Your Funniest Moments

o,o hmm there was this one time D: i was at school walking down the stairs and i missed one, kinda fell, landing on my knees. I'm like .......... deja vu.... ppl around me like "OMG are you okay??????" xDD

 

My mom made me laugh while I was drinking water and you can think of what happens next.

 

XDDDDD

This is something that happend just now on MSNM...

~Racheal~ says:
you'll never guess..
*Leah* says:
What?
~Racheal~ says:
I was listening to...
*Leah* says:
Rock?
*Leah* says:
MEtal?
*Leah* says:
Broadway?
*Leah* says:
All of the above?
*Leah* says:
None of these?
*Leah* says:
True?
*Leah* says:
False?
*Leah* says:
I'm an idiot?




Why, yes... Yes I am. X3

 

2foxxie4u, I'm an idiot as well...

About two hours ago, my sister was sitting on the couch and I was in the kitchen.

Nikki=Sister
Axel=me

Nikki-Hey, can you grab my bottle of soda out of the fridge and put it on ice?

Axel-Sure *gets soda out of fridge and puts it in the freezer in the ice box*

*five minutes go by*

Nikki-What happened to my soda?

Axel-I put it on ice, like you said.

Nikki-Then where is it?

Axel-In the freezer

Nikki-I ment put it in a glass with ice in it

Axel-Really?

Nikki-You would be a terrible bar tender

 

I was playing "ping-pong" for PE since it was raining. I hit the teacher with the ball...XD

 

(Me and Element were walking down the hallway)

Element: *Takes hands out of coat sleeves and swings sleeves around* LOOKIT!

Me: *Laughing* You have issues.
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Alright so another time, I was trying to hit my sister with a binder.... And so when I swung around to it flew out of my hands and hit my other sister.

Me: :O
Sister: What the heck?!
Me: It was an accident...
Sister: How do you hit someone with a binder accidently?
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(I was with my Step Sister)

Me: Nicole you Homo...
Step Sister: Hey!
Me: Sapian!

 

I was at katate a while back and me, C-chan, and another girl were talking about how tall we would get.
C-chan~my mom is tall so I might be as tall as her
Other girl~ yeah we'll be freaks together.
Me~Umm.. how tall do you think I'll get C-chan?
C-chan~ Who knows. your dad is pretty tall and your almost taller than your mom.
Other girl~ Yeah but this might be as tall as you'll get.
Me~ Wha-?! Why?!
Other girl~ Cause God doesn't like you.
C-Chan~*busrts out laughing*
Me~ Wahh!! Your both mean!!

 

So me and Element get a rid home from school from our friend, right? And as we pull up to my house I see my sister walking in.

Me: *Opens door while car is in motion.* SHELL!!! *Jumps out*
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Later on AIM:

Element: You dork.
Me: Whadd I do this time?
Element: "Let's jump out of the car while it's still moving!"
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Me: *Is singing along to a song*
*Sister walks in*
Me: *Starts cough-choking*
*Sister stares*
Me: *Stops and starts singing again as if nothing happened*
Sister: How do you choke and then just stop and start singing again?
Me: *Looking at the crackers I was choking on* These crackers suck.

 

This happened just now between me and my sister again
Nikki=Sister
Axel=me

Axel- *laughs*
Nikki-Stop laughing at yourself
Axel-Why would you think I was laughing at myself?
Nikki-Because your a loser *cute voice* I love you

 

Alright, so my sister HATES the song Raining Blood by Slayer... So:

Me: *Singing/yelling* TRAPPED IN PURGATORY!

Sister: ..., shut up.

Me: A LIFELESS OBJECT, ALIVE.

-A Couple miutes later-

Me: NOW I WILL REIGN IN... *Takes a deep breath and bugs out eyes* BLOOD!!!

Sister: *Slaps me in the head.* ******.
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Today, I was wearing a shirt with a collar.

Me: *Pops up collar*
Mom: *Stares*
Me: *Looks at her* Bond. ... Bond.
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Me and my sister were talking about what we would name our kids:

Me: If I had a girl, I'd name her Oakley. *Turns to sister* What would you name a boy?

Sister: ... Milo.

Me: We're talking about Humans.

 

Mom: (after givng me all me books i got 4 christmas (i got 20 books) )"your not make wish list on barns and noble or get more books

Me: 0.o


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my 2yr old cousin was over
Me:*laying on the floor*
Little cousin: Nonnie(that on of the 3 names he calls me) what are you doing?
Me: laying on the floor...
LC: oh..... I am gonna sit on you now *sits on me*
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At movie nite

...-I HAVE A BELL-LAY
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Aunts house new years:
Aunt: heres and pot to bang on
Me: what happens if the neigbor like shoot at use?
Aunt: your weird

 

me and misty on aim

me: omg when i was little i mean like todler little my favorite treat was frozen peas
Misty: like the ones you get in a bag
Misty: EW!
Me: still love them now
Misty: That's disgusting.
Me:no its Me: its frozen veggies
Misty: Call me picky, but that's just plain nasty. Seriously... Do you eat them frozen?
Me: yup
Me: not w/ a meal
Misty: O.O
ME: but i will eat them for a snack sometimes
Misty: O.O
Misty: Next thing you're going to say is "I Love Spinach!"
Me: um.....no comment
Misty: ...
Misty: You like spinach?
Me: loved that sense i was little 2
Me: i like all vegies even the ones kids r sposta hate i have ALWAYS liked
Misty: O.O
Me: i dont like raw spinach in salad idk y i just dont
Misty: *Gags*


yes ok i like vegies! get over it

 

I was helping out in the Church, when I'm filling in for one of the ushers. (For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a helper in the Church) I was gathering the money when I accidently smacked this dude in the face...right in the eye... *hides*

 

I pushed my sis off a tee... Its true... no questions plz >.>

 

This was really ******ed. I had no homework that day. And my grandma comes in.

Grandma : Have you done your homework yet?
Me : I don't have any...
Grandma : Have you done your homework yet?
Me : I don't have any...
Grandma (screaming) : WHY AREN'T YOU DOING YOUR HOMEWORK!?!?!?
Me (yelling) : I DON'T HAVE ANY!
Grandma : Geez...if you didn't have any homework, you could have just said so.
Me :

 

Okay, so I was in band class putting up my trombone, which I had named Ienzo...
Raine-Me Coray-Friend

Raine- Is your trombone a boy or a girl?
Coray- Um...
Raine- Mine's a boy.
Coray- ...
Raine- I named him Ienzo.
Coray- Why?
Raine- Because Ienzo is a cool name! And, I- DON'T TOUCH MY IENZO!!!
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Raine-Me Coray-Friend Faith-Friend

Raine- CORAY! QUIT BEING A HOMO!
Coray- I'm not...
Raine- Yes, you are! HomoSAPIAN!!!
Coray- Aren't you a homosapian?
Raine- No.
Coray- WHAT?!
Raine- I'm a vampire!!!
Coray- ...
Faith- Don't question her...
Raine- *in background* Come, Coray! Join me and Faith in our vampireness!
Faith- DON'T PULL ME INTO YOUR CRAZY WORLD!
Raine- I LIVE IN NO CRAZY WORLD, HOMO!
Band teacher- ...What is she yelling about?
Coray- >,<

 

me (kaira) and kiedran at school on tuesday
jules(our friend)

(refering to clan macleod forum family)
Keidran:hey! remeber when we found he duckie!
Kaira: OMG yess!! SOO CUTE!!
Kiedran: omg i know!
Jules: Wait keidran you got a duck?!?!
Kaira and Kiedran*laugh turn our backs and begin to walk outside*
Kaira: yeah shure did we tell ya about the psWii60 she got 2
Kaira and Kiedran:* more laughter walk outside*
jules: HEY COME BACK HERE!
Kaira: Ki-chan RUN!!!!
*we run a bit then hide behind a tree laughing hystericly*
kaira: the psWii60 should have been a hint do ya thing she reized there never was a duck?
keidran: probably not
*laughing*
Kiedran: oh man we got to tell the other macleods about this

 

Raine-(me),Craig-(sister's boyfriend)

Raine- CRAIGERY!
Craig- What?
Raine- There's a giant screaming rainbow in my room!
Craig- What do you want me to do?
Raine- KILL IT!
Craig- I can't. I'm in your phone!
Raine- Then get out of my phone, and kill this rainbow!
Craig- Where is it?
Raine- On the TV!
Craig- Is it a straight rainbow?
Raine- ...What?! There's such a thing as a straight rainbow?!
Craig- Just.. Change the channel!
Raine- D*** you, Neo!!!

 

Like, 2 days ago... I was going to my sister's friend's house... and she lives in an aparment complex, and all, right? And hers was one of the ones on the top floor.

Well, I dunno how I did it, but I tripped on something, and some how fell UP the stairs.

I was all like... "@_@"

And then I started sliding down and I hit the concrete on the ground head first. My sister thought it was hilarious, but it's taken me days just to admit it ever happend. >.>

 

My sister was staying with her friend in our old hometown and I was talking to her on MSN...

[<3]Des & Erin[<3] = My sister
My frog is a monster! = Me

[<3]Des & Erin[<3] says:
shhhhh
My frog is a monster! says:
What?!
My frog is a monster! says:
Did teh monster wakey wakey?
My frog is a monster! says:
Oh em gee! The monster got my sister! SOMEBODY CALL TOM CRUISE!!!!