(Dis)Organization Interview

Warning: Crack.

Boredom does things to people. =.=;

Sorry for the profanity wherever it lies. Whe I originally made this, it was for a site without bleep-age. XD

2Foxxie4U's Irrelevant \ Sleep Deprived Productions~

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Introduce yourselves.​

Xemnas: Hello, mortals. It is I, Xemnas, Number I of the Organization you are all so fond of, and the Superior of all Nobodies. I like nothing and hearts. Why don’t you give me yours – you obviously don’t need it. =D
Xigbar: Sup, dudes – ‘tis me, Teh Xigster! ;D I like fast-food (the greasier the better! ;D), shooting things, pissin off Saix, hangin’ out with my buds, datin’ chicks, and getting drunk. ‘Specially that last one.
Xaldin: … Hello, I’m Xaldin, The Whirlwind Lancer. I like… Uh… Cooking, doing hair, and stabbing things. And dancing. I hate doing dishes. Period. Make me clean, and YOU’RE the one getting’ stabbed.
Vexen: I have research. >.>
Lexaeus: Oh boy, here we go… Okay, uh, hey I’m Lexaeus, Number V of the Organization. I like reading manga, working out, and, uh…Um… hanging out with my two “friends” Zexion and Vexen… Alright, so we’re done now, right?
Zexion: I’m not emo. That is all.
Axel: YO! It’s me, Axel! I like to think I’m the most popular member of this joint. =3 I like cooking, fire, shiny things, and hangin’ with my two best buds Demyx and Roxas. I’m also a bit of a lady’s man. ;D It’s just a matter of time before Larxene falls prey to my natural charm… ;D I like a challenge. >3
Saix: … The dumbass author skipped me… >.> Anyways, I’m Saix. I like doing things for the Superior, and staring at the moon. Do not ask me why. I will go Berserk on your ***.
Demyx: HEY, THAR! =D I’m Demyx! I like, um… Music, and swimming, and my sitar, and my friends Roxas, Axel, and Xigbar, and Atlantica – I hate the Underworld, BTW – but I also like cheese, and puppies, and… Holy crap… did I really just say all that? D=
Luxord: Yes, Demyx… Yes, you did. and you screamed it ALL right into my ear, too. >.<; Anyways, I’m Luxord. You may know me as the Gambler of Fate. I like munny, and playing cards. That’s it. ………*blush*
Marluxia: I LIKE FLOWERZ! =D And pink! ^_____^ And for some odd reason, I happen to be a little obsessed with ruling the world… IDK why. XD
Larxene: Marly, shut up. I’m the one to be ruling the world. Anyways, I’m Larxene a.k.a. the only girl in the Organization XIII. Contrary to popular belief, I’m quite easy to get along with, as long as you don’t get on my bad side and make me have to kick your *** all up and down the street. ^-^ I like training, mauling stupid people, torturing stupid people, castrating stupid people and thunderstorms. Bwah hahahahahahaaa…!~
Roxas: I hate being called short… =.=; Just throwin’ that out there.

Cool! So, are you a handsome devil/she-devil?​

Xemnas: Yes, I’d think so.
Xigbar: Sho’ nuff. =3
Xaldin: Yes. No matter WHAT those crazy, bishie-loving fangirls say. I’M SEXY IN MY OWN WAY, DEMMIT! D<
Vexen: Don’t know, don’t care.
Lexaeus: … No… ;~;
Zexion: Meh. *shrugs*
Saix: >.>
Axel: Totally... HOT!!! *makes hissing sound* Tsssssssss...!~ ;D
Demyx: HANDSOME?! You really think so?! =’D
Luxord: Obviously, not handsome enough… ;~; *curls up into emo corner*
Marluxia: Hellz yeah. =3
Larxene: I guess… Hard to believe I’m not when Axel keeps hounding me like this… >.>
Roxas: Sure – why not? Makes me look good, I guess. ^^;

What's your sexuality?​

Xemnas: *cough* Uh… Next question, please? >.>;;;
Xigbar: … *whistles~*
Xaldin: Awkward question. Bi, with a female preference.
Vexen: Like I really care. I have no need for things as foolish as LOVE. >.>
Lexaeus: … *gives you THAT look*
Zexion: What’s it matter to you? >.>
Saix: … *goes Berserk, and mauls the living **** out of you*
Axel: Bi with a female preference. So how ‘bout it, Larxe—*punch’t*
Demyx: Straight! ^-^
Luxord: Uh… *coughgaycoughcough*
Marluxia: Honey, with me, ya never know. ;D
Larxene: Straight, though I’m NOT interested in jerkwad, pretty-boys like AXEL. >.>
Roxas: Uh… Straight.

... Yes. Okay. What do people think of you?​

Xemnas: I think that the only one of my subordinates who really pays any attention to my eloquent, if a bit long winded, speeches would be Saix. The rest are particularly rude, insensitive, and callous! Especially when—
Xigbar: I like to think that I’m a popular guy around here. ^-^ Maybe not as famous as, say, Axel, but definitely up there, ya know? =D
Xaldin: Who cares?
Vexen: Ditto.
Lexaeus: They see me as the quite big brother that’s always around. I think. I hope.
Zexion: They think I’m emo. And it pisses me off. >.>
Saix: They think I’m a short-fused psychopath that would rip them to shreds at any given second. Which, granted, I am…
Axel: Chicks dig me. Period.
Demyx: They see me as a hyper A.D.H.D. sufferer who likes water and music… But I can be deep when I wanna! D= Honest!
Luxord: I can tell they don’t think much…
Marluxia: I can’t seem to understand why, just because I like PINK and FLOWERS, everyone thinks I’m gay! I mean, really, people, that’s TOTALLY stereotyping the gay community! HEY! In Japan, pink is a macho color, and so are Sakura petals! So technicly I'm the most manly of the group! But is there EVER anyone going around sayin’, “OMG – MARLY IS SO FRICKIN’ MANLY AND MACHO AND AWESOME AND BLAHBLAHBLAH”?! NO!!! D<
Larxene: They think that I’m nothing but a cruel *****. Shame on you guys! shame on you all! D=<
Roxas: … Iunno. I’m cool, I guess?

What physical attribute of yours do you like the most?​

Xemnas: I take great pride in my remarkable tan. =3
Xigbar: Good question. Uh… My smile. :D
Xaldin: Ain’t it obvious? O.o; My HAIR. XD *flips* I also take great pride in my sideburns. =3
Vexen: My age. Unlike SOME people, I embrace the fact that I’m over 35. >.>
Lexaeus: My muscles…
Zexion: My eyes.
Saix: No one really looks at me, anyway… *broods*
Axel: My hair. Which is better than Xaldin’s. >.>
Demyx: My vooooice…!~
Luxord: Hmmm… I rather like my goatee and my multiple piercings.
Marluxia: MY HAIR! =D
Larxene: My hair. Wow… Is there an echo in here? Fine. Then I’ll just put something cheesy like “the fact I’m the only one with boobs” or something. >.>
Roxas: I can name one thing I DON’T like. My SIZE!

Virgin? (HEY! I'M not the ones who came up with the questions, m'kay? XD; )​

Xemnas: … *quiet for the first time in months*
Xigbar: Diggin’ down really deep, aren’t we…? ^-^; *avoids eyes*
Xaldin: Nope.
Vexen: <<>> Meh… No use denying it. (BWAH HAHAHAAHAAA!!! EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE BIG, FAT 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!!! XDDDDD *frozen solid*)
Lexaeus: … No comment.
Zexion: May I plead the 5th?
Saix: … Well, if you HAVE to know, I’m not. >.>
Axel: … *rubs arm awkwardly* Well… No, I’m not… definitely not…
Demyx: Yes.
Luxord: I’m, uh… waiting for the, uh, right person… =D;
Marluxia: … No… No, I’m not…
Larxene: *growls* Mind ya own damned business! D<
Roxas: Yeah… *rubs head awkwardly*

Is the glass half full or half empty?​

Xemnas: It’s nothing. NOTHING! NOTHINGNESS IS ETERNAL! Therefore... The cup must be ETERNAL!!!!!!!! BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--
Xigbar: Half full, dude.
Xaldin: Half empty.
Vexen: Half empty.
Lexaeus: Half full.
Zexion: It has absolutely nothing to do with life. STFU.
Saix: Half empty.
Axel: GWAAAAAHHHH!!!! WATER! D= *curls up in fetal position* So cold... So wet... Make the bad stuff go away...! ;~;
Demyx: YAAAAY! WATER! =D *throws a party*
Luxord: It’s, uh…*looks to see what Xigbar put* Half full, most def. ^-^
Marluxia: Half full.
Larxene: I hate water. Can’t it be a glass full of hot sauce or something?
Roxas: Half empty.

Do you have a secret crush?​

Xemnas: Not that I know of... Wait - would Kindom Hearts count?
Xigbar: Say what? O.o;
Xaldin: I wouldn't tell you even if I did. >.>
Vexen: .............. Research.
Lexaeus: Uh... No.
Zexion: *blushes* Well... I happen to have a magazine full of them... If you get my drift. *sly smile*
Saix: *growls* ........... (Berserkmode activated in 5.... 4.... 3...)
Axel: If you haven't figured it out by now, you're even stupider than that kid Sor--
Demyx: Uh... I... used to, but...
Luxord: ....... Uh... Ehhehhehheh--- CRUSH?! What crush?! I don't have a crush, I-I mean... What is this... "CRUSH" you speak of, cuz, really, I-I've never-- SHUT UP! I don't HAVE one, okay?! STOP PRESSURING ME!!!!! D< *mauls*
Marluxia: Honey, the only person I'm in love with is myself. Hellz yeah. ;D
Larxene: Yes, but I'm not telling YOU who it is. >.>
Roxas: Well... This is this ONE girl... *blush*

I've had enough now... Any last words?​

Demyx: ROCK LOB-STAH! XD
Saix: Demyx, SHUT THE HELL UP! D<
Roxas: Don’t you talk to my friend that way!
Zexion: I wanna go home… *leaves*
Saix: WHAT WAS THAT, SHORTY?! D<
Roxas: ;~; STOP CALLIN’ ME SHORT!!! D‘X *curls up into fetal position*
Lexaeus: Increase the peace with hot butter grease.
Xemnas: Precisely, Number V. Let us be intelligent, my beloved minions, and reconcile our perceptible differences aside, and compensate a solution for success.
Axel: ……… *brain blows a fuse*
Saix: … Agreed, Superior. *puts away claymore*
Marluxia: *coughcoughsuckupcough*
Saix: *draws claymore again* I HEARD THAT! D<
Marluxia: You wanna piece of me? BETCH?!
Saix: Bring it on, Pinky, BRING IT ON!!!
Demyx: No, peoples… Let’s be smart, and bring it OFF.
Larxene: … *shoots him with a gi-normous bolt of lightning* Get off the stage, loozer. >.>
Demyx: WAAAAH! The mean lady shockeded me! ;~; Xiggy, beat her up for me, please…? ;~;
Xigbar: Whoa – hey. Don’t you bring ME into this… O.o;
Luxord: YEAH! He’s got BETTER things to do. Like… Me giving him an almost-naked-but-infuriatingly-covered-up-with-a-towel-on-the-crown-jewels massage? =D;
Xigbar: … Sure, why not? *shrugs*
Luxord: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! XDDDDDDD *STEALS*
Larxene: … *summons kunai* You were sayin’, Waterboy…? =3
Roxas: *jumps out of fetal position* Hey, you leave him alone!
Xaldin: THIS is gonna be good. *grabs popcorn*
Vexen: Is this even worth the watch? =.=;
Lexaeus: Nope. *they both leave*
Marluxia: … So… Ninja fight to the death, anyone?
Saix: HELLZ YEAH!
Roxas: HELLZ YEAH!
Lexaeus: HELLZ YEAH!
Xemnas: Okay.
Axel: HELLZ YEAH!
Larxene: HELLZ YEAH!
Xaldin: HELLZ YEAH!
Demyx: No thanks – but I’ll watch. ^-^ *watch as they start turning each other into living confetti* Well, th-th-th-th-th-th-th-that’s all, folks! And remember! ;D Show class, not your—
Axel: ASSAULT!!!! DX *grlyscrm0rz*
Larxene: *EBIL CACKLEZ* >D

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Xemnas had a moment,
Xigbar's about to get raep't, ( XD )
Xaldin's currently got Roxas in a choke hold,
Vexen is boring,
Lex-man is whacking Xemnas on the back with his tomahawk,
Zexion is ALSO boring,
Saix is a suck-up,
Axel had a bad flashback from his initiation days,
Demyx is both straight, AND a virgin (for you ladiez... ;D),
Luord's about to get lucky ;D,
Marluxia's sexuality is STILL unknown,
Larxene isn't interested,
Roxas spazzes whever someone calls him short...

AND THE CUP IS ETERNAL! >DDDDD

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Don't I have something to be doing right now...? D=

Lord of the Wings,
~Leah.

 

ROFL. Foxxie, you are a comedic genius!

And Luxord is finally going to get Xigbar, huh?

 

He just might. D=

He just might... XD

*is seriously thinking about doin' another one of these*

 

Thanx. =D I try. ^-^

 

Foxxie as you already know....

<3

Omg, I just love Laxrene in this though xD <3

 

Oh LOL. Just LOL.

No, just LAWL.

You are hilarious.

Get bored more. XD
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I AM bored more! D=

*dies*

And thanks. XD

I will make her cute, 'n cuddly, and nice in her own uniqui stabby way. x'D

 

I love Axel's Reaction to water.XDDDDD
"So cold....so wet....make the bad stuff go away..."
XDDDDDD

 

Aww man, this was hysterical!!

No words can desciribe this.. XDXDXD

 

Thanks....

*mopes*

Thanks a lot, but... Your... siggy's kinda... a lot inaccurate. =D;

Where have you been, gurl? x'3

 

Wow, Larxene was funny, especially with the breasts thing. And Saix...not a virgin? Wow.... 0_o

 

Yeah...!~

Wow. XD

And I lurv Larxene and encourage everyone else to do the same. >'3

No matter how coldhearted she may seem. XD

 

Haha, if I were a girl in an 90% male clan, I'd probably say the same thing, but...it's a bit embarrassing.

 

:D

....

I don't get it. XD;

*blonde moment*

... *notes to no one in particular she's nowhere close to blonde in the hair*

*brick't* X.x;

 

*tugs at my dirty blonde hair*lucky.
I gotta admit,Luxord was Hilarious in his own way.
Come on Luxy,almost everyone knows you like Mr.Xiggalicious.*snickers*
Wak!*avoids gunshot*Sheesh!I was just kidding Xiggy!
Old Geezers are so sensitive sometimes.

 

...Larxene sucks...*avoids shard thingy* Sheesh! And Roxas isn't short... He's the only short one in the orginization cause he's 15.*avoids keyblade* -.- *avoids thunder* X.x I'm gonna get killed soon...

 

I like Saix's reply to the third question.

 

Well, still. Look at Sora, then look at Riku who's just one year older than him. XD Riku practically TOWERS over Sora. XD

So, yeah. No matter what you say, Roxas is always gonna be at the butt of all the cheesy short jokes. XD

Funny... I do, too.

=D

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*gun cocks somewhere nearby*

 

*carrying shield*Can't anyone in the Organization take a joke?
*yells*It doesn't hurt to have a sense of humor,Sailor Moon!
*avoids Claymore*Maybe I shouldn't have said that....
but seriously.What happened to their sense of humor?