Oh yeah, let's turn up this heat! 1. Babies aren't cute. They are ugly pink lumps. 2. There's no such thing as "too soon" if a joke is genuinely witty. 3. Consensual incest is okay. 4. Respect must be earned. Opinions do not deserve respect by default, nor does faith. 5. Certain African nations have become a lost cause (e.g. Zimbabwe) and I'd fully understand if the West would stop dirtying their hands on them. 6. Relationships should not have "sex breaks". The duties of a relationship come with the privileges: holding off sex because it "doesn't feel right" anymore and still calling yourself a couple is not an option. 7. Cheap forms of captital punishment are acceptable in certain cases, even if these methods look icky. 8. A majority of "friendzoned" guys is frustrated because they don't get laid. Even the ones that aren't should get their priorities straight. Cherish the friend that you have rather than lamenting the relationship that isn't to be. And yes, I know this is difficult. 9. The planet can live fast and die young for all I care. Don't expect me to take part in environmentalism. 10. Acceptable drinking age: 16. Acceptable age of consent: 16. Acceptable gambling age: none as long as you have a steady income. Was worried I wouldn't get to 10, and ended up having to leave some out. I'll add more when I feel like it. Have fun being unconventional, but don't turn the thread into a flame war.