Your Funniest Moments

Laugh all you want because I did, but once when it was really dark and I was clamering off to bed when I got to my room it was pitch black so I walked over to my bed and sat down, problem was I was like 3 inches away from my bed so I came crashing to the ground on my butt, I laughed for like 10 minutes at myself.

 

(Me, Element, our friend(Friend #1), and her friends were all in the Cafeteria)

(One of us takes Friend #1's homework)

Friend #1: You should die!

(Goes to get it back)

Me: *Laughing*(Pushes Friend #1's binder off the table)

Friend #1: Oh my god!

(Friend #1 goes to get it)

Element: *Laughing* (Steals her wallet)

And that cycle went on for a bit.
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(Me, Element, and Friend #1 from above were walking in the halls)

Me: *Pushes Element into Friend #1 and they bump into the wall*

Friend #1: Why'd you push us into a wall?

Me: I did none of the such!
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(Me and Element had to go into the school pool today. While changing out of our bathing suits...)

Element: Dammit! (Tries to get pants on)

Me: *Struggles to get pants on*

Element: *Gets a garment on*

(Bell rings)

Element: Dammit!

Me: (I had a towel around me so no one would see me change) "Screw this freaking towel! No one look!" *Pulls pants on*

Element: "If our teachers ask us why we were late, we can just say we had no pants on." *Reliezes how stupid that sounded*

(Both of us finish changing, and then come out of the locker room and see half the gym class sitting outside)

Me: "Didn't the bell ring?!"

Gym child: "That was the five minute bell."

Element: "Good, now I can put in my hair care products."

 

Me: I like grillz.

That is all. It was quite funny.

 

IT WAS THE SHINNY SPRAY!!!! >_<
Outside in the cold sitting on a bench outside teh school

ELement:*talking bout sothing to other friend looks at misty*

Misty: Hum..........................................

Element: what the heack are you doing?

Misty: Meditataing,.......>_>

 

On AIM:

MercyofMonsters6 (my friend): ROAR!
DanteUltima666 (me): Uh...
Mercy: ROAR! ... version 2
Dante: Is this roar v2 like a KH Final Mix?
Mercy: You're such a nerd.
Dante: Yup.
Mercy: Like, you don't look like it...
Mercy:... but you definitely are.
Dante: Thanks meanie.
Mercy: How am I mean?
Dante: I dunno...
Mercy: *interrupting* ROAR!!!!!
Dante: ...
Mercy: That was version 3.
Mercy: And what would that be in KH lingo?
Mercy: Final Mix 2 or sumthing?
Dante: Actually it could be Final Mix+
Mercy: You
Mercy: Are
Mercy: A
Mercy: Nerd.
Dante: It comes and goes.

 

My bro: What are you doing at school today?
Me: I have a huge project to do so I might skip class. <__<;;
My bro: Yeah you WOULD skip class. >__>;;

 

This happened last year in my gifted class after lunch when we were hypper and working w\ our separt projects

Me-Hey nik can you pass the hot glue gun?
Nik-Yeah sure *nik grabs the glue gun and accidently bumps the shelf behind him and it falls*
Me-YOU SHELF MURDER!!!!
Nik-I didnt kill the shelf it fell down!
Me-*whispers under breath* murder
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and still today i kept a grudge of his killing the shelf... well at least until i bumped it and had deja vo and was like 'woh' and yeah....

 

I have a bad habit of accidently calling teachers "mum" or "grandma" and i always get roasted about it.

 

this is intersting.... i had to put it
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me and kaira (kairisorakeyoflight) were tlking about the straights and gays of KH and yeah

Kaira: marly -gay as all hell
Axel(me): yeah
Axel: SO TRUE!
Axel: when i first played COM i thought he was a chick!
Kaira: when i first saw him im like WHO IS THAT !!
Axel: me too
Kaira: my bro is like thats marluxia he is the bad guy in CoM
Kaira: and im like HE?!?!?!
Axel: lmao
Kaira: the first thing that came to my mind after that was
Kaira: MAN IS THAT GUY GAY!!
Axel: lol
Axel: for a gay guy
Axel: he was sure hard to beat
Kaira: im on axel right now
Axel: ?
Axel: get off him!
Kaira: .....
Kaira: u no what i mean
Axel: nope
Kaira: i havent beat axel yet !
Axel: oh
Kaira: its sad
Axel: i thought
Kaira: NO!
Kaira: some ppl
Axel: you were literly ON axel
Kaira: ..lol
Axel: ROFL
Kaira: that would make me a loon
Axel: lol
Axel: and axel would be cheating on me
Kaira: i would b cheating on tallian
Kaira: WHILE I WAS TALKING TO HIM !
Axel: lol
Axel: *slaps axel* u whore!
Kaira: lol

 

HEY I DIDENT SAY YIOU COULD POST THAT!!!!

whatever
hmm i wish i hadent accidentaly deleted the aim chat beween me tallian and vietboydan when tallian found out i wanted to marry him that was FUNNY!

 

Uhh . . . . I don't know if its funny but it was rememberable I went to San Fransisco before and I saw a pigeon get eaten by another pigeon XD

 

Friend:
...could you spare a few moments?
pl0x?
Me:
sure.
np
Friend:
cool
ok
one question
2. Compare and contrast how the Spanish and English conquests of the Americas affected Native American ways of life.
do you know a good way to start a sentence off? xD
'cause Im sitting here like "what should I type..."
Me:
Well there are many ways they did.
One of which is that it made new sounds and words, etc., so the natives could advance their literature.
is that an option? xP
Friend:
yea xD thanks
so far I have them getting diseases from American's, they took their land and improving their literautre and writing(your option)
=P
I need one more thing
then i am good =D'
Me:
......wow

 

That's kinda scary. It doesn't sound very funny to me...

 

This was a really random night.

One of my friends was going home so we walked over to his place, he goes to walk down the stairs and ends up falling down them all. But when he got back up he ran up them again to tell us he was fine and then when he went to walk down them again, he fell....Again. We all just left at that point, incase he decided to fall again.

 

here's another one!
I was on AIM talking to cronoking and he started talking in french so I started talking in french too, and we had a whole conversation in french! xDDD

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another one:
when Tallian said "spam rox!!!!!!!! weeee....... spleen! Gansta"


xDDDDDDDDDDD

 

Thats because I didn't say the part where two girls said:

First Girl said "How much calories did the bird just eat?" XD

Second girl said "I think 11" and she holds up 9 fingers. XD

 

Once, when we were going to a football game, *I'm part of a marching band* we had to change on the bus...no, we didn't get nakey, but the backs of our shirts have a zipper, and it's really hard to put zip them up by ourselves...so, the people who zip up the back of our uniforms are called 'Hookers' XD. There's this really nice lookin' senior who I happen to like a lot...and one day while he was getting changed at the last minute, asked me to be his hooker...it was really scary..the zipper kept getting stuck and I was making babbily noises..O.O

 

So there's this kid in our school who we joke around with. And we were joking around with her....

Kid we Mess Around With: So what are your names again?

Element: I'm ... and she's *Points to me* Amanda.

Friend #1: No! I'm ..., she's Alyssa, and she's Amanda!

Me: Right... Wait! Your an idiot! It says Alyssa on your jacket!

*We start cracking up*

 

Here's my marching band story. We were setting up in basic block(were we practice marching the steps: forward, backward,left slide, right slide ect.) and we see that we have a huge metal objcet(a truck) near of the parking lot where we practice. Then I see our band teacher getting some (cute)drumline boys and taking them to the truck. (I'm like really close to it so I saw everything.)
Me: Ummm Steph what are they doing?
Steph: Oh thier gonna move it.
Me: How? It's probably locked.
Steph: Yeah that happened last year and we just did was break into it, put it in neautral, and pushed it out.
Me: Hold on! You mean our nice band teacher is going to break into that truck*points to truck* and those drumline boys are going to push it out?
Steph: Yup.
Me: OMG.*watches as they find out the door is open* well that's stupid to leave your car open.
Steph: Yeah you never know when band geeks will try break into it.
*watches as they put it in neautral and pushed it out of the parking lot.*
Me: Wow *stares at Jounior I like* drumline boys are strong.

Steph:Yup*catches me staring* band boys are in good shape
*I blush*

 

This happened to me last friday in band-
So i was starting to get my things together and put up my trombone and my band teacher comes up to me and says, "Rawr" and im like, "Why rawr?' and he says,"Rawr"
My band teacher is so freakin weird.... but hes still meh favorite teacher!
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and then today at school my friend,roxas(yep that his nickname), and me were outside and he went up to this random guy
Roxas-Wow thats a gay shirt
Random Guy-Oh you want to fight?
Roxas-Yeah... sure...
*RGuy puts roxas in a head lock*
Me- Ummm... do you need help?
Roxas-Yes...