Your Funniest Moments

here's another!
I was taking my dog for a walk on the beach, and he's like really small. XD
so he was running along the shore and there was a big black thing at the end and he jumped on to it and on the other side was REALLY deep sea and he jumped in without thinking and it was Halirious(sp) because he came over to me looking like this =
XDDD

 

Something that happened today....

ME: HOLY CRAP!!!! You're back, Stephanie!!! =D
STEPHANIE: ******* slap* <******ed voice> Dur dur dur DUR, dur-DUR! D-D-D-DUMMY..... POWER!!!!!
ME: Hey.... That wasn't nice... =C
STEPHANIE: ******* slap* <******ed voice> Dur dur dur DUR, dur-DUR! D-D-D-DUMMY..... POWER!!!!!
BOTH OF US: *cracks up*

 

This was during band when i was tlking to my friend

Axel-So you never knew Axel is gay?
Friend-Nope....
Axel-wowza
Friend-who is he gay with?
Axel-umm Roxas... no duh!
Friend-GuyxGuy? thats so wrong
Axel-what do you mean? you like GirlxGirl!
Friend-no I dont.. its just yucky
random person who was listening to us-Michel Jackson is gay!
Axel and friend-0.o

 

@ Axel: xD

ILuvHeijiHattori: Get on the hydra's back!
ILuvHeijiHattori: :/
MadOrcaWhale: ._.
ILuvHeijiHattori: im like a leech
MadOrcaWhale: ok yeah...
ILuvHeijiHattori: <_<
MadOrcaWhale: *goes downstairs*
ILuvHeijiHattori: i am the thing!
ILuvHeijiHattori: or.. at least i think I am
ILuvHeijiHattori: O_o

ILuvHeijiHattori = Me
MadOrcaWhale = Spiritgal... the random person I force into chats xD

 

random girl: hey!
me: ...hi?
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
random girl: ur hot
me: thanks
random girl: np
me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
me: what should I do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
me: oh alright
me: I have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye

Lawl. xD I had to quote this. lmfao.

 

Last night during dinner while eating ribs-

Mom-now how are you sapposed to eat these?
(my brother)Jason- Like an Animal
Axel-*heard animal wrong* Lika a Cannibal?
Jason-yes Axel, I like how you admited your a cow...
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Just now-
Nikki-*is downloading sims 2 items*ITS LIKE SHOPPING!
Travis-Shopping for fake things for fake people...
Nikki-none of the less its shopping!

 

this was with the skype texting thing a random person went on.

random person on skype: Hey
me: Spleen
random person on skype: what?
me: im a Gangsta
random person on skype: who are you?
me: sombody you don't know.
random person on skype: I don't get you
me: your weird
random person on skype: what!
me: I said,: your weird
random person on skype: no im not.
me: Im going now
random person on skype: why?
me: because I hate you and I have better things to do with life
random person on skype: oh, ok
me: spam
random person on skype: I thought you were going?
me: bfvgzjdsgj
random person on skype: wtf???

The end. :D

 

I never got to finish mine.... so here we go:

We are sitting in a restaurant. So there is the cup with the eating utensil in it. And there is the napkin balled up, and another napkin piece made into a "plane". And there is PrincessofHeart who takes the balled up napkin and turns it into King Kong. So she makes "King Kong" climb up the "tower" (<--- which is actually the cup), making ugga-bugga ape noises :D . And I grab the "plane" and fly around "King Kong", making these noises: Zzzzzzz (<--- thats the sound of the plane flying) ... Dadadadada (<--- thats the sound of the plane shooting )...

And we continue this for about five minutes until "King Kong" dies!!!! Yay! :p

... ok, so it was funny when we did it :( ...

 

last year when i was buying my bowling ball they had me throw it when i wasent wearing bowling shoes...
me:*goes up throws ball and falls on hands an knees IN the midddle of the lane(in all that greaseXP)
Mom and little sister*lauging*
pro shop dude"well she bowled a strike
me *gets up looks at all the pins i knocked down*"hehehe"
later in car "now if only i could do that standing up!"

 

Me and My GF walking over to Target after eating at Taco Bell:
Me: You know, if we didn't kiss and stuff, people would think we were brother and sister.
GF *shoves* Yeah sure, I was gonna tell that to one of my teachers once, and I bet you he'd have believe me.
Me: *puts in headlock* Exactly!
Later that same night...
We just had started messing with each other cause she was making fun of the Wii and I was pretending to be mad.
GF: Aww come on, just hug me (she was trying to make up for making fun of the Wii.
Me: Nope sis. You know, I;m gonna call you sis whenever I'm mad at you now.
Later:
Me: You know, it'd be really funny if I kissed you in front of someone after calling you my sister.
XP

 

Last Friday at like 3:20 when everyone was leaving the school me and my friend, whos nickname tis Roxas and thats what we call him, we're outside and saw one of the couches,Mr.Ward, come out of the school.

Roxas-HEY MR.WARD! Look imma gangsta! *puts out hand in fist and acts like hes driving a car with 'ens ens' sound*
Mr.Ward-Umm Roxas, you kinda have to be in the front seat to be gangsta
Roxas-So?!
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Today in Science me and my friend, Madlyn, were bored and started a staring contest...

Axel-*stares at Madlyn's eyes*
Madlyn-*stares at Axel's forehead*
Axel-*eye twitches*
Madlyn-*nostils flair*
Sydney-Okay are you guys bored or just need to be alone?
Axel and Madlyn-*starts cracking up, making it a draw*

 

Dude I hate: Why do you exist?
Me: Uh... why do you exist?
DIH: To bug the crap out of you.
Me: Then that's why I exist, for you to bug! *smiles* Uh... WAIT! WHAT?!
DIH: OH MY GOD You're SLOW!!!
Me: Wait! I exist so I can change people's lightbulbs for a living and stopping global warming!

 

*Me and my friend walking out to lunch.*

Kid who annoys my friend: You are soo lame!!!!
Friend: What the hell!? Why did you just say that
kid: Because you are lame
*Friend starts chasing the kid and puts him in a headlock, the kid escapes and my friend does it again, this time we get to a hill, my friend pushes him down it.*
Me: Did you enjoy that?
Friend: Oh yeah, so much, I can die happy now.
*Kid at bottom of hill*: Owwww.

 

(Me and Element were walking home from school)

*Some kids behind us on a bike*

Element: Watch out. *Moves over*

Me: Huh? *Looks back* Eek! *Tries to move by gets hit by the kid's handlebar* Ow...
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(I was walking home, and I look behind me)

Me: Ah!

My Friend: What the heck?

Me: I look behind me and I see you, and your eyes are like, bugging out!

My Friend: Why were you looking behind yourself?

Me: Because I didn't want to get hit by another bike... - 2 MORE DAYS!!!

My friend: Yippee! I was waiting for you to spaz out.

 

the dog was playing with this tickle me elmo, yeah I know... 0_o
and it bite elmo on the arm and elmo started laughing alot (lol)
elmo fell over and hit the dog on the face,
*sister came over to lift elmo up.*
*elmo hit her on the face with his arm*
I said "It's a killer!"
*dog riped elmo up to 100 peices* XD

 

Alright, so my sister, my step mom, and me where on a hunt for the movie "Mulan", because we wanted to watch it really badly. Here are some of the funnier moments.
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(Note: I'm not supposed to say H-E-L-L)

Me: *Finds it on the libray computer* Okay, so we know you have it now where the Hel - I mean, where the heck is it?
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Man at Video Store: We won't have it for another 1-2 years.

Step Mom: You can't wait two years?(Being sarcastic)

Me: NO!
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(Before our hunt. we had to wait until my baby sister woke up)

Me: *In my baby sister's room* WAKE UP! I want to watch Mulan...:( *Starts shaking crib*
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(Today, we had Bus Drills.)

Teacher: We're going on the Crash Bus.

Everyone: What?

Teacher: You get to Crash and experince the situation.

Everyone: Really?

Teacher: Yeah. Everyone, put on these helmets. *Starts handing out small hardhats*

Me: Cool! *Puts it on*

And then we wore those during Bus Drills. Later...

Girl: We don't get to crash?

Teaher: No! You really think I'm going to let you crash into walls?

 

MSNM chat with mah sister. ^_^

WARNING! I am not responsible for any brain damage inflicted by reading this incredibly stupid, random, coffee-with-extra-sugar-and-chocolate fueled conversation. >.>

Me LuAn

Ugh... Today was horrible... -_-
Okay, that's nice to know... Now help me get all my stuff back.
Fiiiine, Mr. Unsensitive...
-.-
I was joking! LOL
LOL... That was so not funny.
But you laughed! LOL
It was a sarcastic laugh.
Riiiiiiight....
-.-
-.-
-.- times 2.
-.- times 10
-.- times infinity.
-.- times infinity and 1.
-.- times infinity to the infinityth pwer.
-.- times infinity infinity times to the infinityth power. NAH! XD
NAH! times 2 times infinity 3 times times infinity to the infinityth power. Burn.
NAH! times 4 times infinity 6 times times infinity to the infinityth power. OOOOH!!!
NAH! times 8 times infinity 12 times times infinity to the infinityth power. BURN! Oh yeah! By all that is the moon-a, that was Luna!
NAAAH!!! TIMES 108 TIMES INFINITY 112 TIMES TIMES INFINITY TO THE INFINITYTH POWER!!! *snap**snap**snap*Mmmmmmm-hmmmm!!!!
Don't MAKE me snap my fingers in a z shaped formation!
<insert 22 hours of random giggling from both here>

 

AIM Chat with my Step Brother:

Me Him
Hehehe. XD
TWO MORE DAYS!
lol i noooooooooooooooooooo
LOL! Funny icon. XD
lol
Pimp my Icon . com
it got must up its suppose 2 be diffrent
....
I have Sora-kun. =3
lol
Ah! I know what I want for my birthday!
wat
... Sora-Kun. =3
lol
At least get me some cash.
illl seeeeeeeee
h/o the cpu is goin relllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy s------l-------o-------w--
Lol
Like you. XD
shut up im lik the 1st in my class but im tied nd lik 3 fastest in da skool
What-Ever.
ur prply lik da slowest in da skool
Nah... I'm one of the fastest in my Gym Class.
in ur thts not in da skool
thts not da fastest
There's a fat kid in my school. O.o
lol
theres one in my skool 2
lol
OMG! No way!
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g2g biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Bye.
loser xcaugh caugh
:(
lol loser
That hurts, retart.
l
L
lOSeRE
See, you can't ever spell!
*even
lol
BEGONE KNAVE
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o/o/o/o/o//o/o/o/o//o
lol
l
oo
l
0.0
*Jumps out from a corner* Rawr!
^.^
lol

 

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Funny moments? hmm. I have a lot of them, but I'll do the more resent one that happened yesterday (none of the people im about to say go on this forum. There just my friends from school)
It first started out with my friend Michelle saying something to my friend Amber(its one of those dumb blonde jokes) I over heard that and I didnt say anything, but then Amber turns to me and telles me the joke:

Amber:How do you kill a blonde? (no offense to any blondes out there, and besides im a blonde too).
Me: I dunno.
Amber:You give the blonde a knife and ask her "Who's special?" Then she'll be like "Im special! Im special! holding the knife in the blondes hand and moving the blondes hand back and fourth. (thats the motion that Amber was doing)
Me:*starts cracking up, but then realizes something*
Me: omg, Im insulted *starts cracking up*
Amber:well i didnt mean you
Me:i know

Yeah Im weird lol.