy a keyblade master is to not send him PMs with ideas.

 

Annoying a Sorceror Nobody :)

I think you've forgotten someone there (i.e. Jiminy Cricket) lol
am i anbnoying u yet Sorceror Nobody? then again, ur not a Keyblade Master, so there'd by no point... ;)

 

117.
-Kick his .... HEAD!!
118.
-hack his computer so he can't do Ask Sora!
119.
-burn down Square Enix/Disney/Ask Sora Productions so he can't do Ask sora!
120.
-ANNOY HIM!!


All I got..