Your Funniest Moments

(My sister bends down to try to take a picture of her drawing, but I don't relieze what she's doing...)

Me: Are you bowing down to me?
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(Me and my sister just watched "I Love the 80's")

Me: So what would they out on "I Love the 200's?

My Sister: I dunnno, stuff we think is normal.

Me: ... You mean, like, doors?

 

I don't remember what I said, but here you go:

Some Dog's behind faces me.
Dog poops out.
Dog eats some.
Dog licks my cousin's leg.

:D

 

My band teacher is a real practice freak so one day:
Band teacher: All right you guys need to know these new scales my memory. I need to be able to call you at two in the morning and ask you to play one and you get out your horn, play it for me, and go back to sleep.
Girl sitting next to me: Yeah and I'd hang up on you.
Me: What would you do if he called you again?( I'm an idiot for asking this)
Girl sitting next to me: I'd hang up on him again and put in some ear plugs.
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Me and my friends T-chan and S-chan came up with the whole Darkside thing so we were all calling sides:
Me: My side's the Darkside!! We have cookies and flashlights!! :D
T-chan: Why do we need flashlights?! We're the Darkside!!
Me: Well how else are we gonna play flashlight tag?
S-chan:HaHa my side has funnel cakes and candy apples!!
T-chan:Um... me and LuLu can't eat candy apples. Braces remember?
Nee-chan: *giggles*My side has maturity and responsibility!!
*everybody is silent and gives the Nee-chan strange looks*
Me:Ummm... Nee-chan(I really call her Nee-chan)that's why nobody wants to join your side.
*Nee-chan gives sad look*
Nee-chan:But you guys still love me right?
*no reply*
Nee-chan:right!? Why aren't you answering me!! AAAHHHHH!!!!
Me: HaHa got ya!! Don't worry we still love you!!*gives Nee-chan hug*
Nee-chan:Gaaa!! You're soo evil!!
Me: I know! Isn't it great!!! That's why I called the Darkside!!Bwahahaha!!!!

 

Alright, I can't think of any other one, so, I'll do some that I heard today.

BAND TEACHER: Okay, stop. A lot of ya'll are speeding up too much. Calm down.
ME: What?! I wasn't speeding up!
BAND TEACHER: Well, I wasn't TALKING to you, Leah.
ME: But you were looking at me....!
BAND TEACHER: You're right in front of me, Leah. I can't HELP but look at you. Unless I look at Ben, but I don't want to do that.
BEN: HEY!!!
EVERYONE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BAND TEACHER: *sigh* Okay, somebody here keeps on playing wrong notes...
ME: *guilty look*
BAND TEACHER: Don't worry. I won't mention any names, LEAH.

 

I have so many that I can't think of any...
Let's see...
(In locker room dressing for PE)
*I have my shorts on, and I'm halfway pulling my shirt off when I stick it over my head, turning over to my friend next to me*
Me: RAWR!!!!*making wierd hand gestures*
Dhruvi: What the hell?
*start laughing*

(Sleep over at Melissa's house)
*visit Funnypart.com*
Me: Oh, look! *points to "Scampi"* I like shrimp!
Melissa: Me too!
*click*
*wierd guy on screen*
Guy: I see things I see them with my eyes. I see things they're often in the skies like Carrots handbags cheese. I see things, I see them with my eyes. I see things, they're often in the skies, like carrots handbags cheese toilets planets hamsters wedding QUALAR LUMPAR squishies paraquetes QUALAR LUMPAR.
Me: ...
Melissa: ...
*start laughing*
(20 minutes later)
Us: *humming tune* *look at each other, start laughing*

This was on the bus ride home:
(on bus)
*kid gets in trouble and the bus stops*
Melissa: Are we dead?
Me: Shut up!
*getting quiet*
Melissa: Have we died?
Me: Shut UP!!
*complete silence*
Melissa: Did we die yet?
Random people look at us
Girl: Don't fool like that!
*cue laughter*

(Yesterday, my house, pigging out on Halloween candy)
Melissa: *sticking mini tootsi rolls up her nose* Debbie, look!
*tootsi rolls pop out of her nose*
Melissa: Aw!
Me: Just put all the left over wrappers in here.
*accidentaly puts nose tootsi rolls in bag*
Melissa: You know those tootsi rolls are in there.
Me: Crap!
*search through*
Melissa: Found them! Safe and sound.
Me: *looking at tootsi rolls* They look like tirds.
*laughter*

I'm too lazy to put more. ;)


Edit: I REMEMBERED ONE! zomg!

(End of the year field trip to skating rink, 3rd grade)
Me: *thinking* I'm sooo gonna fall. Why can't I skate!!
*slips off at the exit of the skating wood and lands on butt, bouncing off the floor*
Me: OW!
*kid in front of me starts laughing and choking on his nachos*


Seriously! My butt bone hurt for like, 1/2 the summer!

 

Hmmmm...there are waaaay too many!
I guess I'll go with the time my sister wanted to know what would happen if she stuck me in the dryer and turned it on (I was 16 then I think). Thankfully it only went around twice before deciding I was too heavy.
Terrifying at the time, but now I look back on it, freakin hilarious. :)

 

LOL

My friends and I were watching Resident Evil, and, as we do with every 'horror' movie(nothing scares us in movies) we make comments. There's this hilarious thing called crab battle on funny part. At the end of the movie, we're all silent and bored. All of the sudden, my friend Melissa was like, "Crab Battle was scarier than this."
I looked at her and we both starting laughing histericaly. Then Dhruvi came over and we told her and we all starting rolling around like idiots laughing our heads off. >.<

Recently: (like, 15 minutes ago)
*watching Greenday video Pop Rocks and Coke*
Melissa: What's that on Tre's head?
Me: Muffins.
Melissa: What?
Me: I mean ear muffs.
*start hyperness*

Just when I was writing that...
Me: Oops, it's not Pops and Coke.
Melissa: Yeah...

 

(Okay, so I put my Sora Kun action figure on a chair in my room, and when I come in, my dog is on the chair...)

Me: Dawg! What the heck?! GET OFF SORA-KUN!!!!

*Dog runs away*

Me: *To action figure* Are you okay Sora-kun? *Pets Sora*
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(We were trying to wake my baby sister from her nap, so I took her blankets and put one over my head so I looked like I lived in Pakastan or something)

Me: WAKE UP LITTLE GIRL!!!

 

This just happened....
I was leaning frontwards on my desk chair and I forgot I just got tile in my room. The chair slipped and I fell on my butt. Now every time I walk or sit my left butt cheek hurt. O.O *thinks back to one about skating rink* Geez.

 

(This happened yesterday night. I was very hyper)

Me: *Slides into living room ('Cause you can slide on wood with socks)* *Is singing* Well, I guess this is growing up!

Everyone: >.>

Me: Now that I look, it ain't so bad
I don't think I knew what I had *Starts dancing*

Everyone: O.o

Me: I'm Slim Shady, Yes I'm the real Shady, And the real Slim Shady NEEDS ICE CREAM!!!

*Eats Ice Cream*

 

These both happened on Halloween:

I was sitting in my chair at my computer and my sisters boyfriend, Travis, was working on my sister's computer while my sister, Nikki, was making Travis' costume.

Axel(me)-Im bored...

Travis-play a game on your computer like FFR or something

Axel-nah! *starts leaning to side and falls of chair*

Nikki-What are you guys doing?

Travis-well im trying to get to my computer through the internet and your sister, fell over

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When we were walking home from trick or treating i was walking w\ my sisters friends Ercia(bob) and Paul

Bob-Either im fat-or im pregnat

Axel-Your not fat and your definatly not pregnat

Paul and bob-How do you know?

Axel-well i dont think she is...

Paul-I didnt do it!

Axel-Me neither

Bob-but your a chick!

Axel-remmeber im axel-i work in mysterious ways

 

um.... lets see..... oh ya this is it:

i was running two laps around the tennis court (yeah, im in tennis), and i was on my second lap when i turned around backwards to run. my friend kept calling me stupid and telling me i was gunna run into something and i just ignored them. then in a split second i ran into a pole and fell over. i got back up and started running backwards again and ran into another pole, a fence, three ppl, and my coach. after practice i was very sore.

 

Cool another tennis person!! :D Rouge's happy!!
This happened while I was at my tennis lesson last month. I was playing doubles with some girls in my class. It was my turn to serve( i'm a terrible server but i'm working on it) and I hit the ball too hard and it hit the girl in front of me in the head. >.<
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This happened last night at our football game. I was with the band in the stands and we were all dancing to what the drumline was playing and my senior sax friend was right next to me. I was very happy and very hyper:
*turns to Sax*
Me: Carry me!!!!
Sax: Okay.
*picks me up and dances with me in his arms when the song ends he puts me down*
Me: Hehe That was fun!!! :D
*turns to Steph who's giving me funny looks*
Me: what?
Steph: (giggles)There are so many things I could say right now.
Me: Like what?
*no response*

 

Melissa and I were watching hecka Greenday vids on You Tube, and we were singing to King for a Day when this pink bunny jumps on stage. Melissa started jumping so I did too and she's like, "It's the Greenday bunny!!!" I'm like, "YAY! What's the Greenday bunny?"
So she explained. The next day at PE we were doing agilities, and there was this part where we had to hop on 2 feet. I'm all hopping like a maniac and I said to my friend, "Dhruvi! Do the Greenday bunny!"

 

It was the practice before Senior Night (yesterday) our band director was letting the Seniors talk to us because it would be their last home game. So I was already about to cry cause most of the Seniors are my friends and I didn't want them to go. (I'm very emotional. )Then Jes goes up:
Jes: Um....BAND ROX!!!!
*Everybody(all 172 members)clap,whistle, and shout*
Jes:and um band
*everybody cheers more. Jes turns to go but comes back*
Jes: and one last thing....BAND!!!!!
*everbody goes into an uproar*
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At the end I was trying so hard not to cry(damn southern pride)that I though I was going to burst. Then I grab onto Steph's leg and start to cry:
Me: Steph please don't go!!!! I'll miss you!!

Steph: Grrr LeeLee(nickname) let go of my leg!! I still have another semester and I've to go to college!!And I wanna go home!!
Me: But what am I gonna do when you're gone?!

Steph: You make friends with the newbies and you let go!!
*I'm still hanging on and Steph stopped dragging me*
Steph: No seriously LET GO!!!

 

ok random The sims 2 moments

When my sister was playing w\ this dude on the sims 2 and when he was at work the gardener, maid, adoption center, mail man, and paper woman were all outside when a random girl comes and bows to the paper women then leaves 0.o

Today when i was playing the sims 2 i made mafuyu from project Zero and when he got home from school and guess who he brought home from school... me (because my sister made our family)

 

ok, i was at a stake-and-shake (tis a small diner like place) with PrincessofHeart and another friend. And this is what happened:

On the table sat a large cup full of water with a spoon in it. Ripped pieces of napkins lay all over. Treah picks up one of the pieces and crumples it up. She picks up another piece and makes an "airplane".

and i will finish this soon.... i have to leave now!!!

so, cliffhanger!!!

 

(Okay, so Sassy is a program the teachers use to keep track of addtendance.(sp?) At the end of the day, they tell everyone to log off)

Loud Speaker: Everyone please log off Sassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*Everyone starts laughing*

Me: Somebody had coffee.;)

 

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uh... sure <_<;;

 

*me walking in to IT with my hair straightened for the first time ever*

Girl: Ummm Craig, has your hair always been straight
Me: .....Yes*going alone with it*
Girl: ...Nuh-uh it used to be curlier
Me: Oh yeah there was that brief period of....my whole life when It was curly
Girl: I see.....It looks cool *Walks away
Me: *to myself* She couldn't have just said that in the first place? *Goes and sits down.