Your Funniest Moments

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  1. Hissora ahurhurhur.

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    heres one its not that funny but whatever
    Me and my friend(who i will call him roxas because thats his nickname) were sitting out side of school waiting for a ride and i was depressed so he gave me a hug(which NEVER happens because he hates hugging people) and later that day i was talking to his sisters friend who is my friend on myspace and told her I actually got him to hug me and she said. "It seems Roxas only likes the emos"
     
  2. Amaterasu Traverse Town Homebody

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    friend: look (keeps pointing a finger back and forth from my eye), i've got such good accuracy that i won't poke you in the eye

    me: wtf

    friend: *pokes me in the eye* Oh $#!T

    me: YOU mother ******
     
  3. Roxas OG

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    Me: Hi.

    Girl: Hi.

    Me: Wanna make out and like have sex?

    Girl: Sure.

    *End of story*

    Yeah, true story, yep... None of it's made up... none of it.

    *I hope I sound convincing*
     
  4. General Grievous Gummi Ship Junkie

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    My friend (Mr. Fox, that's what I call him) was taking me home and we were making up honking noises like "Move, Move" and stuff, so I went all loud "MOVE MOTHER F***ER!!" And the asian chicks that were at the cross walk looked at me and went faster.



    That was funny.
     
  5. Mari Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Xigbar did it!!! - ME
    Spiritgal304 - random online friend.



    Spiritgal304: I want my life to be animated says:
    i know there's something i need to do
    Spiritgal304: I want my life to be animated says:
    but i'm not doing it


    Xigbar did it!!! says:
    DO IT!
    Xigbar did it!!! says:
    DO IT HARD!
    Xigbar did it!!! says:
    DO IT WISE!


    Spiritgal304: I want my life to be animated says:
    ....

    Xigbar did it!!! says:
    <_< C'mon Spirit
    Xigbar did it!!! says:
    together we can do it!


    Spiritgal304: I want my life to be animated says:
    O_O

    Xigbar did it!!! says:
    xD

    Spiritgal304: I want my life to be animated says:
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
    Spiritgal304: I want my life to be animated says:
    *runs like hell*

    Xigbar did it!!! says:
    take care... sexy
    Xigbar did it!!! says:
    ^_~
     
  6. Trisana Kara Moogle Assistant

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    Hey, I've seen her on the Detective Conan forums! Love her AMVs...

    Was homeschooled for sixth grade. Hated it. So in seventh grade, I'm the kid no-one knows. The really weird geek that magically appears from nowhere and wears dorky sweatshirts.
    Two weeks into school have no friends whatsoever, and this tiny blonde thing shoots down the hallway. Everyone stares. Then the thing is followed by a slower kid who's cackling like a maniac. The blonde blur runs back and hides behind me screeching, "Oh my God, SAVE ME PERSON I DON'T KNOW!!!"

    That's how I met my best friend. She's straaaaaaaaange......

    Not really funny. Just bizarre.
     
  7. Tallian Banned

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    *When I was in my house watching tv.*

    *My sister comes up to me and asks*

    Sister: Does this look good on me.

    Me: You ******ed monkey.

    Yeah.....That's it.
     
  8. Darkandroid Gets it Together

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    Well last year, we were having a normal Economics lesson, and we started to talk about how bridges were made (as you do :p) The teacher Mr Rhodes wondeed how they make them in the water, when out of no-where a girl in out class, Racheal said

    "Well they build the bridge before the river gets there"

    The class when silent then we all started laughing, as a Geoprapher that is so incorrect XD
     
  9. Frodis Gummi Ship Junkie

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    (WALIKNG HOME TODAY WITH MISTY AND FRIEND)
    Element: *Pushes friend in road and pulld her put quicky*
    SAVE UR LIFE!

    Friend: evil...

    Misty: *laughing*

    Me: Thats what you have to get used to when you walk home with us
     
  10. Rikku Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I find those images very amusing! xD
     
  11. Hissora ahurhurhur.

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    i dunno why i do this but at random times i say words that start w\ the letter m....
    Words i have said randomly before
    Mafuyu
    Miroku
    Monoply
    Miku
    Money
    Monkey
    Banana
     
  12. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    Me: *Walking in the forest* You know...bear's are very docile creatures.
    Bear: "You wanna mess with me? I'm a f-ing Bear!"
    Me: Hello smokey!
    Bear: "It's you and me B****, who's gonna win? I'm a f-ing bear, you wanna fight?"
    Me: I love you too, Jimmy. :D

    *doesn't remember the rest of that night*
     
  13. Mari Hollow Bastion Committee

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    this was in a recent KHV chat with Arc, Chrono, me and Axel...


    Chronoking: Wow.......arc has feelings


    Edit: This ones better xD

    |†| Darkwatch |†| says:
    Nothing ever stops these thoughts and the pain attached to them, sometimes I wonder why this is happenin'.

    [the one]Axel[and only] says:
    i want a taco

    Kairi ... I <3 Roxas <_<;; says:
    O_O
     
  14. Roxas is Hot I'd lick his Sea Salt stick anytime. ♥

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    That's so funnnnyyy!!!

    Yesterday, about 30 minutes before I had a football game to go to , FreeXig's friends and I went to Burger King to get something to eat.
    Then my friend dropped a french fry.
    Me and my other other friend started to laugh our flippin heads off...then we started laughing at random things....then my friend said she was laughing so hard she almost peed her pants. XD

    Then this guy I really like *and is also very afraid of, can't really explain why* came in and patted me on the back after his track meet. Of course, me being my stupid self, started screaming and fell on the floor. Then he supposively came over without his shirt on and stood about 2 inches away from me. *I had my shirt over my head so I wouldn't see*
    It was very scary, but funny. ^_^
     
  15. cronoking Chaser

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    <<me and cheal in art class>>

    me: *whacking head against cardboard for like 5 mins* "hehe, cardboard"

    other kid: "what are u doing?"

    cheal: *laughing*

    me: "hehehe, nothing"
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    <<again in art class with cheal, brittany, and a brittany's friend, a cheerleader>>

    brittany: "im am not a prep!"

    me: "of course ur not, if u were a prep, u'd have blond hair, be friends with cheerleaders and have a name like brittany"

    <<5 mins later>>

    brittany:".............wait, are u calling me a prep?"
     
  16. Misty gimme kiss

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    Ah... Man, you guys are weird. XD

    Here's one with me and my sisters.

    (My sisters just watched The Ring, and then we were eating dinner. One of them was getting scared by the other)

    Scared Sister: Stop it, you're scaring me!

    Other Sister: Fine, we'll think happy thoughts.

    Me: WE CAN TALK ABOUT UNICORNS!!!

    (Sisters stare)

    (I put a water bottle on my head and start singing:)

    Me: Oh how I wish I was a unicorn!!!

    Here's another:

    (Element came over my house to work on our Halloween costumes, and she was playing KH2, I was playing a Marion game on her gameboy.)

    (I die)

    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I don't want a game over!

    (I start squirming on the floor and making odd noises)

    Me: Anangf!

    Element: SHE'S HAVING A SEIZURE!
     
  17. cronoking Chaser

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    <<at cheals house playing makai kingdom>>

    me: OMG, that mage just took out my best warrior. i guess i'll just pretend that just didn't happen.

    cheal: so your just gonna not do anything?

    me: of course not *uses a high level move called darkness falls and kills everyone on screen*

    cheal: OMG, did you have to overkill them all?

    me: if i didnt do it, the penquin would *stares at penquin*
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    <<at cheals house eating hamburgers for dinner>>

    me: yay, i finished first!

    cheals mom: did u even taste it?

    me: kinda.....the ketchup was pretty good.
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    <<me and my sister at 3 in the morning>>

    T.V.: this saturday theres a big sale, sale, SALE!

    sister and me: *laughing histerically*

    sister: i guess when ur real tired, everythings funny

    me: it must be

    sister: remember wen the cat ran head-long into the fence and started walking backwards *starts laughing*

    me: ........im not that tired.
     
  18. Misty gimme kiss

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    (Me and my sisters are at KMART, looking for a Scythe so I can be Marluxia for Halloween)

    Me: Wtf? This are baby scythes!

    (Starts bending it)

    Me: Look! It's flippn styrafoam! Retarts!
     
  19. cronoking Chaser

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    <<me and my sis showing our mom something>>

    *me and my sis are bumping into each other*

    mom: what r u guys doing?

    sis: we're making love

    mom: WHAT?

    me: this is how turtles have intercourse, didnt u know?

    mom: u guys r ******s
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    <<me and my sis in the living room>>

    me: u wanna cripple fight?

    sis: sure lets go.

    *we start swinging around our limb like we cant use them*

    mom: what r u guys doing?

    me: we're having a cripple fight and if u get in our way ur next!

    mom: u guys r ******s
     
  20. Misty gimme kiss

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    Wow... that's.. erm... kinda odd...

    (Me and Element go to our friend's sleepover, and I'm the first to fall asleep. I wake up and groan)

    Me: Awnnn...

    Element: ...'s up!

    Me: Unfortunatly.

    Element: ... You were farting in your sleep...

    Me: >.>
     
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