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YAY - I'M PREMIUM NOW! XDDDD

COOKIES FOR ALL!!!! XD

*chucks cookies at everybody, too happy to notice the screams of pain*

Um... Why is Roxas no longer a mod and it says that he was banned...? o.o;

Or... Is that another Roxas...? X.x;

Or am I going insane...?! X.x;;;;;;;

This is her when she was young. ^-^ I'd kinda like to give this to Wavewhisper, even though I'm 99% sure she doesn't remember me... XD; I hope she likes it... >.>;

This is probably one of my best drawings yet! :D I'm really proud of it, too, so if it's extremely n00bish, please don't crush my dreams into little bite-sized pieces and eat them... ;_;

Yes, I know that there are chunks of mistakes in here, but I think I hid them well enough so that they don't STICK OUT LIKE A FRICKIN' SORE THUMB!

.............

I made her hair extra long, cuz I like drawing long hair. =3 Her hair was especially fun to draw! =D

Okay, I'll stop rambling now... CnC?

2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~

Hello, everybody! =D

Remember all of those other stories I used to make? You know - the ones about the Organization doing all kinds of stupid stuff? The ones that earned me the title "The Queen of Crack"?! XD;

Well, this one is nothing like the rest.

Seriously.

There's, like, no comedy in it at all. This is my first shot at a suspenceful story. There's a bit of gore in it, so, just to be safe, I'm rating it 14+. ( I think... I'm not good with this new-fangled young-person rating-thingamajigs. XD; )

Also, I'd like to go ahead and thank ロクサス for giving me the okay to post this, cuz, without him, this fanfic would have never seen the light of day. I'd also like to thank mah friend Mari for the idea behind it, and mah OTHER friends Sydney and Anase for proofreading it first.

Also, there's a number of annoying little footnotes in it that I'm too lazy to take out. Bare with me, folks. (For future reference, you don't have to scroll down everytime you see a footnote. I'd suggest going straight through it once, and then going back to see what the footnotes are talkin' about. Much more painless that way.)

Don't expect an update anytime soon, either. It'll be a long time before I'm gonna be ready to finish THIS montrosity...

Yay, violence...? o.o;

2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~

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"Worst Nightmare"​

Prologue…

He had no idea he was being watched…

Xigbar strolled carelessly through Hallow Bastion, a bag of groceries in one hand, and a bitten apple in the other. He quickly checked his watch, and yawned. I still got, about, 30 minutes before I have to head back… he thought. Maybe I should—

“GYAAAAAHHHH!!!” He spazzed a little, almost dropping his bag, and stood there with his hand, panting heavily. After a few seconds of panting, he was finally able to gasp out, “L… Luxord… How… How long have… you been stan’… standing there…?”

The blonde blinked. “Uh… I, um…” He decided to dodge the question. “I just thought you might need some company, so I…” He decided to let the sentence dangle, as well.
“Don’t sneak up on me like that,” Xigbar growled. “Sides… I can take care of myself. Just go back home.”
Luxord sighed. “Okay, if ya insist…” And this time, I WON’T get caught… he thought bitterly as he started off. *

Xigbar watched him go, and rolled his eyes. He started walking once more. Jeez! If I didn’t know any better, I’d think the dude’s IN LOVE with me or something!

Suddenly, two strong pairs of hands shot out of a nearby alley, and yanked Xigbar in. He gasped in surprise, dropping what was in his arms. “Hey! What the—Mmmmmmf…!” A cloth, wet with something that smelt kind of sweet, was clamped on his nose.* It wasn’t long before his eyes started to drift shut, and within seconds, his body went completely limp. He was out for the count. While unconscious, he was dragged further into the darkness. The whole thing took less than 30 seconds.

Luxord blinked, sensing that something was wrong, and turned around. The place was completely deserted.

“Huh…?”

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A flood of water washed over Xigbar’s face. He coughed and sputtered as he slowly sat up. To his surprise, everything looked… Strange. Psychedelic, even. The Freeshooter rubbed his eyes in wonder. What the…?! I don’t remember ever doing any drugs…!

“So, where is it?” He looked up to see a group of men all standing around him. He guesstimated about 15 – he couldn’t count very well since the world was spinning. Fifteen. Usually not a problem for a guy like Xigbar, but he was disoriented now. Uh-oh…

There was something a little off about them. They were all dressed in the same exact way. Green bandanas tied on their head, saggy, worn blue jeans with one pants leg rolled up, huge t-shirts that were tucked in on the left side, and black sneakers. *

“Where is it?” the same guy repeated. He was leaning on a wooden bat that had bite marks wrapping around it. The leader, maybe?
Xigbar blinked, not understanding. “Where’s what?”
“Don’t play dumb…” another one growled. This one had a toothpick in his mouth. “Where’s the money?!” He sounded a little testy, but Bat-Man shot him a look, and he quickly quieted down.
Xigbar blinked – STILL not getting it. “…Money?”
“You said you’d have it for us soon,” said the Bat-Man in a hollow voice. “We’re tired of waiting, Craig.” *
“Craig?” The Freeshooter cocked his head to the side, staring at the guy. Needless to say, he was confused. Are they trying to go by my Somebody name…? But – wait – my Somebody was named Braig, not Craig…! He raised his hands in a non-threatening way. “You’ve got the wrong guy, man… I’m—”

“What do you think we are – STUPID?!” Toothpick demanded. “You look just like him!”
“No use tryin’ ta talk ya way outta this ‘un…” another with a goatee added.
“It’s time to pay us what you owe…” growled a guy with a nasty-looking scar on his forehead growled.
“So, what’s it gonna be?” Bat-Man asked.

Xigbar sighed, and slowly stood up, shaking his head. “Look man, I ain’t payin’ noth—”
Bat-Man roughly grabbed his arm, snarling. He was ten seconds away from losing his cool. “Look – I need that money, man!”
Xigbar shoved him away, quickly. “Hey! Get OFF of me!”
Scarface looked back at his comrades. “GET ‘IM!!!!”

Things were happening too fast – Xigbar could hardly keep up! One moment, he was wrestling Bat-Man off him; the next, he’s leaning on a wall, gasping for breath with only cuts and bruises all over his body and a blurred memory as proof that a fight had actually taken place. He stared at the thugs incredulously.

“I told you that you shouldn’t have crossed us…” Bat-Man growled as he twirled his newly bloody bat in one hand.
Xigbar’s eyes narrowed into slits – that was the absolute LAST straw! “Okay, that does it! No more Mister Nice-Freeshooter!” With that, he summoned both of his purple guns. It was mostly show to scare them off, though. Freeshooter or not, he still couldn’t aim well when the ground looked like it was tilted 85 degrees.

The gangstas quickly backed off, gasping.
“He’s packin’ heat!”
“Where did that come from?!”
“Watch out!”
“A gun?!”

Xigbar couldn’t help but smile at that last comment. He tapped his gun against his shoulder, cockily, and closed his eyes, and replied, snidely, “Hellz YEAH, I got guns! Cuz I’m the Free…shoot…er…?”

He looked down in surprise at the thick knife handle that looked like it had just grown out of his chest. It was in the exact place where his heart would have been, if he’d had one, of course. A river of blood was gushing out around it, soaking his Organization cloak.

Slowly, his eyes wandered back up to see the man with the goatee right in front of him, grinning and patting his hands together. He scoffed. “Got cha this time, sucka.”

And that’s when the pain hit. A searing, wave of agony ripped through his body so powerfully, he thought he might pass out then and there.

He gasped in a ragged breath, dropping both of his guns to the ground. He stumbled back in horror, pressing his hand over his chest to slow the blood-loss. No…!

Goatee-Guy was now backing up into his posse. They were all slapping him high-fives, patting him on the back, and congratulating him on his success.
“Good going man.”
“Nice one!”
“Yeah, you got that punk good!”

Xigbar’s back finally thumped on the wall. His sight was spinning out of control, now – contracting and focusing at random. A small stream of blood seeped out of his mouth. N-No…! It… It can’t…! His legs felt like they’d been turned into Jell-O; he slowly slid down to the ground.

Bat-Man glanced behind himself, and said, “Okay, we better get outta here before the cops come. Let’s go.” The thugs left without even casting Xigbar another glance.

The river of blood gushing out was steadily getting bigger. Xigbar clenched his jaw against the burning pain. Stupid… I’m so stupid…! I shouldn’t have taken my eyes off them! Now I’m in some serious trouble… He tried to keep his head straight, and think through his options, but he could already feel the blood loss affecting his mind. P… Portal back…? No… I… I don’t have the strength… or the right mind… for that… What else CAN I do, though?! No one knows I’m here…

All options lead to a dead end.

Literally.

Dark shadows were closing in around him. He sighed, falling face-down onto the ground. This is it, isn’t it…? I’m… I’m going to die, aren’t I…? A shaky sob filled the air. I… I don’t want to die alone…

Panic. Fear. Desperation. None of these were enough to describe what was going on in Xigbar’s mind right then. On impulse, he gave a weak cry. “H… Help m… me…! Someone, p… please…”

He passed out before anymore could be said.

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Luxord continued walking around, keeping an eye out for Xigbar. I just don’t get it…! He didn’t SAY he was going back home… He didn’t even act like he WANTED to! So why’d he just disappear? *

He looked down a dark alley, distractedly. At first, he was going to just walk past, but then he did a double-take at what he had found lying on the ground. The blonde bent down, and carefully picked up…

Xigbar’s bag of groceries?! Even his bitten apple was lying there! This sent off a number of red flags in Luxord’s mind. He looked around cautiously. What if Xiggy’s in trouble?! He decided to snoop around some more. If he didn’t find anything, then he’d just go back to The Castle That Never Was, and take the credit for bringing back the goods himself.

After a few minutes of walking and snooping around, the blonde ran into a group of guys rushing past him. They all looked pretty tough, but Luxord didn’t worry about that.

He cleared his throat, and asked on of the guys with a toothpick in his mouth, “Excuse me, I hate to interrupt, but have you seen a man about, oh, this tall, with long black hair in a ponytail, and an eye patch, and a scar going through his cheek?”

The guy stopped cold. He stood there for a couple of moments, then slowly turned, and gave Luxord a stare as potent as acid. Luxord stared back, unflinching. Sure, the guy looked tough, but, hey, he was pretty tough, too. And, if push came to shove, he’d knock the snot out of him.

The man silently glanced at one of the other guys. Luxord followed his gaze, and saw a guy with a bat slightly shake his head. He nodded, and continued running off without a word being spoken to Luxord.

Luxord blinked, then shrugged. He chose to ignore what had just happened, because he knew a scraggly group like that could NEVER hurt HIS Xigbar. Not in a million years.

Suddenly, he threw up his hands, exasperated. What am I looking around here for?! He probably DID go home, after all! This has just been a complete waste of time! I’m silly for worrying.

He was about to portal off just then, too, when he heard something… A faint, weak cry, but it was there. After being still, and listening carefully, he could make out the words, “…Someone, p… please…”

Luxord didn’t move. He sat still, seeing if he could hear more, but nothing came. Funny… He thought after a moment. For a second there, I could have sworn it was… Oh no… He gasped. Xigbar IS in trouble!

He glanced around, suddenly all business*, and took off in one direction to the place that he had heard the sound in the first place – down a dark alley.

Luxord’s instinct proved to be correct. It wasn’t long before he came across the body of the unconscious Freeshooter lying in a puddle of his own blood. Luxord screeched to a stop, staring down at the shocking sight in complete horror.

His legs crumbled beneath him; he fell to his knees, hands shaking. Tears stung his eyes. “Xigbar…” he whispered in a cracking voice.

He forced himself to get it together. Fighting to control the lump that was growing in his throat, he slowly and carefully rolled Xigbar over to see what was wrong.

The man couldn’t help but gasp in shock as he saw the thick knife handle sticking up in the Freeshooter’s chest. Even though his face was covered in blood, Luxord could see that Xigbar was extremely pale…

Deathly pale…

But he was still there which meant he was still alive.

Luxord stared at the knife handle, numbly. His first thought was “get the vile thing OUT of him!” He reached for it, but his hand stopped midway. Something was bothering him… He’d seen this on movies before. If someone was stabbed somewhere that made them bleed a lot, they didn’t take it out immediately because that would make them bleed more. *

He stared at the handle longer. Was Xigbar one of these cases? Would taking the knife out only cause more harm than good…?

There wasn’t any time to ponder. Xigbar needed help NOW. Luxord whipped his hand toward the wall, and opened up a corridor of darkness. He carefully picked up the Freeshooter, trying to balance him right so that he couldn’t be dropped, and dashed off into the corridor of darkness.

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Just about everyone was in the kitchen when it happened – only Vexen and Zexion were missing. They were all carrying on; gossiping about what celebrity was going out with who, complaining about the chore arrangements, joking about some random thing had happened the previous night… You know… The usual.

That’s when a portal opened in the far wall. Xemnas nodded. “Right – that will probably be Number II coming back with the groceries.”
Demyx grinned, waving his PB&J sandwich, happily. “I hope he remembered what my favorite brand of spring water is!” *

None of the Nobodies quite expected the sight they were about to see, though. A shocked silence filled the room as Luxord stumbled in, soaked in the blood of the unconscious Freeshooter slung on his back.

No one moved. No one even breathed.

“XIGGY!” Demyx finally cried, breaking the silence spell.
Xaldin jumped to his feet, slamming both hands on the table. “DAMNIT, LUXORD!!!! What the HELL did you do?!”
Luxord shifted uncomfortably under Xigbar’s weight. “It’s not my fault! I just found him like this – I SWEAR!!!” The dead weight was starting to feel unbearably heavy.

Xemnas didn’t waste anymore time. He quickly strode up to Luxord, taking Xigbar into his arms. “Listen carefully, Luxord*…” he whispered urgently. “I want you to go find Vexen and Zexion* – where ever they might be. Tell them to report to Vexen’s lab immediately. This IS an emergency.”

Before Luxord could reply, he quickly went over to Lexaeus, and handed the big man the unconscious Freeshooter. “Lexaeus, go take Xigbar to the lab, please. You’ll be assisting Zexion and Vexen along with Roxas.”

As the two portalled off, he turned to Axel and Demyx, who were sitting together. “You two! Go get the necessary healing equipment – Vexen might not have hem all stored in his lab.”* Axel nodded, and took off out of the kitchen, with a tearful Demyx trailing behind him.

A few seconds after the two had disappeared, Xemnas gave a deep sigh. “And, as for the rest of you…” He looked over the remaining Nobodies, gravely. “Xaldin, Saix, Larxene, and Marluxia*… Go find the ones who did this to Xigbar.” After a beat, he added, “Don’t hold back.”

The four glanced sideways at each other, small, knowing grins plastered on their faces. Larxene pounded her fist into her hand as Xaldin started rolling his shoulders and neck around. Saix smirked, and chuckled, “Don’t worry, Superior… We’ll give ‘em Hell on Earth.”

As those four started to portal away, Xemnas whipped back around to Luxord, who was still standing there. He almost snapped. “WELL?! What are you standing HERE for, Luxord?! Do you WANT Xigbar to fade away into darkness?!?! GO GET VEXEN AND ZEXION!!!”

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Xigbar didn’t fade away. He came close – dangerously close – but Zexion and Vexen’s combined medical help paid off. He laid on one of Vexen’s hospital-like beds, his heavily bandaged chest rising and falling with each ragged breath.

Luxord sat beside him, quietly watching the Freeshooter. He sighed, sadly, and brushed a loose strand of hair out of Xigbar’s face. I wish… I could tell you how I feel…

“Is he going to be okay…?”

Luxord gasped, and whipped around to see Demyx standing there with a worried expression on his face. He sighed, and murmured, “Yes… Zexion said that he would be alright… Right now… All we have to do is wait…”
“For him to wake up?”
“Right…”

Demyx sighed, and sat down beside Luxord, also. I really hope Xiggy’ll be okay… Things just wouldn’t be the same without him… He’s the best mentor I could ever hope for… He thought sadly.

That’s when he noticed something… different. Xigbar was twitching, and making little noises in distress. His raspy breathing became short and irregular. The boy leaned forward, examining Xigbar with unease. “Hey, Luxord… Do you think—”

“WHAT are you two buffoons doing in my laboratory?!”

The two flinched involuntarily, and whipped around to see a very pissed-off Vexen* standing at the lab door. Dark circles rimmed his eyes, which probably explained the huge mug of coffee he was holding in one hand. The dark circles under his eyes combined with the fact that he was half shrouded in shadows, making him a dark, looming figure, his hair was sticking up in all directions and he had a vicious snarl plastered on his face gave him the appearance of something straight from Halloween Town.

Demyx and Luxord glanced at each other. “Uhhhhhh…”

Vexen was up to the other two blondes in an instant. “You didn’t touch anything, did you?!” he demanded, emerald eyes blazing.
“N-No, Vexen!” Luxord stuttered. “We just—”
“Good. Now get out,” the irritated scientist snapped.
“But—!”
“NOW!!!!!”
“Okay, okay!” the two whimpered. “We’re going…!”

The two started out of the lab with the disgruntled Nobody staring after them. His glare was so powerful, they could practically feel it burning on the back of their heads. Even so, Demyx couldn’t help but cast another glance at Xigbar. He sighed, and closed the door behind him.

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I think I was… Meditating. Yes, that was it. I was focusing all of the energy I had left in my being to heal myself. And, while that was going on, my conscience receded back into the deep, dark, corridors of my mind*.

That’s where it all began…

I felt… another presence. Another being… A malevolent one, at that. And it was there. Inside my mind.

Something wasn’t right. I opened my eyes, doing a complete 360. Nothing we there. Nothing but darkness… But, wait… there… was…?!

A dot. That’s what it looked like. A tiny, white dot with nothing but darkness around it. I raised an eyebrow, and slowly made my way toward the dot.

As I got closer, I suddenly realized that the dot… Was actually a man. He was down on one knee, face hidden. He wore a pure, white version of the Organization cloak and had long, silver hair pulled into one straight ponytail.* That was about all I could see.

I narrowed my eyes, slightly. “Who… Who ARE you…?!”

Silence. The man’s head slowly tilted up to me. He didn’t have an eye patch – not even a scar on his cheek. But, even so, I could tell… He looked almost exactly like ME.

A sly smile played on his lips. He kept his eyes closed as he spoke: “Hello… Xigbar.”

Something about the way he spoke… It gave me chills up my spine. It was smooth, pleasant, even… But there was an unmistakable hint of ice hidden deep down below the surface. I snarled. “How did you—”

“Get here?” He chuckled. “You almost died, Xigbar… And when you did, you accidentally unleashed me from your prison. There just wasn’t enough strength in you to live and be able to hold me back at the same time. Now that I’ve broken out, I have no intentions of going back.”

I blinked. Prison…?! “Who are you…?” I asked for a second time.
He smirked. “You should know…”
“Who ARE you?!” I repeated, this time more aggressively.

He gave another, haunting chuckle. Suddenly, his eyes snapped open, revealing shockingly bright, blue eyes that seemed to pierce through my very being.

And, at that moment, he spoke three, simple words…

“Your worst nightmare.”

His eyes… I don’t know what it was about them… They triggered something in me. Suddenly, I knew exactly who this mysterious being was. And, though I hate to admit it, I was terrified. I gasped, stumbling back. “You…!”

To be continued…

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Told ya so... Well, the good news is, you don't have to worry about that much voilence in the middle part... The part that I'm the most a-scared about is the ending... ( Ooh... Foreshadowing... >.>; )

I hope that you liked it, or at least that it got you thinking...

And now for... THE POINTLESS FOOTNOTES! XDDDDD

ED-JOO-MUH-CATE YERSELF, BISH! D<

* Luxord was, apparently, on his afternoon stalking of Xigbar when he "got caught."

* Chloroform - a colorless sweet-smelling toxic liquid that rapidly changes to a vapor and causes unconsciousness if inhaled, used as a solvent and cleaning agent.

* I named the gang "The Blades" cuz it sounds cool. =3
Bat-Man = Antwone
Toothpick = Rayshon
Goatee-Guy = George
Scarface = Ronald ( XDDDDDD No - seriously... His name is Anthony. )

* The mystery on Craig will be explained in another fanfic.

* He's only looking for Xigbar so he can start stalking him again. =3

* Though Luxord is often portrayed as dimwitted and completely blonde in my fanfics, he knows when he needs to get serious.

* First seen in the movie "Pitch-Black"

* It's Dannon. Yes, you totally needed to know that.

* Normally Xemnas calls members by their ranks, unless at an "emotional" high. This would happen to be one of those times.

* Zexion and Vexen make an extrodinary healing team together.

* Vexen loves torturing things in his lab - not healing them. That's the reason he never has any healing stuff in his lab.

* Though Marluxia isn't the most sadistic one in the bunch, he IS an assassin - graceful or not. They'll need his tracking skills if they want to find their targets. ( Plus, he could always shove his scythe up their @$$, but you didn't hear that from me. XD; )

* Vexen will COMPLETELY fly off the handle if you stick ONE toe inside of his lab without permission - that's just the way it is. Combine that with the fact that he was tired as all gets out, and hasn't yet had his mid-night coffee yet, and you've got yerself a state-of-the-art CHARGING BULL. Rawr.

* Usually I would have put "heart" there, buuuuut, seeing they don't HAVE hearts... >.>; I had to improvise.

* Ho... ly... fawk. XD; I just realised how much he looks like Sephiroth with his hair in a pony-tail. XD; Well, no. It's not Feffy. I meant for him to look the exact opposite of Xigbar - no eyepatch, no scar, white's the opposite of black for his hair and clothing ( but silver sounds better where hair is concerned. XD; ), and blue's the opposite of yellow for his eye-color. Actually, DARK blue is, but I made it light blue just because.... Well... I WANNA, SO THAR! >p


Okay, that's all the random crap I got for ya... Hope ya enjoyed! XD;

*salutes*

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.

There is THERE absolute BIGGEST spider I've EVER seen right next to my bathroom door... And everytime I try to go in, it moves... Like it knows I'm there... O.o;

Ususally when stuff like this happens, I simply avoid the bathroom for as long as I can.

Problem is... I gotta go...

Now.

Badly... ;_;

I tried sprying it with carpet cleaner, but all it did was curl up into a little ball, and, as soon as I figured it was dead, went back to how it was. I've done it twice, and the result is always the same.

There is no way in heaven or on earth that I am getting as close as I have to be to smash it with a shoe. There just ain't no way. >.>;

Did I mention that this thing is HUGE?! DX

What do I do?! D=

I know a lot of people think that my fanfics are funny and say that I'm the Queen of Crack, and everything, but...

Ho.. ly... <insert bad word here>...

I have met my match. XDDDDDDD

Here's the funniest fanfic I've EVER read so far...

I thought I was going to die laughing... XDDDD

Of course... The whole fit of laughter didn't start until I got to THIS... XD

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Okay, I won't spoil the rest for you. Go read it NOW! XDDDDDD

( Caution: it's kinda long... ._.; )

After weeks of meaningless searching on Google for no apparent reason, I'VE FINALLY FOUND HIM! >=O

Xigbar is actually...



THAT guy! >=O

( Does it work? )

Insanity and A.D.D. led to me making yet NOTHER story in the middle of me trying to complete 4 others... XD;

Thankfully, it's pretty short and didn't take as much time as I thought it would.

Anyways... Ever wonder why in my fanfics, Saix is always pretty irritable, but Xigbar seems to be his favorite chew-toy? =3 Well, here's the answer.

2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~

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"Initiating the New Kid"​

“…Ah, but the heart is mysterious thing. Unlocking its secrets is the reason we, as an Organization, exist. Kingdom Hearts – the center of all hearts in all worlds – is…”

The deep voice of Xemnas echoed through the plain, white room. Everyone was in their separate thrones. The newcomer was paying attention great attention to his words for fear that the Superior might give him a pop-quiz or something in the middle of his ramblings.

He glanced around a little. Am I the only one listening to this…? he wondered.

Probably.

All of the senior members seemed to be doing their own things – one was aiming at an imaginary Heartless with a purple gun, making little gun-shot sound effects, and another was picking his teeth with a very sharp looking lance. Besides those two, everyone else was dead asleep. Someone in the room was snoring.

But Xemnas plowed on, completely ignoring his rude subordinates. The new comer shook his head, and turned his attention back to Xemnas. Everyone in the room had on their hoods, beside the Superior, of course.

Finally, after about an hour of non-stop talking, the Superior paused. “And so you see, you understand why we must find Kingdom Hearts, yes?” he asked.
The new-comer nodded. “Y-Yes…” he stammered. Well… Sorta… he added in his mind.
“Good.” Xemnas smiled. “Now, I suppose it is time that I introduce you to your superiors. I am Xemnas, as you already know.” He nodded to the Nobody with the gun. “You next.”

The man snapped to attention. “Oh… Right…” He pulled down his hood, revealing two bright yellow eyes and raven-black hair tied into a pony-tail. Even though he didn’t appear THAT old at the first glance, you could see a few streaks of gray mixed in with the rest of his hair. He was probably the eldest of the Organization. “Hey… My name’s Xigbar an’… whatev…” he grumbled, indifferently. The newcomer was surprised that, instead of the deep, dark voice you might expect from his appearance, he had a “surfer dude” voice.

The man who was picking his teeth pulled down his hood, as well. He had raven black hair, also, but it was pulled into several dreadlocks – most of which were tied into some kind of ponytail at the top. He had dark violet eyes, and sideburns that seemed to wrap around his face, adding to his already stern appearance. “Hello, I am Xaldin…” he stated simply.

The other members that had been asleep before suddenly snapped awake at the sounds of the first ones’ voices, and began mumbling their introductions at the same time. Pretty soon, their words were nothing but an inscrutable jumble of “blah, blah, blah”. They were half asleep, though, so they hardly even noticed. After the noise had died down, a lone cough cut through the silence. The one named Xigbar slapped his forehead.

Xemnas rubbed his temples, sighing. “Honestly, can’t you guys show a little more decorum?” he asked.
Another indecipherable mess of words was the only answer.
Xemnas rolled his eyes. “Well, since it is obvious that you guys are not quite up to the mark yet for introductions, we will skip you all.” He turned back to the newcomer. “Tell them your name.”

Silence for a second.

“My name…” the new-comer pulled down his hood, and shook out his bright, blue hair. He looked over all of the members, his cold, golden eyes flashing.

“…is Saix.”

Xigbar raised an eyebrow. Saix? What kinda name is Saix?! he wondered, resting his face in his palm. But… Then again… What kinda name is Xigbar, anyway?

Xemnas smiled and nodded. “Congratulations, Saix. You have become the first neophyte the Organization has seen ever since its creation. Thanks to you, we are now the Organization VII.”

He turned back to the other members who had been sleeping throughout his little speech. “Now… Let’s try this again…” He pointed at one with his hood still on. “…Continuing with you.”

The man nodded, and pulled down his hood. Long strands of his blonde hair fell around his shoulders. If it weren’t for Xigbar, he’d probably be the eldest member. His dark emerald eyes seemed to be sizing Saix up. “Hello, I am Vexen, Number IV.”

Another man pulled down his hood. Saix could see, even when he was sitting down, that he was by far the tallest. He was also well-built and intimidating at first, but had a quiet demeanor. His light, brown hair was in a short, wavy style that Saix had never seen before. “My name is Lexaeus, Number V. Nice meeting you, Saix.”

Saix nodded in response, and looked at the last member. He pulled down his hood, revealing a face that was half-shrouded by his short, gray-ish blue hair. He looked like he was the youngest of all of the other Organization, but he had a mature poise around him. Well… Certainly more mature than anyone else in the room – besides the Superior of course. And, maybe, Lexaeus. “Zexion,” he stated simply.

Xigbar was staring at Saix the whole time throughout the introductions. Suddenly, he shouted, “Hey, Xemnas! I have an idea!” A sly smirk fluttered across his face. “If this is a big deal and all, ya know, with this Saix guy being the first new addition to the Organization… Why don’t we… ya know… throw a party?”
Xemnas blinked, then leaned back in his chair, considering this. “Hmmm… Actually, that is not a bad idea, Xigbar!” He looked over at Saix. “That is… If YOU are up to it, Saix…”
Saix nodded, solemnly. “I’d be honored.”
Xigbar scoffed a little at this, catching Xaldin’s eye.
Xemnas, however, didn’t notice. “Very well then! I’ll take you on your tour, Saix, and then I’ll give you all an hour to prepare. Xaldin, would you mind cooking again?”
Xaldin blinked, looking back at Xemnas. “Well, uh… No, I guess…”
“Excellent! You have my thanks.”

With that, Xemnas and Saix portalled off. Xigbar smirked, and sat back, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. Xaldin stared at him for a few seconds.

“That look…” he started. “I know that look… What are you up to…?”
Xigbar shrugged, still smiling that sly smile. He didn’t answer the question directly. “Mmmmm… I dunno… There’s something about this guy… I don’t like him.”
“Don’t like him…? Why not?” Lex asked.
“Something about him… About how he’s so bleak, and calm, and… and…” He shook his head. “His hair… And, and, those eyes of his… And them STUPID elf-ears—”
“ELF EARS?!” Xaldin cut in. “Xigbar, you of all people should not be bashing him because he has elf ears.”
Xigbar blinked. “Why not?”
He was promptly back-handed by Xaldin. “Because, idiot, YOU HAVE THEM, TOO!”
Xigbar rubbed the sore cheek that Xaldin had slapped him on. “Ow…” he grumbled. “Well, okay. Ya got me there… But have you seen how BORING he acts?!”
Xaldin nodded. “Just what we need… Another Lexaeus.” Lexaeus glared at him.
“He’s nothing but fresh meat,” Xaldin continued with sly grin.
Vexen smirked. “I heard that his element is the moon!”
Xigbar did a mock gasp of horror. “Oh noes! Not Sailor Moon!”

The three cracked up. “HAHA! Sailor Moon – that’s a good one!” Xaldin laughed.
“Anyways…” Xigbar continued with another smirk. “I’m thinkin’ that we should give this guy a proper Organization VII welcome, if ya know what I mean…”
Xaldin and Vexen grinned, deviously.
Zexion looked over all of them, his eyes narrowing. “Guys…” he started. “Don’t. I’m not too sure about this guy. He has an ominous aura around him…”
“Awwwe…” Xigbar cooed. “Wittle Zexxy’s a-scare-wed of teh big bad MOON MAN!” Xigbar, Xaldin, and Vexen started cracking up again.
Zexion growled. “I’m serious, guys! He may seem all calm and deadpan for now, but it’s just a ruse… I’ve seen past his little mask. Deep down inside, he is nothing but a rabid mutt, waiting to sink his teeth into some unsuspecting victim’s butt and rip himself off a big ol’ piece of @$$ flesh to gnaw on in his lair!”

Dead silence. Everyone stared at Zexion, a little thrown off by his outburst. Suddenly, Xaldin gave a wolf howl, and the three burst out laughing again.

Zexion sighed, rolling his eyes. “Don’t say I didn’t warn you…” he grumbled before portalling off.
Lex watched him leave. “Uh… Guys, I think you should listen to him. Zexion’s insight has never been wrong before…”
Xigbar rolled his eyes. “As if! You ALWAYS want us to listen to Mr. Emo, Lex. Lighten up – it’ll be fun!”
Lex just shook his head, and portalled off, also.

“Ah, ignore the big monkey and the small fry…” Xigbar scoffed, waving his hand. “This is gonna be hilarious! I can just FEEL it!”
Vexen raised an eyebrow, smirking. “You still haven’t told us what you’ve got planned, Xigbar…”
Xigbar winked, grinning. “It’s a secret… What’s life without a little pizzazz, eh?” He glanced over at Xaldin. “One thing though… make sure that you make that strawberry punch Xemnas likes so much… And put lots of soda in it this time, okay?”
Xaldin blinked. “O…Kay?”
Xigbar smirked a little. “Trust me on this, guys…” he murmured as he portalled off.

Xaldin and Vexen looked at each other, shrugged, and teleported off, also.

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An hour later, Xemnas was caught in yet another long, discursive speech with Saix. Saix was staring at him blankly, with a small actor’s smile plastered on his face. Maybe… if I just keep… smiling and nodding… he’ll stop… he thought in the back of his mind.

Everyone, save for Xigbar and Xaldin, was in the dining room. They all were wearing suits – Xemnas’ was completely white with a pitch-black tie, Saix’s was a midnight blue with a lighter-colored tie, Vexen was wearing a green suit with a red tie, Lex was in the traditional all-black suit, and Zexion was in an all-gray suit.

Vexen was a few chairs down the table, away from Saix and his Superior. He was sighing unhappily, and fiddling with his tie, trying to get it comfortable. Lex was across from him, doing some kind of puzzle. Zexion was way in the back, sitting across on a couch with his legs dangling carelessly off the arm. He was reading some book with his arm hanging off the other end of the chair. The room was pretty quiet, even with Xemnas’ rambling.

Suddenly, a corridor of darkness opened up in the room. “Hey, guys, sorry I’m late!” Xigbar appeared in the room with his arms crossed.

Everyone stared at him.

He blinked. “What?”

What, indeed… Xigbar had single-handedly annihilated the notion that wearing a suit makes you dressy.

He had on an all-black suit, just like Lex, but his style was very… different. He had sleeves rolled up just above his elbow, and his collar was popped all the way out. Also, his jacket was all the way unbuttoned, revealing a white shirt that was only buttoned at the top.

Xemnas looked like was going to say something, but he changed his mind quickly. “Just… Just sit down,” he sighed, shaking his head.
Xigbar shrugged, spun the nearest chair around backwards, and sat. “Hey, does anyone know where Xaldin is?” he asked, resting his chin on the backrest.
Xemnas blinked. “Well, actually, he hasn’t—”
“The refreshments are ready!”

Xaldin swept into the room, wearing a huge dark violet apron, a t-shirt, and some jeans. Not exactly dressy, but who would want to get their best clothes ruined by cooking? In his hands, he was holding a great big bowl of punch, and several glasses were being brought in by the Dusks.

“Sorry I’m late…” he started. “I had some… Uh… things that I needed to take care of…” he said, casting a weary eye towards Xigbar. Xigbar completely ignored it.
Saix looked up, happy to have a break from Xemnas’ loquaciousness. “Nice of you to join us, Number II,” he murmured, with a nod.
“Hey! I’M Number II!” Xigbar snapped.
Saix looked over at him, and arrogant expression on his face. “Oh… I, uh… Never would have guessed…” he said, staring Xigbar straight in the eye.
Xigbar’s eyes narrowed into slits. That them there are FIGHTIN’ words…
“Okay, ladies, break it up…” Vexen sighed, rolling his eyes.

Before Xigbar or Saix had a chance to pounce on the scientist, Xemnas cut in. “Hey, Xaldin, is refreshments all you made?”
Xaldin shrugged. “I… Uh… Thought that it would suit the more, uh… Elegant mood…” He rubbed the back of his head, nervously. “I mean… Uh, um…” He crossed his arms, suddenly gaining all of his composure back. “We ALL know how Xigbar gets when he’s hungry and around food…”

Xigbar blinked. “HEY!”
“Yes, I suppose you are right,” Xemnas sighed. He examined the bowl a second, then smiled. “Oh well – at least it is my favorite punch! I absolutely adore strawberry!” he exclaimed.
“Heh, heh… Yeah…” Xaldin chucked nervously, shooting another nervous glance at Xigbar. It went ignored, just as the last one was.
Xemnas rested his chin in his palm a moment, still smiling. “Well, I guess I’ll take a cup of the punch then, Xaldin.”

Xaldin nodded, and gave Xemnas a cup full of punch. Then, he began passing out cups to everyone else. By the time everyone had a drink, Xemnas’ cup was already half-way empty. To Saix’s despair, he turned around, and started talking… Again.

Xigbar took Xemnas' glass in his hands while his superior wasn't looking. He snickered to himself, and took out a bottle concealed in his coat pocket. Xaldin raised an eyebrow. “What are you doing...?” he asked as Xigbar began pouring the liquid into Xemnas' cup.
“What does it look like I'm doing...? I'm spikin' Xemmy's drink...” Xigbar whispered back.
Xaldin stared at Xigbar with wide eyes. “But... SURELY, you're not—”
“I promised a performance, right...?” Xigbar asked slyly. He stuck the bottle back in his pocket. “Well, I'll just let Xemmy here deliver for me...”

He poured in some more punch, and gave the glass back to Xemnas with an innocent smile. “Here ya go, dude! I refilled it for ya.”
Xemnas smiled. “Thank you, Number II,” he said, nodded. He took a long drink, and blinked hard, shaking his head. “Wow... This is really good...!” he exclaimed. “Nice job, Xaldin!” With that, he began speaking to Saix once more.

Xigbar smirked. “Let the games begin...” he murmured, smirking.

15 minutes later…

Xemnas smiled at Saix, his eyes half-closed. His cheeks were a little redder than normal, giving him a slightly tipsy appearance. He tried launching into another of his ramblings, but his brain was a little scrambled, so half of the time he didn't even know what he was talking about anymore.

“It is a fairly common misconception...” he started, “that you can't make windows out of brick. Most people feel that brick is too soggy... I assure you that it IS a shoe.”

He took another long drink from his cup, and continued, “Scientists have discovered that 9 out of 10 shoes are numb. This brings up the disturbing question: does coffee bleed?”

Xigbar, Vexen, and Xaldin were all huddled together, trying their best not to burst out laughing right then and there. Saix was just staring at the Superior, unsure if the Superior was really not making any sense, or if he had just been listening to his ramblings so long that he couldn't comprehend normal things anymore. Lex just stared with a face that literally read, "WTF, mate?!" Zexion kept reading, completely ignoring the insanity.

Through all of this, Xemnas continued on.

“If, in fact it does, then one must consider the possibility that all life is nothing but a giant cake mold!” Suddenly, his cheery expression darkened. “But... Instead of delicious, gooey cake batter... We are filled with...” He stopped to take another long draught of his drink, then slammed the glass on the table, snarling. A little of the drink splashed on the table. “...Raisins...” he growled out at last.

Saix blinked, unsure of what to do. “Uh… Superior, are you feeling alright...?” He asked meekly as Xemnas finished off his drink.
“PWAUGH! That’s geeeeewd!~” Xemnas sang. “Xigbar, hit me up with summore!”
Xigbar snatched the glass away faster than you could blink. “Right away, Superior!”

30 minutes later…

“AAAAUUUUGHHHH!!! PLEASE STOP!”
“C'mon, Saix! It'll be fun!” an incredibly slurred voice answered. “Ha... That rhymed...” Xemnas giggled, unaware that nothing in that sentence had really rhymed.
Saix grunted. “PLEASE! Get off!”

Xemnas was sitting on Saix's chest, pinning both of his arms down on the floor with his feet. He was holding Saix down by his neck with one arm, and in the other hand, he held a white-hot poker. The end was in the shape of an "X".

Xigbar, Xaldin, and Vexen were on the other end of the room, watching intently. They looked like they were gonna pop soon from restrained laughter. Lex and Zexion were just watching with their jaws dropped and eyes the size of watermelons.

Xemnas waved the hot poker around crazily, with a lop-sided grin on his face. “You belong to da Organuhzashun now, so we should do this so that e'eryone can know that you're one of US now!”

Saix was crying out in terror, and thrashing around as much as he could. “Please don't! PLEASE don't!!!” He felt like he was going to go CRAZY! If it were anyone else, he would have kicked in between the legs, popped ‘em in the eye, and beaten them to a pulp. But this was his first day in the Organization, and, even if it wasn’t, this was the SUPERIOR! He couldn’t do that – unless he wanted to be exterminated forever!

… Could he?

Well, he wasn’t taking any chances.

Xemnas flipped the pike forward, snapping Saix out his thoughts. “Hold still, now, Saix! This’ll only hurt for a second…”
Saix screamed again. “Oh, gawd – HELP!!! SOMEBODY, PLEASE, HELP ME!!!”

His call went unheard. Lex and Zexion were still too stunned to move. Xigbar looked over at Vexen and Xaldin, smirking. “You guys hear somethin’…?” he asked.
“Nope.”
“Nada.”
“Hm…” he shrugged. “Musta just been the wind or something…” He turned back to Saix and Xemnas, grinning wickedly. THIS’LL show you what happens when ya mess with your superiors, ya little—

Xemnas stuck out his tongue in concentration, and started edging the hot pike towards Saix’s face. “This’ll be the moment of truth… Man, I wish my mamma could see me now…!” he whispered.
Saix’s blood froze. SURELY, Xemnas wasn’t going to…

“WAAAAAUGH!!!!!! NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!!!!!!”

A few seconds later, you could hear a horrible hissing sound. And, a split second after that, a shrill scream pierced through the air like a flaming chainsaw through butter.
And, so loud it was even drowning out the scream, was deafening, rambunctious laughter.

“HE ACTUALLY DID IT!!! HE ACTUALLY DID IT!!!!!!”
“OH, THAT’S RICH!!!!!!”
“BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I can’t breathe… I can’t breathe…!”

To be continued...

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Ah-haha! You thought I was gonna make a character! Didn'tcha? DIDN'TCHA?! XD

Well, no. I'm too much of an unimaginative gay lard to do somethin' like that. At first I was gonna do Roxas, but that idea is a bit overused… So... I decided to pick on Saix, instead... XD;

Why is Xigbar the bad guy in this one? Well, before Demyx became Xiggy's apprentice in "Demyx's Aqua Pistols", this was basically how he was. But then he started hanging out with Demyx, and... Well... The nice-ness rubbed off on him. XD;

Needless to say, this is nothin' but a lame rip-off of my sis Gharanth’s fanfiction.... XD;;;;

Check it out here for the real one - not the knock-off. XD;

........ It's fun being the bad guy, though... >)

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.

Well... Okay, TECHNICALLY, I have one more day of school left, but, god dammit, I MISS you guys... TT^TT

SO! XD

Ya'll remember me? Ya know... I'm the one who made all of those crack-tastick stories about the Organization XIII about 10 thousand years ago and RPed alot and... Yeah...?

*dead silence*

-_-;

Well, anyways, for those who DO remember me... HAI! XD; I hired my sister ( Yes, HIRED. >.>; And it wasn't cheap, neither. >.<; *is now 30-somethin' dollars in debt to sister* ) to come on every once and awhile and tell me what's goin' on in RPs and such... Huh... I think this place has changed a little, though... either that, or I'm going crazy. ^-^; I swear, I almost clicked the RP section when I was aiming for the Spam Zone... XD;

OH! Almost forgot... Those who used to read my fanfics... Uh... I know that I said I'd be working on them while I was away, and I DID, but, as luck would have it, my computer crashed and... Poof... There goes all of my hard work... TT^TT So now I gotta start all over again. ._.; I'll TRY to get one to ya in... A week-ish, but that's IF I push myself. TT^TT Sorry, guys...

KAY! So it looks like I got a lotta catchin' up to do! XD; I'll get on it right away! =D

*dashes off*

Lorf of the Wings,
~Leah.

Sorry, guys... I have to go for a while... I have a HUGE Social Studies project due next week, and a pretty big English thingamabobber, too, so my mom has now declared the internet OFF LIMITS until I get BOTH done. >.<; I'm not supposed to be on now... >.>;

And, therefore, I will haul butt, and get done with this ASAP, but it still might be a while... sowwies for the incovenience! TT^TT Especially to the people I'm in RPs with! DX

C yas! ;_;

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.

P.S., I know you guys don't care, just wanted to let ya know... XD;

*stalling*

>.>;

....................

OKAY, BYE! XD;

*takes off*

I got permission from Zexion Of The Twilight to create a rip off his thread, so... HERE GOES! >D

This is basically a place where you can ask me about one of my stories, or just something you see in all of them that you can't seem to understand. ^-^

ASK AWAY! >D

2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~

Blarg... Here it is, ya bums! XD; My entry for for the fanfic competition. This was actually something I was planning on making later on, but when I heard about the contest, I just HAD to whip it out and start on it. XD; Of course, I had to stop all the other things I was working on, and focus only on IT so, therefore, after this one is out, you'll have ANOTHER long gap between my stories. -_-; Sorry, guys, I'm not exactly a FAST writer like the others on here...

Forgive any mistakes you see in here... Once again, I posted this without having mah proofreader look at it... >.>; I feel like a bad person now... -_-;

I'm rambling now, aren't I? XD; Well, I just hope ya enjoy. FOUR DAYS OF HARD WORK, BIZNOTCHES!!! You'd BETTER enjoy!!!!! XDDDD

2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~

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"XIII Six Flags"​

Xemnas lounged on a couch, reading a book he’d somehow encountered in the library. It was a hot, stuffy Wednesday morning, and everything was dull and boring. But Xemnas didn’t worry. He knew that would be fixed soon enough.

It ALWAYS was.

“XEEEEEEMNAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!”

Xemnas sighed, and snapped shut the book. What could he say…? The man knew his stuff.

Suddenly, two Corridors of Darkness opened. Roxas and Demyx appeared, grinning. Demyx appeared to have some kind of print out from the computer in his hand. The two ran up to him, and shoved the paper in his face.
“LOOK! LOOK!”
“Can we go?!”
“Yeah, can we?!”
“PLEEEEEASE, Xemnas!”
“I’ve always wanted to go…!”

“Hold on!” Xemnas protested, holding up his hand to silence them. “Give me time to actually read the paper!”

Demyx and Roxas backed off, giggling to themselves in excitement. Xemnas raised an eyebrow, then looked down at the paper.

It read:
“Six Flags Radiant Springs (formerly known as Six Flags over Hollow Bastion), is an amusement park owned by Six Flags, Inc. It is located about 50 km away from the Market Street. Opened in 1971 as the third theme park of the Six Flags chain, this was the last park that was built under the Six Flags name. The six original themed sections were Hollow Bastion, Land Of The Dragons, Olympus Coliseum, Twilight Town, Halloween Town, and Agrabah. The current themed areas are 1904 World's Fair, DC Comics Plaza, Gateway To The West, Hurricane Harbor, Britannia, Illinois, Choteau's Market, Studio Backlot and Bugs Bunny National Park.
Screamin' Eagle, once the fastest roller coaster in Hollow Bastion opened in 1976 and is located in the back of the park. Other rides include Batman the Ride, The Boss, Mr. Freeze, Xcalibur, and The Ninja, as well as many others. Superman: Tower Of Power, a very large 230 ft. Intamin Giant Drop at 63 mph, from AstroWorld, opened May 19, 2006, and Bugs Bunny National Park opened on April 1 2006.
A water park designed for families, Hurricane Harbor opened in 1999 adjacent to Six Flags, as a free water park available with admission to the theme park. The water park has many slides, pools, and interactive play areas. The Tornado debuted on May 28, 2005…”

“Can we go?” Demyx asked, grinning.
Xemnas cocked an eyebrow, staring at the paper thoughtfully. “Hmmmm… An amusement park… That would be a pleasant change…”
“SO WE CAN GO?!” they both squealed at the same time.
“Hold on, you two. I need to get everyone else’s opinion, too,” Xemnas stated, calmly.
“Awwww…” they sighed.

Xemnas rolled his eyes, smiling. “Don’t worry… I’m sure that everyone will agree to go. Tell everyone in the castle to meet at the throne room, ASAP.”

The two grinned again, and nodded. They took off running through the halls as Xemnas portalled to the throne room.

*******************​

“Is everyone here?”

“Yeeeeeeeeeahhhhh……” came the unenthusiastic reply.

Xemnas nodded. “Great. Now, I know that you all feel that today is boring and there is nothing to do around here, correct?”
They all nodded.
“Well, Demyx and Roxas have proposed that we go somewhere else instead. How would you all feel if we went to Six Flags?”

There was a jumbled murmur of, both agreement and contempt.
“Six Flags? Sh-weet!”
“What? No! I have research!”
“It’s waaaay too boring here. I’m in.”
“I don’t feel like it…”

Xemnas glanced around. Ugh… There’s no way I can tell who’s against it or for it! “Hold on, hold on!” he cried, trying to quiet everyone down. “Okay… We’ll vote on it.”

He scanned everyone carefully. “Who wants to go to Six Flags?”

Of course, Roxas and Demyx raised their hands.
Axel grinned, and raised his hand, too. “Sure, looks fun!”
Larxene nodded and raised her hand, too. “Yeah… WAY too boring up in this joint…” she grumbled.
Xigbar glanced over at her, and raised his hand. “What she said.”
Luxord’s hand immediately shot up after Xigbar’s hand. “If Xiggy’s going, so am I!”

The other 6 of the Organization kept their hands down. Xemnas looked over them.

“Why don’t you want to go?” he asked.

Zexion shrugged. “I got things to do.”
Xaldin crossed his arms. “Amusement parks ain’t my thing, man.”
Saix looked down. “I’ve got to agree with Xaldin. They don’t agree with me well…”
“I’ve got important research to do…” Vexen mumbled, scratching the back of his head.
“I don’t like roller coasters…” Lex murmured.
“I can’t leave my babies alone for a whole day!” Marluxia protested.

Larxene rolled her eyes. “Marluxia… They’re PLANTS. They’ll be alright a day on their own.”
Marluxia glared at her. “That what I always thought, and yet, every time I come back, I find that SOMEONE has gone inside my garden and trampled all over my rose bushes!”
“Well, this time it’s different,” Larxene sighed. “There are no idiots left to trample over them.” Demyx, Axel, Roxas, Luxord, and Xigbar all glared at her.
“I don’t care,” Marluxia huffed. “I’m never leaving my babies alone again…”

Xemnas quickly looked over all the members who were willing to go on the trip. He sighed. “Very well, then… I’ll take everyone who wants to go… Oh, and by the way…” He grinned wickedly. “Everyone who stays has to clean up the castle.”

Instantly, 6 six more hands shot up.
“HA! Silly plants… I’m sure I can leave ‘em alone for a LITTLE while…”
“Who am I kidding?! I LOVE amusement parks!”
“Ya know, I think you’re absolutely right, Xaldin! I’ve changed my mind, also!”
“I could always get popcorn instead of going on those roller coasters, anyways, right? Count me in!”
“Now that I think about it, that stuff is kinda unimportant; I could always do it later.”
“BAH! Stupid experiments – it’s like they control my life! It’s time for me to have some fun for once in my life! Ehhehhehheh…”

Xemnas chuckled. “I knew you lazy bums would jump on a chance to get out of work…” he teased. Everyone who’d wanted to come in the first place started laughing at them, also.

The six “lazy bums” smiled innocently, as if the threat of work had nothing to do with it.

“Okay, then. It’s settled,” Xemnas declared. “We’re all going to Six Flags today. Get all of your munny and items you plan on taking with you, and get to the gummi ship in, about, 30 minutes.”

“OKAY!”

They all portalled off, planning what they would bring.

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“TIME TO GO!!!” Xemnas shouted. He was now in the gummi garage that the Organization had in their castle.

A few seconds later, the room was filled with the other Organization members. Xemnas did a quick headcount.

Xigbar had chosen to bring along a huge pack of grape-flavored Bubblelicious bubble gum.
Xaldin brought a hair magazine.
Vexen brought a science magazine.
Lex brought sun-screen.
Zexion refused to let anyone know what he’d brought.
Saix had brought his favorite watch which had a face like the face of the moon.
The Terrible Trio (Axel, Demyx, and Roxas) had all brought their iPods. In addition, Demyx brought a brush – just in case his precious hair got messed up.
Luxord had brought some cool wrap-around sunglasses.
Marluxia brought his favorite hat – CRAMMED with drawings of flowers on it.
Larxene just brought a load of munny.

Xemnas nodded, seeing that everyone was there, and asked, “Okay, everyone ready to go? If ya gotta make any bathroom breaks, do it now because we are NOT stopping, ya hear me?”

Everyone looked around, but it looked like no one needed to go. “Alright, then. Everyone into the ship!” he shouted, waving his arm.

Everyone started into the ship. Well… Everyone except… Demyx…? He was standing there, a thoughtful expression on his face.
“Demyx, c’mon, man!” Axel shouted. “It’s time to go!”
“Mmmm… Well, now that I think about it, I don’t want to go to Six Flags.”
“WHAT?!” Roxas and Xemnas shouted at the same time, shocked expressions on their faces. He bugged me that much to go to Six Flags, and suddenly, he DOESN’T wanna go?! they thought.
“Yeah…” Demyx continued. “How about going to Sea World, instead?” He grinned.

Xemnas smacked his forehead. “Oh, for the love of—OKAY! Let’s knock this out quick…!” He turned to the other Nobodies. “Everyone for Sea World, raise their hands!”
Demyx, of course, grinned, and started happily waving his hand around.
“Everyone opposed, raise your hands!”
11 hands popped up.
“It’s settled! We’re going to Six flags, whether you like it or not. Case closed. Yadda yadda yadda, fine print and such—LET’S GO!”

Demyx pouted, and followed the cheering Nobodies into the ship.

“SHOTGUN!” Xigbar cried as he plopped down into the pilot’s seat.
“NO FAIR!” Saix screamed, running in behind him. I wanted to drive!he thought, pouting.
Xemnas raised an eyebrow and stared at Xigbar. “Xigbar, are you sure you know how to drive this thing…?”
Xigbar nodded, flipping switches, and making random adjustments. “Yeah, sure! I’ve been practicing!”
Xemnas nodded, and started off. “Oh, okay…”
Xigbar grinned, clutching the wheel. “And THIS time, I WON’T crash…!”
Xemnas whipped around. “WHAT did you just say?!” he asked, his voice shrill.

Too late.

“GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!” Xigbar whooped, taking off.

Everyone screamed as they were all thrown to the ground, sliding to and fro with Xigbar’s wild swerving. Xigbar was laughing uproariously. “WAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I gots da need for speed, BAYBAY!!!!”

Another sharp turn. Xemnas smashed into a wall, screaming. “NUMBER II!!!!!” he shouted above the chaos. “STOP THIS GUMMI SHIP IMMEDIATELY BEFORE WE ALL DIE!!!!”

Xigbar yanked around the wheel, madly. “WHAAAAAAAT…?!” he screamed, not taking his eyes from the “road” in front of him.

Xemnas clawed his way up to the pilot’s chair on his stomach. He grabbed the back of the chair, heaved himself up on the back of the chair, and yelled directly in Xigbar’s ear, “STOP! THE SHIP! NOW!!!!!”

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Xigbar pouted, angrily crossing his arms and slamming his back into his chair. Saix whistled happily, tapping the wheel with his fingers as he guided the ship through the air gently. Xigbar glared at him. No fair…

Axel and Demyx were tied up in a fiery hand game called “Slide.” They stared into each other’s eyes, trying to psych each other out and concentrate at the same time.

There was complete silence as they reached the number 14. Axel smirked. “Oh, come on… You’ve gotta mess up soon, Waterboy…”
“Shush…” Demyx murmured. “I don’t want you to make a sound until I beat you…”
Luxord nudged Roxas, who was looking on intently. “I bet you 50 munny that The Waterboy’s gonna win,” he said, grinning.
Roxas grinned back. “You’re on!” he whispered. The two blonds went back to watching the competition.

Vexen was reading his magazine while Zexion, sitting right beside him, was just letting his eyes wander around the room. Besides those 8 Nobodies, everyone else was asleep.

Zexion glanced around a little, then pulled something out of his pocket, and started examining it.
Vexen spotted this, and tried to get a better look at it. “Hey… What is that, Zexion?”
“SHHHHH!” Zexion whipped around and shushed him. Then, he turned his back to the Chilly Academic, and continued what he was doing.
Vexen’s interest was sparked, now. He hung over Zexion’s shoulder, trying to get a good look. “No, really! Let me see…!”
Zexion sighed, irritated. “Give me your magazine first…” he ordered.

Vexen blinked, puzzled, and handed over his science magazine to Zexion, who quickly snatched it, and slipped another magazine in the pages. He shoved it into Vexen’s chest, and snapped, “You’ve got 30 minutes to give it back,” and looked the other way.

Vexen blinked, and looked down at the magazine. Suddenly, his eyes widened, and his cheeks flushed a deep red. He looked back up at Zexion, but he had his eyes closed as if concentrating. Vexen blinked, then looked back down at it, biting his lip.

Axel and Demyx were NOW on number 26.
“C’mon, man, give it up. You know that you wanna mess up,” Axel taunted.
“Shut up!” Demyx snapped. “You’re ruining my concentration!”
“Coooooooonsiiiiiiiiiiitraaaaaaaaaatioooooooooon-nuuuuuuuuuh……” Axel murmured, deliberately trying to mess Demyx up.
“Shut UP!”
“SKITTLES!”
“Axel, so help me, I’ll—”

“We’re here!” Saix shouted as the gummi ship screeched to a stop.
“Wha’…?” Axel looked away, missing a beat.
“HA!” Demyx shouted, jumping up. “You messed up! I win!!!”
“YEAH!” Luxord shouted, also jumping up. “Well, Roxas, hate to do this to ya, but a bet’s a bet!”
Axel and Roxas both crossed their arms. “No fair…” they grumbled at the exact same time.
Roxas sighed, and forked over the munny. Luxord grinned at it. “Ka-ching…!” he whispered to himself.

Everyone snapped back awake and started yawning and stretching.
“Wow… Here already…?” Marluxia asked, yawning.
“Looks like it… Well, let’s go!” Xemnas shouted. Everyone started filing out of the ship.

Xemnas started out, too, when he noticed Vexen. “...Number IV, are you okay…? You seem to have a nosebleed…”
Vexen quickly wiped his face with his sleeve, blushing even more. “Uh, um… It’s nothing… Nothing, sir…” he said quickly. He rushed out of the ship, holding his arm to his nose, before Xemnas could say anything. He was holding his beloved magazine close to his body, as he went.
Xemnas blinked. “Uh… ‘Kay.”

“WHOOOO!” Xigbar shouted, stretching out in the sunlight. “Fresh air!”
“I know what cha mean!” Luxord sighed. “Being cramped inside that ship so long really makes a guy wanna… dance…"

Suddenly, the theme music for the Six Flags commercial started playing. Xigbar and Luxord blinked, glanced at each other, grinned, and started doing that funky old man dance from the commercials.

Everyone cracked up. “Ooh! Ooh! Let me join!” Demyx, of course. He scuttled up beside them, and began dancing. “I’m breakin’ it down – DEMYX STYLE!” he shouted, doing the disco.

Everyone cracked up even more. Even some random people walking down the street gave a few giggles.

“Alright, you three!” Xemnas chuckled, pulling them away. “That’s enough before you embarrass the whole Organization.”
They all smiled meekly.

The woman at the toll booth smiled at them politely, and asked, “Your tickets, please?”
Xemnas blinked. “… Zexion…?”
Zexion nodded, and walked up to her. He sighed, then brushed back the hair covering his right eye, staring at the woman intensely.

The woman looked into his eyes, as if in a trance for a while, then snapped back to attention. “Thank you!” she chirped as she let them in.

They all smiled innocently, and started into the theme park without paying a thing. Larxene couldn’t help but giggle. “Works every time…”

It was a beautiful, sunny day. The sky shone a vivid blue color; fluffy white clouds floated across it. And, to make things even better, it was a work day so there were hardly any big lines for the roller coasters.

Xaldin stretched, and put his hands behind his head, casually strolling down the path. “Ya know… I actually think that I’m glad that I came now!”
Lex nodded. “I’ll second that.”

“… Uh-huh…” Vexen muttered, distractedly. He had his magazine held up so close to his face, no one could see what he was REALLY looking at. Of course, it was a double-bladed sword – he couldn’t really see, either and kept bumping into things. When he did, though, he’d just murmur, “Oh, ‘scuse me… Pardon me…”
Roxas stared at him, and sighed, rolling his eyes. “Science geeks…” he muttered.

Larxene sighed. “Ah, I’m thirsty. I’ma get something to drink before I ride anything, ‘kay?”
“Now that you mention it, I am kinda hungry…” Lexaeus murmured. “I’m gonna get some popcorn.”

The two walked off.

“Ooh! Look! Bugs Bunny!” Demyx squealed.
“Honestly, Demyx, HOW old are you, again?” Xigbar asked, rolling his eyes.
“I’ll have you know that it is now officially ‘gangsta’ to love bunnies, so there.” Demyx retorted.
Xigbar snorted. “Riiiight… And Luxord here has a secret crush on me.” He rolled his eyes, grinning.
“Hehheh… Yeah…” Luxord looked down, blushing.

Larxene came back, holding a can of Dr. Pepper in her hands. “What’d I miss?”
Zexion shrugged. “Oh nothing special… Demyx is just being an idiot again. Same old, same old.”
Demyx glared at him.
“I see…” Larxene chuckled, taking another sip of her drink.

Demyx eyed it, hungrily. Hmmm… That looks pretty good about now…! he thought. He scooted over to Larxene. “Hey, uh… Larxene… Can I have some of your drink? Pretty please…?”
Larxene sighed. “You ALWAYS ask me this, Demyx! Why don’t you go by your OWN drink for a change? Didn’t you bring your munny?”
Demyx didn’t answer the question directly. “It’s not like I don’t WANT to buy my own drink; it’s just that, uh… I don’t feel like having to find the vending machine myself.”
“In other words, you just want to mooch off me, and steal my drink,” Larxene growled.
Demyx smiled. “Okay, how this? Next time, I’ll let you have some of MY drink!”
Larxene narrowed her eyes. “What?! Forget it! There’d be backwash floating all in it! I don’t want none of your cruddy drink!”
Demyx sighed, sadly. “Well, then, I guess I have no choice but to have some of yours…”
Larxene snapped. “HERE’S a suggestion! BUY YOUR OWN DAMN DRINK!!!!”
Demyx flinched, and fell silent.

Xemnas tapped his chin, thoughtfully. “Hmmm… All this talk of drinks is making me thirsty… I think I shall go buy my own little refreshment now…”
“I’ll come with you, Superior,” Saix offered.

The two broke off from the group and headed into a shop. Xemnas walked up to the cashier. “Um, excuse me, but what kinds of drinks do you serve here?” he asked.
“OH!” the cashier said, “Well, uh… We’re a coffee house, so, naturally, we sell coffee…”
Xemnas chuckled. “Wow, I never would have suspected…!”
The man grinned. “What’ll be?”
“Uh… I’ll just have a jumbo cup of coffee… Just plain and black, please.”
“Okay, coming right up!”

Saix was examining the pastries exhibited, and sighed. “The others won’t allow me to eat sugar anymore…” he muttered.
Xemnas raised an eyebrow. “Why ever not?”
“Said something about me being berserk…”
“Heh… You’re ALWAYS berserk, Saix. That’s no reason to keep one away from the comforts of sugar! Do you want one of these?”
Saix grinned, and pointed to one of them. “Uh, yeah. This one.”
“Okay, I’ll get it for you.”
“Thank you, Superior.”

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“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!”

Xigbar blinked. Oh no… That laugh… I KNOW that laugh!

The whole group of Nobodies turned to see their Superior running out side of a nearby coffee shop. COFFEE SHOP?!

Xemnas laughed raucously. He ran up to an unsuspecting man, and shouted, “HEEEEEEY, buddy! Where’d ya get that face? DA TOILET STORE?! WAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The man eyed him strangely. “… Huh?”
“DA TOILET STORE!!!! How can you not get it?! That’s, like, the FUNNIEST joke EVER!!!!” Xemnas screamed.
“… It is?”
“Where’d ya get your brain? DA TOILET STORE?!?!?!” Xemnas cracked up again.
The man stared at him. “Uh… Sir, do I know you?”
“I love coffee!” Xemnas giggled.

Suddenly, someone else burst through the coffee shop. It was, of course, Saix. He was stuffing his mouth full of something that looked like cake, and yelling something. It was impossible to tell what he was saying, though, since his mouth was full.

Suddenly, he quickly gulped down the cake in his mouth, and held up the rest of his cake in the other hand. “TONIGHT…!” he boomed. “WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!”
A little boy watching pointed to him, and laughed. “He said a bad wooooord…!” he told his parents.
His mom glanced down at him. “Shhh… Don’t look at him, Johnny…” she whispered.
“Yes... He’s a very, very sick man,” his father murmured. Both of them were staring straight ahead and acting as if he wasn’t really there.

Saix, however, wasn’t done. He ran up to a strange woman, and yelled, “Red sauce on PAS-STAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!”
She blinked. “Huh—WAAAAAAAGH!!!!!”
Without warning, he kicked her in chest, making her fall onto the ground.

While Saix was harassing the woman, Xemnas finally left the man alone, and ran around in circles, laughing like mad. “WHEEEE!!!!! I’m runnin’! I’m runnin’—OW!!!!” He ran head-first into a wall, and fell to the ground. All of a sudden, he jumped back up again.

“Oh my gawd… I FEEL LIKE DANCING RIGHT NOW!!!! WHO’S WITH ME?!?!?!?!”

Everyone stopped and stared at him. Everyone.

“This is madness…” one guy muttered, starting to walk off from the scene.
Saix was on him in an instant. “MADNESS?! This is SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!!”
“I’MMA CHARGIN’ MAH LAY-ZAAAAAAH!!!!!” Xemnas screamed. Suddenly, he summoned one of his aero-blades and started twirling it around, laughing and dancing.

Everyone else in the Organization glanced at each other, warily. “This could be trouble…” Marluxia murmured.
Xigbar nodded. “Right… On the count of three, we go.
One…
Two…
THREE!!!!”

They all dashed off like a shot, screaming battle cries as they closed in on the Superior shouting, “SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!” over and over again, and the blue-headed Berserker, still screaming, “SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!”

To be continued…

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Teh return of teh ebil COFFEH!!!! O.o;

*dies* X.x;

Lord of the Spartan Wings,
Shoop da Leah~

P.S., The Organization is dangerously close to getting taken over by, not Marluxia, but Playboy. XDDD (And it's all Zexion's fault! XDDDDD; )

--EDIT--

PART 2 IS UP! ^-^

Hmmm... I hope this one doesn't get me in trouble... >.>;

Why'd I call it "The Game"?

......

I dunno. XD; It sorta sounded... Pimptastic. XD *is hit with a brick*

I coulda split this story into two parts, but I didn't cuz I'm nice. >.>; Oh, and, BTW, this isn't that super-shecret project I was talking about. This is actually kinda old, I just finished it today cuz my friend asked me to. =\

All my other fanfics have not been rated before, but I kinda feel this one has a need to be. XD;

Rated PG-13 for mild cursing (nothing new), strip pokerness ( O.o; ), and Luxord's extremely stalker-like mind. (hint hint... XD)

Enjoy! =3

2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~


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"The Game"​

Luxord sighed. He was sitting on his bed, dealing cards to himself, yet again. Such a boring day.. There’s never anything to do here…He paused. I wonder what Xiggy’s doing… How sad was that? Hardly 20 seconds had passed and his mind automatically went back to Xigbar. Again.

Luxord stared up to the ceiling, his hands still going through the motions of dealing cards. Hmmmm… I wonder if he’s working out again…? He grinned, dreamily. He rested his face in his palm, as he thought back. I remember the first time I went to go work out with him… I’ll never forget it… Hehhehheh… He looks so cute in gym shorts…

He bit his bottom lip, still grinning, as he stared into space. You didn’t even want to know what he was thinking at that moment…

One of the other members of the Organization was walking down that particular hall, when they realized the door to Luxord’s room was open. He poked his head into the room, and found Luxord staring out into nowhere, cards scattered around on his bed, and with an expression on his face that literally read “gone…”

He scooted into the room, raising an eyebrow. “Uh… Luxord?”
Luxord’s head snapped in the voice’s direction. Wouldn’t you know it… It was the one member that Luxord had the biggest soft spot for… It was… The Freeshooter himself.

Xigbar crossed his arms, staring curiously at the blonde. “What exactly are you doing…?”
Luxord blushed, blinked, and looked down. “Oh, um… Uh… What exactly am I doing…? I was just… Um… Playing… Cards. Yeah.”
Xigbar blinked. “Playing cards…? With who?”
Silence. “With myself…”

Xigbar laughed a little, sitting down on the bed. “Damn! You must be bored out of your MIND!” he exclaimed.
Luxord stared at Xigbar, near speechless. “Y-Yeah…” he murmured, blushing even more. He couldn’t believe Xigbar was actually TALKING to him like this!

Suddenly, Luxord got an incredibly ingenious idea. He smiled a little and said softly, “Well, how about you play with me instead?”
Xigbar yawned, and scratched the back of his neck. “Sure, why not. It’s not like I have anything better to do…” He propped his chin up on his hand. “What kinda game are we playing?”
Luxord was already gathering back up the cards. “Oh, nothing special…” he said, carefully. “Just… You know… Poker…”
Xigbar raised his eyebrow again. “Poker?”
“Yep…” Luxord grinned a little, before adding, “Strip poker.”
Xigbar grinned, also. “STRIP poker, you say…? Ooh, laa, laa…!”

Luxord giggled a little as he shuffled the cards. Yes, Xigbar… Strip poker… But little do YOU know that this will be no ordinary game… He laughed at some random joke Xigbar had just told about Marluxia. Unlike other games, with THIS one, you are destined to lose. No matter WHAT.

He started dealing the cards, smiling deviously. You couldn’t even tell that he was switching the cards around so that Xigbar would come up with the worst hand. Usually, I wouldn’t cheat. I’m so good I’ve never needed to. But I’m not leaving anything to chance this time… This game is too precious to me.

Xigbar grabbed his cards, keeping them face-down. “You ready…?” he asked, grinning deviously.
Luxord grinned, grabbing his cards, also. “As ready as I’ll ever be…”
“Ready…? GO!”

They both looked at their cards at the same time. Luxord examined his, grinned, and showed them Xigbar. “Ooh… Oh well. Prepare to lose that shirt, Xiggy.” He smirked.
Xigbar blinked, and looked back down at his cards, and huffed angrily. “Well, that sucks…” He looked back up at Luxord, and shook his head. “Nah, man… I always do gloves first.” He pulled off a glove, and gave his cards back to Luxord. “Let the game continue…” he muttered.

Luxord pouted, took the cards, and started shuffling again. Damn it… I wanted to see some skin… He started dealing the cards again. No matter… I’ll get to the good stuff soon enough.

When he was done dealing, they both picked up their cards and examined them.
Luxord chuckled. “I win again, Xigbar!” he crowed as he turned over his cards.
Xigbar grumbled to himself. “Meh… I thought I had you that time…” he sighed, disappointedly.
Luxord stared at him with wide eyes, grinning.
Xigbar blinked, then held up his other hand. “In case you didn’t know, I have a glove for BOTH of my hands…”
The grin melted away. Luxord crossed his arms. “FINE,” he growled as Xigbar took off his other glove.

He shuffled quickly, then dealed again. Xigbar sighed. “Well… I know for sure I didn’t win this time…” he sighed, throwing down his cards. He started pulling off one of his boots. “God, I suck today…” he grumbled.

He spotted Luxord staring at him. “But no matter!” he shouted in a determined manner. “I can always come back…! And when I do, I’ma whup yo’ butt, too!”

We’ll see about that… Luxord thought, grinning.

Later…

Xigbar hugged his shoulders, shivering. Now he was completely bare except for his dark violet boxers. The rest of his lost clothes lay on a heap on the floor. He studied Luxord's face, waiting for him to deal the cards. I don't under-STAND it! Why am I so bad tonight and Luxord completely flawless?! I mean... I guess he COULD be cheating... But why WOULD he...?

Luxord bit his lip again, trying his best to keep his eyes (not to mention his hands) off of the tempting boxers right in front of him. Here we go, Luxxy! Only one more piece left! You can do this! Do NOT lose your cool!

He dealt the last couple of cards, his hands shaking a little. Xigbar was also trembling as he put his hands on his cards. He glanced up at Luxord. Come on, luck… don’t fail me now…! he thought, gulping, though he knew that it would take more than luck to have him win this game at his current state…

He quickly brought his cards up to his face, looked over them all… and grinned. Holy crap – I might actually have a chance this time!

Luxord watched Xigbar’s expression with glee. “You might as well wipe that smile off your face, Xiggy, and kiss those boxers goodbye!” He flashed his cards in front of Xigbar’s face, hysterical with joy. “Cuz you just found yourself against a man that got a Royal Flush!” He could barely control himself. He gave a loud wolf-whistle and started chanting, “Take it off! TAKE IT OFF!!!”

Xigbar's eyes widened to the size of grapefruits. His jaw dropped and his whole face started to turn a bright red as he stared incredulously at Luxord. Oh… Damn…!

He raised his eyebrows and glanced down at his boxers and then his head snapped back up, a scared, wild look in his eyes as Luxord started shouting, "Take it off! TAKE IT OFF!!!"

Suddenly, he started crawling backwards a little, his face about as red as a tomato. "Whoa... Huh-uh. No. I ain't doin' it." He crossed his arms, stubbornly, and turned around. "Um… You, uh… You cheated."
Luxord stopped chanting abruptly. “Wh-What…?”
“You cheated…” Xigbar wasn’t really sure if Luxord cheated or not, he just suddenly got self-conscious.
Luxord narrowed his eye. “I didn’t cheat…” he replied, haughtily. “I’m just that good. Besides, you don’t have any proof… Now take. The boxers. Off. Now!”
“NO!” Xigbar replied. He was acting like he was a little kid.
“You’re not abiding by the rules!” Luxord shouted.
“Well, neither were you when you cheated.” He paused. “Cheater.”

Luxord lost it. “YAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” He pounced on Xigbar, tackling the poor Freeshooter to the ground. “YOU WILL TAKE THE BOXERS OFF!!!” he screamed.
Xigbar cried out in pain and surprise. “AGH! Luxord, wh-what are you doing?! This is only a game, right?!”

Luxord was panting, his hands clutching Xigbar’s arms firmly. He stared at Xigbar for a few moments, then grinned wickedly. Hehhehhehheh… Just a game… No. It’s not just a game. Not anymore. NOT SINCE I’M THIS CLOSE! Of course, he didn’t say that out loud, though. Instead, he just purred, “Yes, it’s just a game. But games have rules – rules that YOU have to obey! Now STRIP!”

Xigbar grabbed Luxord’s shoulders, a determined, but still panicked expression on his face, “Look, I know you’re the guy who’s obsessed with gambling and card games and stuff inside of the Organization XIII, but this is taking it a BIT too far!” He forced Luxord over, and rolled on top of him.

Luxord, still wearing that creepy grin, shouted, “Oh, NO it’s not! You’re gonna go by the rules whether you want to or not!” He did the same thing to Xigbar.

Pretty soon, they were rolling all about the room, bumping into things and even breaking some. They were also screaming things at eachother, Xigbar fighting to keep his boxers on, and Luxord fighting to take them off. This is basically what the conversation sounded like…
“Luxord, STOP IT! You’re acting crazy!”
“Am not! I just want you to take off your boxers! Is that so bad?!”
“Yes, since you cheated!”
“I DIDN’T CHEAT! Now take ‘em off!”
“NO! You can’t make me!”
“We’ll see about that…!” A giggle.
“HEY! Get your hands OFF there!” A cracking sound.
“OW! Hey! Slapping is against the rules!”
“So is CHEATING!”
“SO IS NOT TAKING OFF YOUR BOXERS!!!! Now take ‘em off!!!”
"NO!!!!"
"DO IT!!!!!!"
"NUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!”

While those two were off doing that, Zexion was strolling down the hallway, munching on an apple. Hmmmm… What’s all the ruckus…? he wondered slowing down to stare at Luxord’s room door. Faintly, he could hear things being broken, and muffled cries.

He blinked. Maybe I’ve been reading too many dirty magazines… he thought, narrowing his eyes. After hesitating a little, he pushed open the door with his hand. He was greeted by a… Not so welcoming sight.

Luxord was grinning deviously on top of a nearly-naked Xigbar. They were both clutching each-other’s shoulders tightly and panting; their faces were so close together, their noses almost seemed to be touching.

Xigbar did a double-take at Zexion, and was completely frozen with shock and horror. His face was rapidly becoming a dark red. He moved his lips to say something, but no sound came out. Luxord followed his eyes, and stared at Zexion curiously. His eyes seemed to be asking, “Can’t you see we’re busy?”

The three stared at each other for a very long, awkward silence. Xigbar and Luxord glanced at each other, then back at Zexion. Zexion was examining them both, an emotionless expression on his face as he continued eating his apple.

Suddenly, Zexion stuck his apple into his mouth, holding it there with his teeth. He pulled a camera out of his pocket, aimed it at the two, paused... took a step back, aimed again, and snapped a picture. A little slip of paper slid out of one end. Zexion pulled it out, stuck the camera back into his pocket, pulled the apple out of his mouth, and calmly began walking off, shaking the undeveloped picture in his hand as he went.

“Hey… Wait…!” Xigbar whimpered after him. He glanced at Luxord, narrowed his eyes, and shoved the blonde off him.
“Hey – Whoa – AHHH!!!!” Luxord screamed as he did a face-plant into the ground.
Xigbar was already on his feet. “WAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIT!!!!!!! ZEXION!!!!!!!!!” he cried, running out into the hallway.

Luxord sighed, overcome with sadness. “He’s gone…” he sighed. He sat like that for a moment, then looked back up. Oh well… At least I got a good look at his underwear… He sighed, slumping down.

“Zexion!!! ZEXXY!!!!!!! STOP, DUDE!!!!” Xigbar cried, tearing down the hallway after Number VI.

Zexion finally stopped walking and turned around, staring at Xigbar indifferently.
“LOOK, dude!” Xigbar ran up to him, then put his hands on his knees, panting. Zexion stared at him, waiting for him to catch his breath. “What… What you saw back there was…” Xigbar panted. “Was… Was NOT what it… looked like…”
Zexion blinked, staring at him, then pulled out his picture again, staring at it. “Hmmm… Nope. It looks exactly what it looks like to me.” He slipped it into his pocket and began walking off once more.
“No, no, WAIT!” Xigbar ran up to him again. “It's NOT! We were just playing strip poker! I promise!”
Zexion rolled his eyes and stared Xigbar in the eye. “Riiiight… And Luxord being on top of you is required for strip poker?”

Silence. Xigbar looked down, trying to scrape up an excuse.

Zexion nodded at Xigbar’s silence, thinking that it was a confession. “That’s right. Now, if you don’t mind, I have to put this in my blackmail folder.”
Xigbar groaned in frustration. “But I TOLD you, it’s not LIKE that…!” he whined, pulling his hair.
“Xigbar, I’m not a kid, alright? I know about the birds and the bees!” Zexion growled. “Just how young do you really think I am?!”
“But, I – But it’s not – AGH!!!” Okay, screw this… Time for plan B… That picture can NOT get out, no matter WHAT! He took a deep breath, then said in a low voice, “Uh… Okay, how much do you want for it…?” He glanced around suspiciously.

Zexion stared at him for a moment, then raised an eyebrow. “Well, how much do you think I want for it…?”
Xigbar stared at him, awkwardly. “Uh… Um… 6 thousand munny…?” he asked.
Zexion narrowed his eyes.
A gulp. “Uh, 6 HUNDRED thousand munny???”
Zexion rolled his eyes and started to walk off again.
“WAIT! 6 HUNDRED MILLION MUNNY! AND THAT’S MY FINAL OFFER!!!”
Zexion stopped walking. He gave a sly grin, as his eyes looked back at where Xigbar was standing. By the time he’d turned around, the grin was gone. “You drive a hard bargain, Xigbar... Alright, fine. But only cuz I got bigger fish to fry,” he grumbled, holding the picture out to the Freeshooter.

Xigbar sighed in relief, and reached out to grab it, but as soon as he did, the picture was snatched back. “Huh-uh-uhhhh…” Zexion smiled faintly. “I wanna SEE the munny first.”
Xigbar slumped down, an exasperated look on his face.
“Well? Chop, chop, before I raise the price even higher!” Zexion commanded.

Xigbar gulped, and scurried off to his room. When he got there, the FIRST thing he did was go get dressed. Then, he clawed around in his closet for a large bag that he could put the munny in.

He sighed, slinging the bag over his shoulder. “To the bank…” he muttered, portalling off.

A few minutes later…

Zexion was lying on his bed, his legs crossed as he read a magazine. He was just about to turn the page, when he caught sight of a Corridor of Darkness opening in his room. He slipped the magazine under his pillow, and sat up, ready to greet his visitor.

It was Xigbar, of course. The huge bag on his back was now bulging with munny. He glared at Zexion for a few seconds. Zexion stared back, completely unfazed.

Finally, Xigbar sighed and dropped the bag off his shoulder. “Here it is – 6 hundred million munny, as promised…” He held out his hand for the picture.
Zexion struck a thoughtful pose, first looking at the bag, then at Xigbar. “…I wanna see it,” he said at last.
Xigbar stared at Zexion like he was insane.
“Well…?”

Xigbar sighed, then opened up the bag, revealing several glittering diamond-shaped stones. Munny. “See? Here’s the munny. Now, if you don’t mind, I’d like—”
“Count it out.”
“Exquease me?!”
“Count it out. Gotta make sure you’re not trying to trick me or anything…”
Xigbar snapped. “Ah, WHAT DA HELL, MAN?!?!?!?” he roared.
Zexion glared at him. “Hey, maybe you forgot, but I’m the one with the picture here. You play by my rules. Now, I’d suggest you count out the damn munny before I mass e-mail this picture of you and Luvverboy to everyone in the whole f[honk]in’ Organization. Got it?”

Xigbar slumped down, completely silent. After a while, he gave a loud sigh, and started counting out every piece of money, slowly, but surely.

After about half an hour, you could hear him saying, “599,999,800; 599,999,900; 6 hundred million.” He stood up, and started rolling his head around, slowly. “Okay, what next? You want me to tap dance or somethin’, ya dirty little sneak…?”

Zexion grinned wickedly. “No, that’ll be enough, Xigbar.” He stood up, and slowly, and swaggered over his closet. He dug around in it for a few seconds, then walked back up to Xigbar, holding a black folder.

He opened it, leafed through it for a couple of seconds, then held out the picture of Luxord and Xigbar together to the Freeshooter. “I believe this is yours…?”

“Psh… Thanks… I guess…” Xigbar grumbled, snatching the picture away. He stared at it for a few seconds, but then his eyes flickered back to the folder. His eyes grew wide as he did a double-take at a picture. “Is… Is that Xemnas and Sai—”
Zexion snapped the folder shut. “Nevermind that,” he snapped. “They still haven’t had time to pay me yet. If the secret comes out, you’ll be the first to know.”
Xigbar blinked. “Uh… Okay…” He backed up to the door. “Um… So, I guess I’ll be going now – BYE!” With that, he dashed off.
Zexion watched him go, then grinned back at the bag of munny Xigbar had left him. Suck-er… At the most I woulda settled for 600 MUNNY!

Xigbar sighed, staring at the picture that had given him so much grief. So… What do I do with it…? I should destroy it, but HOW? He stopped at the entrance of Luxord’s room. Hmmm… Maybe I should ask HIM…

Luxord was still sitting on his bed, moping about what COULD HAVE BEEN, when Xigbar knocked on the wall. “Mind if I come in…?” Xigbar asked dryly.
Luxord blinked. “Uh… S-Sure!” he cried. He was surprised Xigbar was still talking to him after what had just happened…

Xigbar walked in, and gave a sigh. “Remind me to never play strip poker with you again…” he groaned.
Luxord smiled sadly. Damn… Well, I knew it would be a once in a lifetime chance…

“What happened?” Luxord asked as Xigbar sat down.
“I had to pay him not to tell anyone about it…” Xigbar sighed.
“WHAT?! Oh no!” Luxord yelped.

He blinked, then said after a moment, “Uh, Xiggy…? About that picture—”
“Oh yeah… That…” Xigbar took it out of his pocket and held it up for Luxord to see.
Luxord stared at it, silent.
“Ya know…” Xigbar started, staring down at the picture. “THIS thing caused me so much f[honk]in’ trouble… I don’t know whether to burn it, or to flush it down the toilet, or—”
“I’ll take care of it,” Luxord cut in.
Xigbar looked back at him. “You would?”
“Sure. What are friends for…?”

Xigbar handed it to him. “Yeah, I guess you’re right…” He grinned and stood up. “Good luck with that! Just don’t throw it away – someone could find it in the trash.”
Luxord nodded.
Xigbar gave a short wave. “Sayonara!” he shouted as he walked off.

Luxord grinned, looked down at the picture, when Xigbar stop suddenly, and whipped around. “Oh, wait! I almost forgot! Luxord, do you have my clothes?”
Luxord blinked. “Uh, I put ‘em back in your room while you were gone.”
“Really? Thanks, pal!”

Luxord watched him carefully as he left this time. As soon as the door closed, he jumped up, and hugged the picture tight to his chest. “Yesssss…!” he whispered happily. “Yes, it’s all MINE!!! At last!”

He twirled around a few seconds, grinning like mad, then dashed over to his closet door. Taped on the door was the words, “Smelly, dirty gym shorts – OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!” Glancing around suspiciously, he placed one hand on a section of the wall. It glowed a faint yellow for a moment, then gave way to a little touch pad that popped up. He put in a secret code, and pulled open his right eye. A pale blue beam scanned it, and, finally, the door popped open with slight hissss… Gotta love technology…

It was no longer a closet. After months of careful and patient preparation, it had been transformed into the ULTIMATE shrine of Xigbar. On the walls were countless pictures of Xigbar working out or hanging out – even some of him asleep!

I’m not going into detail about how he got THOSE…

There was also every Xigbar plushy available on the market, with the most expensive and valuable one at the middle of the shrine along with some of Xigbar’s (stolen) possessions. For example, there were a few strands of hair, one of Xigbar’s spare eye patches, Xigbar’s strip poker clothes, etcetera… There were a few candle-shaped lights scattered around – just because Luxord didn’t trust real fire enough with his most valued objects.

And there were CERTIANLY no stank gym shorts around…

Luxord grinned, breathing deeply. Ahh… This is heaven… He grabbed a roll of see-through tape and carefully walked to the far end of the wall. Such a wonderful picture… I’ll never get rid of it! NEVER!

After it was taped on his wall, he got out a dark purple marker, and wrote, “LuXig FOREVER!” on one of the corners. He stared at what he’d written sadly. Ah, if only…

He licked his thumb, reached out, and wiped away a little smudge, thinking. He stood there for a while, staring at the picture, when a little smirk fluttered on his face.

“Mark my words, Xigbar…” he whispered. “One day you WILL be mine…”

He stalked out of the shrine and gently closed the door behind him.

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O.o;

Well, HERE IT IS, FOLKS!! XD; Extreme stalkerness at it's finest!

Scary, no?

I wonder what would happen if Xigbar found that shrine of him... >3

Or, better yet...

Zexion...? >3

Ehhehhehhehhehheh... *evil smirkums*

P.S., Luxord was SO staring at Xigbar's butt when he was walking out of the room. XD

P.S.S., Looks like Zexxy's got somethin' on Xemnas and Saix... Hmmm... What, oh what could THAT be...? XD

P.S.S.S., I hope it wasn't SCREAMINGLY obvious that I have no idea what the rules of poker of any kind are... XD;

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.

Hey, ya'll. =3

Remember this picture? =3 Well, guess what? This is the story that goes with it. =3

Actually, this part is more like the prologue. The next part is when it REALLY gets good. >3 Once again, this was not looked over by my proofreader... I've been going into OVERDRIVE lately, so it's not like I can blame her for being tired... XD; Just forgive me is something doesn't make since, cuz I accidentally deleted the last half of it and ended up having to do it all over again. XD;

Hope ya enjoy! ^-^

This fanfic was inspired by a true story... >.>;

2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~

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"Eet Moore Chikkin?"​

Xaldin and Axel stared at each other, not blinking. They were standing inside of the kitchen. Neither of them blinked or said a word – they just stood there, their arms crossed, staring solemnly at the other. Xaldin had on one of those white poofy hats you usually see chefs wear in the commercials. It was eerily quiet.

Finally Axel spoke. “Today’s the big day, huh…?”
Xaldin nodded, still not taking his eyes off Axel. “Yes… Tonight will test all of your true skills… I’ve taught you everything you know; now it is time to see how much you have really learned.”
Axel quirked an eyebrow. “What’s in it for me?”
Xaldin smiled, faintly. “Oh, that’s an easy one… The winner will receive the title “Fire Chef” and with be rewarded with ZE POOFY HAT OF DEWM!” He grinned and pointed to his hat.
“Oooohhhh…” Axel gave a low whistle. “Well… What happens to the loser?”
Xaldin’s grin grew wider. “The loser will have the honor of WASHING ALL OF THE DISHES!”
Axel blinked, shocked into silence.
“… By himself,” Xaldin added, smirking.
Axel gave a slight gasp, this time. By HIMSELF?!
“Do you accept the challenge?”
“…Wow…” Axel murmured, thoughtfully. “There’s a lot riding on this one…” He closed his eyes, thinking for a moment. After a while, he grinned, and said, “I accept your challenge, Wind Master.”
Xaldin grinned again. “Very well, young grasshopper.”

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“DINNER TIIIIIIME!!!!” Xaldin shouted about an hour later. Axel grabbed a small mallet lying on the table, and whacked the huge gong that they had placed in the dining room just for that reason.

They were now in the dining room, waiting for everyone to come so they could eat. Xemnas had made it a rule that they were an ORGANIZATION, and would eat together like one. So, even if there was one member missing, none of them would be able to eat unless they were hunted down, strapped to a chair, and force-fed. Dusks flitted around, setting up the table for their masters.

Hardly 5 seconds after gong was rung, Demyx rushed into the room. “DidsomebodysayFOOD?!” he squealed, grinning. His hair was soaking wet – he’d probably been swimming when he heard the dinner call.
Axel rolled his eyes, chuckling. “How’d I know you’d be the first one here?” he asked, sarcastically.

Demyx grinned, and plopped down in his chair. He began drumming the table with his fingers, impatiently. “Mmmm! Something smells good! What are we having today, Xaldin?” he inquired. His mouth began watering.
Xaldin shook his head. “Wait until everyone’s here, Demyx. It won’t kill you.”
Demyx huffed angrily, and crossed his arms, waiting…

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Zexion walked down the halls, slowly making his way to the dining room. Huh… I wonder what kinda crap Xaldin’s gonna serve us today…? He thought. Out of the whole Organization, he, by far, was the pickiest eater.

As soon as he walked into the room, he nearly mobbed by 12 very hungry Nobodies.
“THERE he is!” Larxene screamed, enraged.
“What TOOK you so long, you stupid little sneak?!” Xigbar demanded.
“I’M STARVIN’!!!!!” Demyx whined.

“Alright, alright, everyone. Calm down.” Xemnas ordered.
They all fell silent, glaring at Zexion as he took his seat. “Now…” Xemnas started as he turned back to Xaldin and Axel. “Could you two PLEASE tell us what you are serving for dinner now? It is safe to say we are all very anxious to eat.”

Everyone nodded in agreement.

“Well, if you MUST know…” Xaldin started, slowly, “today, we’re doing something different. Axel and I are having a little competition to see how far he’s come…”
“Tch…” Zexion rolled his eyes. “Great. Axel’s cooking… It’s been a while since I’ve had charcoal…”
“HEY!” Axel protested.
He looked like he was about to say something else, but Xaldin shook his head slightly, and the redhead fell silent. “Now, now, Zexion… I think you’d find it surprising how far my pupil has come…”
“That STILL doesn’t answer the question!” Saix growled. “What do we have to eat?!”
“Oh yeah… That.” Xaldin held snapped his fingers. A few Dusks floated in, carrying 2 trays in their arms. “This is what I’m serving. 2 roasted French hens with honey BBQ sauce.”

Everyone stared at the two chickens, mouths watering like crazy. They were already planning what part they would steal, when Axel cleared his throat.

“A-hem… Now for what I’m serving…” He snapped his fingers, also. A few Dusks carrying 3 trays floated in. “What I’m serving is 13 steaks! Slow roasted, and covered with seasoning!”

Everyone stared. The trays were covered with THE thickest, juiciest, most tempting looking steaks they’d EVER seen in their lives.

“And, of course…” Xaldin snapped his fingers once more. A few dusks floated in, carrying bowls full of side foods. “The normal sides: sweet peas, mashed potatoes, rice, Fruit Punch, etcetera.”

“EAT UP!” the two shouted at the same time, and they sat down.

The dining room transformed into a madhouse as the Nobodies scrambled around, trying to get the best parts of the food before the others.
“OOH! OOH!!! Give me that steak!”
“THIS looks good!”
“HEY! I wanted the drumstick, Xigbar!”
“Oh, go get your own, Waterboy!”
“Yumnumnumnum…! These mashed potatoes look great!”

A few minutes later, they’d all settled down a little, munching happily on their food, and chatting with one another.

Luxord looked over to Marluxia. Not only did he have steak on his plate, but a whole quarter of the chicken, too! He quickly swallowed what was in his mouth, and asked, “Hey, Marly… I always thought you were a vegetarian or somethin’… What’s with all the meat?”
Marluxia blinked. “Vegetarian…? Hell no! They’re evil.”
Luxord blinked, also, now completely confused. He looked down at Marluxia’s plate – for the first time noticing there were no veggies on it at all. “But… You—”
“Killing all those perfectly innocent plants and absolutely refusing to eat meat for no reason at all…! They make me sick…” Marluxia growled. “Murderers! Murderers, ALL OF THEM!” It was easy to tell now that the Assassin was in his own little world now…
“Uh… O…kay…?” Luxord inched away from the pink haired man, looking at him strangely.

“Mmmm!” Xemnas sighed. “Axel, this steak is amazing!” He was sitting across the table from the redhead.
“I agree!” Saix shouted, grinning. “How ever did you get it so tender?”
Axel shrugged, grinning. “I whacked them with a spiked mallet. Many times. And ya really gotta put your body into it, too!” He grinned, and said, jokingly, “Got it tenderized?”

They both cracked up. Axel grinned, then turned around, and started talking with Xaldin about some random thing he’d noticed about shampoo.

While Axel was doing that, Demyx, who was sitting right beside him was shoveling food in his mouth as fast as he could. Aw man… he thought, sighing. My chicken’s gone already… I haven’t even gotten started! He looked over at Larxene, who was right beside him. She still hadn’t eaten any of her steak. Hmmm… I wonder what that tastes like… he thought, staring at it, hungrily.

“Hey… Larxene…” He nudged her a little.
She turned around to him, an annoyed look on her face. “What?!” she snapped, her mouth full of mashed potatoes.
Demyx pointed to her steak, smiling innocently. “You gonna eat that…?”
Larxene blinked and swallowed, staring at him incredulously. “…What? Am I gonna eat it?! WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I GOT IT, YOU DOPE?! OF COURSE I’M GONNA EAT IT!!!” she roared.
Demyx blinked, then looked at the ceiling, thoughtfully. Suddenly, he began licking his hand, rapidly.
Larxene stared at him, completely confused. “What are you—”

He spit into his hand until it was soaking wet with his saliva, and then slammed his hand down on her steak, grinning wickedly.
“HEY!” Larxene shouted, glaring at him.
“Ya still want it?” he asked, innocently.
Larxene growled. “Why you little…!”

Suddenly, she picked up the steak, and slung it at his head, with a furious scream.
“YAH!” Demyx ducked at the last minute, making the steak fly into the back of Axel’s head.

“And, I swear! It was like… Huh…?” Axel stopped in mid-sentence, feeling a slight nudge on his head. He turned around to Demyx. “What do you want?”

Xaldin stared at the back of Axel’s head. There, skewered on the sharp spikes of Axel’s red hair, was a big, juicy, perfectly seasoned steak.

“BWAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!” Xaldin slumped down on the table, pounding it with his fist, and roaring with laughter. Vexen heard him laughing and turned around to see what was going on. He took one glance at Axel head, and started cracking up just as loud.

Axel blinked, and turned around, puzzled. “Huh? What is it? What’s so funny?”

Demyx stared at the steak stuck on the back of Axel’s head, glanced at each other, and began laughing at him, too.
Axel turned back to them, smiling a little. “What is it?! WHAT IS IT?! WHAT’S SO FUNNY?!” he asked, not wanting to be left out of the joke.

Seeing the steak on the back of Axel’s head again just made Xaldin and Vexen laugh that much harder. Xigbar looked over in morbid curiosity, and started cracking up, also. He nudged Luxord, who was right in front of him. He looked over, too, and cracked up, also, making Marluxia crack up.

Axel looked back to them. “What??? WHAAAAT?????” Him turning around made Larxene and Demyx laugh harder, which made Roxas look over and… Well, in no time, the whole Organization was laughing at the poor pyromaniac.

Axel looked around, confused, still not getting what was so funny. That’s when he realized; they were all laughing at HIM!

“Oh crap…” he whispered. He looked around, blushing. “Wh-What is it…?” He ran his fingers over the top of his head, missing the steak by a mile. “Is there something in my hair…?”

This just made everyone laugh even MORE. Axel glanced around, confusion and panic in his eyes. “What? WHAT?!”

We’ll leave them for now, all laughing at the poor, unfortunate redhead who had no idea there was one of his masterpieces attached to the back of his head.

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Axel had his arms crossed and was grinning at Xaldin. They were back in the kitchen, a stack of dishes beside the sink, just screaming to be washed. Xaldin was looking down at the floor, pressing his two index fingers together, and not saying a word.

Axel smirked, drinking in his victory. “Well, Xaldin…? You know what you said before…” he said, slyly. “In the end, ALL of my steaks were gone… But look!” He motioned to one of the trays, “You still have, like HALF, of your last precious chicken left…”

Xaldin sighed a little. “Yeah, I guess you’re right.” He straightened up, took a deep breath, and said, “You are the true Fire Chef, and whatever...” He took off his precious hat, and plopped it on Axel’s head. “Here’s Ze Poofy Hat of DEWM, as promised.” He laid his hands on Axel’s shoulders. “I have taught you well, young grasshopper.”

Axel beamed. “I learned from the best.”
“Yeah, well…” Xaldin turned around, crossing his arms again. “Just go on before I change my mind about washing the dishes. Go on – go play video games with Roxas and Demyx, or something.”
Axel laughed, and took off.

Xaldin turned back a little, and smiled, rolling his eyes up to the ceiling. “Okay, let’s see here…” He looked at the pile of dishes. Suddenly, the pile grew into a mountain of dishes, all dripping with BBQ sauce and smeared with dried up mashed potatoes.

He groaned. WHY did I have to say that the loser would wash dishes by himself?! he screamed in his head. He glanced around. There’s gotta be SOME way I can sneak out of doing all of these! He glanced around, then caught sight of the tray with the chicken in it. That was always the dish he hated washing the MOST.

Glancing around suspiciously, he grabbed it, and rushed over to the refrigerator. Uh-oh… No room in here… He thought, looking around. He glanced around a little more, biting his lip, when he caught sight of the oven.

He stared at it a while, then crept over to it. Not to worry, Xaldin… he though to himself. It’ll only be for a few hours… It’ll be okay. It’s simple – I’ll come back for it around midnight, and wash it then! Not to worry… No big deal, you’ll remember…

He opened the oven door, quietly, slipped the chicken in, and closed the oven door.

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Dum, dum, duuuuuuuuum... <insert impending doom here>

>.> Trouble... Yes, I know.

I just noticed this, but YES, when Axel recieved Ze Poofy Hat of DEWM, he had already gotten the steak out of his hair. XD

Just incase you were wondering. XDDD

STEAAAAAAK!!!! Got it tenderized? >3

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.

--EDIT--
The next part is FINALLY up! XD;

No, seriously. Who? Do YOU think Xaldin is ugly and\or stupid? If you do, then maybe it's time that we have a talk...

Salute the Sideburns.

.........

I like pickles.... >.>

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.

I just noticed somethin' funky goin' on with my rep... I can't seem to get past 32~ O.o

No, seriously. Yesterday, someone gave me rep for a picture I drew, and the one that was on the bottom of the list vanished. O.o' And I don't think this is the first time it's happened, either.

Um... What should I do? O.o' Am I imagining things?

Don't ask. I was bored and forced into doing something fun for a change since my mom's making me do a project that due IN A MONTH during Spring break. >.> This was inspired by a friend on another site who made something like this about a book series! ^-^

It was suprisingly fun to make! ^-^;

Comments are greatly appreciated. Don't be shy to tell me how you feel or to give critisism. It helps boost my morale. XD;

2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~

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"If Organization XIII Used AIM..."

2FreeshootinPirate2: Hey, Demyx.
Water_Boi999: Sup, Xiggy? ^-^
2FreeshootinPirate2: Not much. What about you?
Water_Boi999: Not much. Nothing new in The Underworld… It’s creepy here… >.>;
2FreeshootinPirate2: Cry me a river. XD Hey look! Larxene’s on! I’m gonna add her.
Water_Boi999: Do we HAVE to? -_-;
2FreeshootinPirate2: Yes.

12Psychotik4Life has joined the room

12Psychotik4Life: What do you want?
Water_Boi999: You’re always cranky, aren’t you?
12Psychotik4Life: Yep.
Water_Boi999: Whatever. I didn’t think they had AIM in Castle Oblivion…?
12Psychotik4Life: I didn’t know they had computers in the Underworld. -_-;
2FreeshootinPirate2: Good point.
Water_Boi999: Yeah, well… whatever. You’d be amazed at what those Dusks can do when they’re told.

*PinkHairedGal* has joined the room

2FreeshootinPirate2: What the…?! Who invited HER?!
12Psychotik4Life: Not me.
Water_Boi999: Not me.
*PinkHairedGal*: Sora wanted me to tell you that when he destroys the Organization, he’s gonna rename “The World that Never Was” to “The World that’s All about Sora.”
2FreeshootinPirate2: Go away, Kairi. -_-;
Water_Boi999: Yeah! Sora’s gonna really get it when he comes to the Underworld! >.<
2FreeshootinPirate2: Imagine that.
*PinkHairedGal*: Sora laughed at that.
Water_Boi999: Yeah, well, SORA IS GOING TO REGRET HE EVER MESSED WITH EEMYX!!!!!!!!11
12Psychotik4Life: Great going, genius. You spelt your name wrong.
Water_Boi999: I wouldn’t be talking, Miss I-Electrocute-Myself-When-I-Get-Wet.
12Psychotik4Life: Don’t go there, Eemmy. >.>
*PinkHairedGal*: Don’t be stupid, guys. Sora’s gonna kick ALL of your butts when he gets over there. You guys defeat SORA? Ha! As if.
2FreeshootinPirate2: Oh, I know she did NOT just use my catchphrase.
12Psychotik4Life: She did.
Water_Boi999: She did.
2FreeshootinPirate2: It’s ON!
Water_Boi999: *snap**snap**snap*
*PinkHairedGal*: AS IF! AS IF! AS IF! AS IF! AS IF! AS IF! AS IF! AS IF! AS IF! AS IF! AS IF! AS IF!
2FreeshootinPirate2: Do NOT make me hurt you. >.<
Water_Boi999: I’M GETTING AXEL!

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FireFoxx888: What’s going on?
2FreeshootinPirate2: Kairi’s here! And she’s stolen my catchphrase! TT^TT
*PinkHairedGal*: … As if!
2FreeshootinPirate2: SHUT THE HELL UP! >=O
FireFoxx888: So what if she’s stolen your catchphrase?
*PinkHairedGal*: Yeah, It’s not like you can do anything about it. >3
*PinkHairedGal*: Got it memorized?
FireFoxx888: Betch, you are going DOWN. >\
12Psychotik4Life: Sora’s resorting to stealing other people’s catchphrases now?
Water_Boi999: That’s kinda sad…
*PinkHairedGal*: No, that’s just me. Annoying you guys is just too fun. Should I get Tidus and Wakka? I’m sure that’d make things amusing.
Water_Boi999: NO.
12Psychotik4Life: NO.
FireFoxx888: NO.
2FreeshootinPirate2: NO.
*PinkHairedGal*: Oh, alright… >.>;
2FreeshootinPirate2: So, uh… Larxene. How are things over there? ^-^;
12Psychotik4Life: Good, I guess. >.>
*PinkHairedGal*: Well, I gotta go. Sora’s planning on taking me to ATL to sing. See ya, you Nobodies.

*PinkHairedGal* has left the room

12Psychotik4Life: Finally! >.>
2FreeshootinPirate2: I know! ... Wait… What?! O.o;
FireFoxx888: She said she was going to ATL to sing. Got it memorized?
2FreeshootinPirate2: I know that – I heard her.
Water_Boi999: You can’t hear someone Xiggy. We’re on AIM.
2FreeshootinPirate2: Thank you, Captain Obvious. I KNOW that. >.>; I was just wondering why Sora would want to take Kairi to Atlanta to sing. O.o;
Water_Boi999: …Huh? Atlanta? What’s that?
12Psychotik4Life: What the hell are you talking about?
FireFoxx888: Atlanta? She was talking about Atlantica, dude. A-T-L-A-N-T-I-C-A. Got it memorized?
2FreeshootinPirate2: I was just…! *sigh* Nevermind. >.>;
Water_Boi999: Smart one. XD
2FreeshootinPirate2: Just stop, guys. >.<
12Psychotik4Life: Last time I checked, I was a girl. >.>
2FreeshootinPirate2: Whatever!

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12Psychotik4Life: WTF?! O.o;
FireFoxx888: Is that…?
2FreeshootinPirate2: Lexah?! =O

16Massacrer2Bee has left the room

Water_Boi999: WELL, THAT was weird…! O.o;
FireFoxx888: I thought she was dead…! O.o;
12Psychotik4Life: Dead Nobodies coming back to life. When does it end…?
2FreeshootinPirate2: Looks like all of your victims are coming back to haunt you, eh Larxene? >3
12Psychotik4Life: Don’t make me come over there. >.>

ArtistikWitch411 has joined the room

ArtistikWitch411: Hello, guys. I got kinda lonely, so I came on here.
Water_Boi999: Hey.
12Psychotik4Life: Great. Now SHE’S here.
FireFoxx888: Sup, Namine?
2FreeshootinPirate2: Can’t you ever play nice, Larxene? -_-;
12Psychotik4Life: Who said I had to? =\
FireFoxx888: LOL So… Namine…
ArtistikWitch411: What is it?
FireFoxx888: … You wanna… Go out sometime?
Water_Boi999: O.O!

ArtistikWitch411 has left the room

2FreeshootinPirate2: Coulda told you that was gonna happen. XD
FireFoxx888: Oh well… Larxene?
Water_Boi999: Getting desperate, are we? XD;
12Psychotik4Life: *slap*
FireFoxx888: If we were really talking, that woulda hurt.
12Psychotik4Life: Next time I see you, I’ll give you the pleasure of experiencing it in real life. >.>
Water_Boi999: LOL! XD
FireFoxx888: You guys make me sad. I’d ask Lexah if she were still here…

16Massacrer2Bee has joined the room

16Massacrer2Bee: No.

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12Psychotik4Life: XD Ouch.
Water_Boi999: Dissed by the dead. XD
2FreeshootinPirate2: You want some ointment for that burn? >D
FireFoxx888: Shuddap. >.>;

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12Psychotik4Life: You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me. XD
Water_Boi999: That IS kinda funny. XD
2FreeshootinPirate2: Gamblin’ GANGSTA?! Heh… As if. XP
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: you know normal people usually say hello =\
12Psychotik4Life: One Word. “PUNCTUATION.”
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: >.>;
12Psychotik4Life: Oh, yeah. And “Hi.” XD
FireFoxx888: XD You just made my day, Luxord. XDDD
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: don’t make fun of my name so xigbar how are you =3
12Psychotik4Life: Punctuation… >.>
2FreeshootinPirate2: Let it go, Larxene. >.>;
Water_Boi999: She can’t do that, Xiggy. She’s just too stuck up. =\
12Psychotik4Life: I take offence to that, Eemyx.
Water_Boi999: STOP CALLING ME THAT! DX
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: yeah stop it
12Psychotik4Life: Make me.
2FreeshootinPirate2: Alright, alright, that’s enough, everyone. >.>;

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12Psychotik4Life: Hey, Marluxia.
2FreeshootinPirate2: ‘Sup, dude?
FireFoxx888: … Flower Man…? O.o;
Water_Boi999: Hiya! ^-^
Flower_Man11: Hi, Larxene, Demyx, Xigbar…
Flower_Man11: … And Luxord.
FireFoxx888: Um… You’re forgetting someone. -_-;
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: hey marly
12Psychotik4Life: So, Marluxia, how are things going?
Water_Boi999: HEY! Why are you nice to him and not me?! TT^TT
12Psychotik4Life: SURELY, you’re not jealous, Eemmy? >3
Water_Boi999: WHAT?! Of course not!
Water_Boi999: DEMYX LOVES LARXENE!
Water_Boi999: DAMN IT, HADES!!!!!!
Water_Boi999: …
2FreeshootinPirate2: XDDDDDD
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: is this true demyx
Water_Boi999: NO!
Flower_Man11: Uhm… Uh… Nothing… Much…? O.o;
FireFoxx888: What?
Flower_Man11: Sorry, my computer is lagging… XD;
2FreeshootinPirate2: Larxene, are you alright?
12Psychotik4Life: …
Flower_Man11: Look. Demyx has traumatized her. XD
Water_Boi999: I DID NO SUCH THING!
12Psychotik4Life: … I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
FireFoxx888: Nope. She’s fine.
Water_Boi999: I don’t like Larxene!
12Psychotik4Life: …
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: hahahaha poor demyx
Water_Boi999: …
Flower_Man11: You know, that would be a real love/hate relationship…
2FreeshootinPirate2: XD

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2FreeshootinPirate2: KAIRI! What are you doing back here?!
*PinkHairedGal*: Greetings from Atlantica. I just wanted to let you know that Sora has saved this territory (without defeating any heartless, by the way. >3) and he is now on his way to this place called… Um… “Port Royal.”
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: damn. -_-;
12Psychotik4Life: Oh my god, is that a PERIOD?! Somebody pinch me; I’m dreaming! =O
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: thanks a lot larxene. i really needed to hear that from you. >.>;
12Psychotik4Life: You’re too kind.
*PinkHairedGal*: Yep. Everyone just forget about me, here... Nope, not shunned. Not at all. >.>
Flower_Man11: Did you hear something?
12Psychotik4Life: Nope.
2FreeshootinPirate2: Nothing at all.
Water_Boi999: How can we hear anything? We’re on AIM.
12Psychotik4Life: For the love of – DEMYX! Stop pointing out the obvious! It’s getting on my nerves. >.<
2FreeshootinPirate2: I’ll second that.
Water_Boi999: Well, soooooor-ry! *snap*
FireFoxx888: I have to go. The evil horde of fangurls have tracked me down again. >.< Bye!

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12Psychotik4Life: I don’t get it… Why doesn’t he ask one of THEM out?
Water_Boi999: You don’t understand… >.>
12Psychotik4Life: *rolls eyes*
Flower_Man11: Fangurls are NOT… HUMAN… >.>;
12Psychotik4Life: Uh… ‘Kay. O.o;
Water_Boi999: Ya see?! Once again, you’re nice to him, but not me! TT^TT
12Psychotik4Life: I’m nice to EVERYONE except for you, Eemyx. =3
2FreeshootinPirate2: THAT’S a lie if I ever saw one. XD
*PinkHairedGal*: Well, that was random. I’m off. Oh, also, just for the fun of it, I’m cutting your internet connection. =3
Water_Boi999: WHAT?! NOOO!!!!
Flower_Man11: Whatever.

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12Psychotik4Life: Technically, you can’t cut my connection.
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: me neither
2FreeshootinPirate2: Nope.
Water_Boi999: NOOO! That’s not fair! All I have to do is search the internet here! ;_; And play Go-fish!
12Psychotik4Life: Not MY problem.

Water_Boi999 has left the room
*PinkHairedGal* has left the room

2FreeshootinPirate2: …
12Psychotik4Life: I guess I’d better go, then.
2FreeshootinPirate2: See ya, Larxene.

12Psychotik4Life has left the room

2FreeshootinPirate2: So… What now?
1Gamblin_Gangsta0: wanna play tic-tac-toe on msn?
2FreeshootinPirate2: I’m game.

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More later. ^-^

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.

P.S., i love how I made Kairi into a snob. XD;

Clicky dis linky for part two... y... XD;

I wasn't exactly sure whether I should put this in the "Competitive Arena" or this place, so I put it here. >.>'

This was inspired by fanfic that I'm planning to make reeeeeally soon. >3 It's gonna be... "intense" as the kids say. >3

Okay... Basically, it goes like this. Guess what Xaldin is so freaked out about in my drawing. Yep, that's it. =3 You can post your guess here in this thread, or PM it to me - it doesn't matter. However, I'll tell you if your guess was right by PMing you, and I'll give you a prize! =D

DON'T tell anyone if your guess was right or not! That wouldn't be fair, now would it? =\ There can be more than one winner! If I don't PM you, then it wasn't right. But, you can guess more than once.



Start guessing.

P.S., If I laugh at your guess, I'm sorry. ^-^' But I have a feeling that I'm gonna see PLENTY of weird guesses on here. XDDD Also, not a lot of critisism on my drawing is appreciated. ^-^ (Other than the fact I made Xaldin's head big - on purpose, mind you XD, I think it's pretty good. I mean, I had to draw it in my boot-leg car. XD; It's not gonna be perfect.)

--EDIT--

OKAY! The first half of the story is done, so, at this point, even if you DO guess it, NO PRIZE FOR YOU! XDDD Cuz it's a really big hint, ya dig? =3
Here's the story, BTW. XD

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.

DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD, PLEASE.

Questions? Comments? Post them here.​

Now that I've got that out of the way... XD; I just decided to make this. Let's face it... Posting in every topic all of my previous fanfics and other things I've done in every new one I make is... Well... A pain. So, I decided to make this directory-type thingy so that I could just post this thread in there, and BAM! Finished! =3

It's gonna be a pain to get up, but I'm sure It'll make things a LOT easier for me in the future.

Let's give some props to Eastercat for giving me ze idea! =D (You should go check out her fanfics, too! >D)

Anyways... Um... Just about everything in this thread is in chronicle order. Enjoy, and be sure to check back often! Comments are always appreciated in my threads, too! =D Oh yeah, and, I don't care whether or not you use my ideas in RPs or your stories or anything... As long as ya give me credit. Cuz if ya don't, that's kinda like stealing my idea... ._.;

IMPORTANT UPDATE! (5\14\08)
Yeah... I pretty much left. *headdesk* Sorry, guys, but... I just don't enjoy this place as much as I used to. >.<; In any case, it's my decision, and I just don't think that there's anything left for me here. ;~; I'll never forget this place as the first place where I got my big break, though. Honestly, guys, I'll love you all forever.

However, I just want to note that I'm not COMPLETELY dropping the people of KHV, though. I'll always update my stories on here first. You can also find me on MSN at, like, ANY TIME during the day at my new account 2Foxxy4U@live.com. And if you want to see some bonus stuff that probably will never get on KHV, be sure to visit me at Deviantart! ;D He's an example of the extra stuff you'd be able to see! 2Foxxie4U's RP Inventory

See ya when I see ya!

Enjoy! ^-^

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Fanfictions:


What's Xigbar's Age, Again?
The Original... (What's Xigbar's Age, Again?)
"What's Xigbar's Age, Again?"

The Sequel... ( Xigbar Is...? )
"Xigbar Is...?" (Part 1)
"Xigbar Is...?" (Part 2)


Game Nite at Castle Oblivion (GaNACO)
Part One... ( Truth or Dare? )
"Truth or Dare?"

Part Two... ( Revolution )
"Revolution" (Sect. 1)
"Revolution" (Sect. 2)
"Revolution" (Sect. 3)
"Revolution" (Finale)


Demyx's Aqua Pistols
"Demyx's Aqua Pistols" (Part 1)
"Demyx's Aqua Pistols" (Part 2)


If Organization XIII Used AIM...
"If Organization XIII Used AIM..." (Part 1)
"If Organization XIII Used AIM..." (Part 2)
"If Organization XIII Used AIM..." (Part 3)
"If Organization XIII Used AIM..." (Part 4)
"If Organization XIII Used AIM..." (Part 5)
"If Organization XIII Used AIM..." (Part 6)
Behind The Scenes of "If Organization XIII Used AIM..." (Part 6)
"If Organization XIII Used AIM..." (Part 7)
"If Organization XIII Used AIM..." (Part 8)
"If Organization XIII Used AIM..." (Part 9)
"If Organization XIII Used AIM..." (The Finale)

Organization AIM - The New Era
EXTRA! (First)


Eet Moore Chikkin
"Eet Moore Chikkin?" (Prologue)
"Eet Moore Chikkin?" (Part 1)
"Eet Moore Chikkin?" (Part 2)
"Eet Moore Chikkin?" Epilogue...


XIII Six Flags
"XIII Six Flags" (Part 1)
"XIII Six Flags" (Part 2)


Initiating the New Kid
"Initiating the New Kid" (Part 1)
"Initiating the New Kid" (Part 2)


Worst Nightmare
"Worst Nightmare" (Prologue)


XIIIth Superior
"XIIIth Superior" (Prologue)


"Target Practice!!!"
Target Practice - "How it all began..."
Target Practice - "Proposition"


The Organization XIII Christmas Special
"The Organization XIII Christmas Special" (Part 1)
"The Organization XIII Christmas Special" (Part 2)


The Xilord Series
"The Birth of Xilord" (Part 1)
"The Birth of Xilord" (Part 2)
"The Birth of Xilord" (Part 3)
"The Birth of Xilord" (Part 3.5)
"The Birth of Xilord" (Part 4)


Random Kracktastick Hearts Sketches
"The Game"
(Dis)Organization Interview.
"Why God Created Adam and Eve..."
"Sign Here, Please..."
"THAT Time of Month Again..."
"Photo-shoot"
"Entry One" of Luxord's Diary


More Serious One-Shots.
"Emptiness..."
"Gentle Giant"
"The Highwayman"
"DisChord"

(Striked-out stories are probably going to be discontinued.)

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Original Works:

"Red" (Poem)

"Cry me a river..." (Discontinued)


"...A Book by Its Cover..."

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AMVs\Dubs:

"Victory" (AGH!!! IT BURNZ! XD)
"How Organization XIII Makes Phone Calls"
"When Organization XIII Gets Crunk!"
"If Xigbar Went Turtle..."
"Xemnas and Saix's Duet"
"Why TWTNW is no longer a School District..."

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Featured Drawings:

Birthday Marly! (Part 1)
Birthday Marly! (Part 2)
Random Drawing of Axel...
"What's going on?!" ("Eet Moore Chikkin" preview picture >3)
Random Namine Sketch
CRACK: His. (Xilord picture.)

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Coming Soon(er or Later... XD; )...


"XIII Six Flags" (Part 3) *
"The Birth of Xilord" *
"VI Ways To Phail" *
"The Anti-Organization..." **
"The Wrong Idea" *
"Worst Nightmare" **
"Operation?" *
"Another Side... Another Story..." *
"Target Practice!" *
"Blackmail" *
"Discovery" *
"Special Day" *
"Neophyte Nite..." *
"Mr. Barkyvonsnouzers" *
"Roadtrip!" *
"Room Raiders" *
"Sleep-Over!" *
"Demyx's World" *
"The Organization XIII Christmas Special"
"The Story of Braig" *
"The Story of Aïs" *
"The Story of Myde" *
"The XIIIth Superior" *



Note:
The green star means that that is the order I plan on completing the stories.
The black star represents the fact that these are not organized any way. The one at the bottom at the list could be the one that I decide to do first.
The red star represents the fact that I have no control over when or IF it's finished - whether it be too mature or being made with\by someone else I'm featuring.
For the new stories, the titles are all you're getting. Trust me - just because you can read 'em, it does NOT mean you know what it's gonna be like. XD Trust me on that. =3

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Hope ya enjoyed! ^-^

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.

Sorry, I just saw this and, uh... Yeah. ._.

XD; This originally was just gonna be a random sketch of someone to help me experiment with half-closed eyes... But then, I decided, "Hey, I'm gonna make this Axel, now!" and so, yeah... I did. Amazing how a random sketch done after my science test can turn into something like this... XD



I think it's my best drawing of Axel yet. =3

AND, not to mention, I had loads of other experiments which turned out great, too! (I won't bore you with the details.) I might decide to color it later...

P.S., I FINALLY GOT HIS FREAKIN' HAIR RIGHT!!! XDDDDD

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah