Your Funniest Moments

(At Lunch)

Me: *Is resting feet on friend seat*
Friend: Move. *Walks into my legs*
Me: *Overreacting* OWWWWW!!!!! Whadd you do that for?!
Friend: Oh please.
Me: *Lifts up pant leg* Look what you did to me! *Shows a cut on my leg I got from tripping on my porch*
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(Today, my Grandma was leaving for Florida)
Me: *Upstairs on the computer*
Mom: *Callling up the stairs* ..., Grandmas leaving!
Me: GRAM CRACKER! *Bolts down the stairs.*
Grandma: *Picks up bag off the floor*
Me: *Huggles her* Bye Bye!
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(Me and Element)

*Looking out 2 story window*
Element: I wonder what would happen if someone puked out the window...
Me: The puke would fall and then splat on the lower window. And everybody down there'd be like "THROW UP IS FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!"

 

Something me and Demyxu just was doing a few minutes ago on MSNM. XD

ME. CELESTE.

*Leah* says:
I POSTED!!! =D
Fran the Viera says:
BOUT FOOKING TIME TOO
Fran the Viera says:
Holy fjd'v
Fran the Viera says:
fkjdkg fjakldjd
Fran the Viera says:
*twitchtwich*
Fran the Viera says:
xDDD
Fran the Viera says:
twitchtwitch*
*Leah* says:
What?
Fran the Viera says:
TALK
Fran the Viera says:
ABOUT
Fran the Viera says:
HUGE
Fran the Viera says:
xDDDD
*Leah* says:
Need I rememind you about my biggest post EVER MADE?!?!?! >=D
Fran the Viera says:
Stfu.
*Leah* says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Fran the Viera says:
TALK TO THE HAND
*Leah* says:
Well....
*Leah* says:
Well....
*Leah* says:
TALK TO THE COMPUTER SCREEN!!!
*Leah* says:
Yeah!
*Leah* says:
What now?!
*Leah* says:
XDDDDDDD
Fran the Viera says:
TALK
Fran the Viera says:
TO
Fran the Viera says:
THE TEXT.
*Leah* says:
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!
*Leah* says:
*snap**snap**snap*
Fran the Viera says:
Oh Yuh I did

 

I saw the urban dictionary def. of 'castrate'.

Here's a convo of me and my bro from what I learned...


Me: "I f***in' PWEENT you... =D"
Bro: "I'll castrate you with a chicken beak if you pronounce "pwn," "pween" one more time.


(Okay fine, I ripped it form the site itself. xDDD But it's still funny.)

 

...Me and all of my friends went to see Eragon yesterday. When the movie ended I was running down the stairs and complaing about how freaky Durza was and I fell down the stairs and spilled all of my popcorn. ;_;

 

today
runs outofgym locker room and see misty
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Me: I LOVE YOU CASSIE (really loud)
Misty: RUns
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Lunch
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Me: *Innocently drinking yoo-hoo when Misty make me laugh*
*explodes yoo-hoo all over misty*
Misty: Spaz *starts laughing*
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Class
Misty *Writing "Emo" all over MAH binder*
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Home Ec
*Me and Misty clicking our tongues stoping every time the teacher looks at us*
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Kid: are you emo,you are emo, are you sure your not emo
Me: erm...

 

I totally felt like saying to that kid. "She's not emo... but... *Covers face with fabric* I'MA COWBOY!"

 

I was on the phone with my friend and she was on Runescape...

Chianne: This dude just asked me for my phone number and where I lived!
Me: Tell him Charlie and Insane are behind him!
*tells him*
Me: So, what'd he say?
Chianne: Um... Hang on...
*minutes later*
Chianne: He's not answering me!
Me: This sucks, you scared him away! WAY TO GO! Now who are we supposed to talk to?!
Chianne: You told me to tell him!
Me: ...And you actually listened to me?!

 

This is embarrinsing 4 my friend Josh at meh school

Okay so we where in school and my teacher left the room for a while and my friend, Josh just started going crazy by having sweater in his hand and he started swinging it and yelling "TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!" and everybody in the class was laughing like crazy. But suddenly our teacher comes in the class room and everyone was silent except Josh then he was all like "Huh? Why is everybody so quiet?". Turns around and their our teacher was so he just sat down like nothing happend.

 

Today, me and my friend, Rane, after school.

Me-Hey, Rane
Rane-Yeah?
Me-It's raining!
Rane-Let's go shopping! =D
Me-Umm, sure!

 

Chianne and me were talking about how huge my frog is...

Chianne: I'm scared to stay overnight here, now.
Me: Why?
Chianne: Have you seen that beast lately?! He's a monster! I swear, one day, it's gonna be huge, and when I'm sleeping over, it's gonna bust out of its cage and eat me alive!
Me: My mom says we should eat him for Easter dinner. I wouldn't, though.
Chianne: When he gets bigger than what he is now, you're gonna have to put him in the zoo with that cat of yours!
Me: DUN'T INSULT MY POLEY BEAR! (My cat looks like a polar bear/seal)

 

Meh and Rufus over MSN

Rufus:
I need food still
Hissora:
Uhh
Rufus:
feed me future hubby
Hissora:
*throws you a package of uncooked ramen* Go crazy


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More MSN >3

Mari:
whats another scientific word for flower?
Hissora:
floor?

 

Me: My dad makes hover crafts.

Friend:

He makes TONS of money off of them...

Friend:


Me: I rode in it once! I almost died. ._.


Friend:


Me: Y'know what, forget it. obviously you don't care. <_<

Friend: Wooooooow...your life must suck.

 

This happend today at lunch... XDDD
Me My friend Shayna

OWOWOW!!!! *rubs eye* I'VE GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE!!! TT^TT
Uh.... That would be your finger...
*glare*

 

Study hall
Me:*steals Misty care BEAR key chain*
Misty: give it back!
me: *runs to kid* do you have a calculator?
Kid: yeah here *Misty tackles me*
Kid: O.O
Kid 1: O.O
Kid2: O.O
Misty: No body takes mah care bear!
Wesley: O.O
Me: GIVE IT BACK!

 

Well, I was in the lunch line...near the principal and this guy starts to bother me...

Me: *standing there waiting*
Guy: *pushes me*
Me: Dude, what was that for?
Guy: What was what for? *continues pushing roughly*
Me: Man...you're such an idiot!
Guy: Say that again!
Me: YOU HEARD ME! YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
Guy: *attempts to punch me*
Me: *Dodges*

And the punch lands on the principal... >.<
And so, *Roxas* walks away slowly.

 

Zach: I snapped my G-String...
Me: O_O
Zach: Oh my guitar, Shannon.
Sara: Aahahahahaha Zach snapped his G-String. XDDDDDD -mass e-mails-
Zach: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Sara: I hate how everyone thinks Kadaj is gay!
Me: You have to live with it. I like Sora x Kairi but that doesn't mean I run around screaming for all yaoi and yuri shippers to go burn in hell.
Sara: No, but you don't get it! Sora at least has a legitimate boy/girl pairing! For Kadaj it's his brother, brother, and mom!
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Kim: God, I hate the song Fergaliscious. If I had a song called Kimaliscious, I'd be in jail on death row.
Me: ...So I should just give up on trying to get Shannyliscious recorded?
Kim: ...Good god...
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Me: According to the Mayans, we're all gonna die in 2012.
Jessie: Aw, no! I'll never live to be thirty and flirty!
Alex: x.X We'll be right out of high school...
Manny: I can see it now, Shannon takes on step into Harvard... and BAM! XD
Maria: It's not funny! Okay, so, what we have to do is go on Google and find out how to hotwire one of those Apollo spacecrafts. Then we'll fly to Mars and melt the ice caps there. We could colonize it and watch Earth blow up from there!
Ellie: ...What's really sad is that you're actually dead serious...
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Izzy: I am going to cosplay as Tifa next year.
Zach: You're going to need like... four tissue boxes. Two for each. That's if you're like, average though. Shannon needs like... three for each.
Me: -slaps-

 

~In Wal-Mart, looking at sunglasses~

Lucas: *puts on large sunglasses*
Tyler: ...Do I want to ask?
Me: *puts some on as well*
Tyler: Oh, God..
Lucas and Me: (loudly) I wear my stunna glasses at night!
Random person: *joins in* So I can, so I can...
Tyler: You're all ******ed.

 

That was fun no matter how random you and Lucas are. Oh, remember this?

Raine: You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna have a cosplay festival of our own!
Me: Here we go..
Lucas: Sounds good! We can spike Tyler's hair, Cloud-style! Yeah, this'll work! He can be Cloud, I'll be Roxas, and Raine can be Zexion or Leon!
Raine: YES! Pokeblade, here I come, baby! I'll be Zexy next time!
Me: Right...
Lucas: Let's tell Taylor and Emily!

 

Ok....
Some kid throws a banana peel right?
So I come walking along with my lunch and BOOM!!!
I fell....

 

lol.

That was unpredictable. I have a similar event:

I was walking with my Teletubbies lunch box when a kid dropped a banana peel and BOOM!!!

I dodged it with agile ninja skills.