Your Funniest Moments

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  1. Cody Chaser

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  2. spam4sam Merlin's Housekeeper

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    my funniest moment wud hav to b being drunk in my room with my girlfriend we each had had 4-5 beers and we cudnt stop laughing then BAM! mum opens the door beknown to the fact that i had alchol or a girlfriend. i cudnt stop cracking up but i think it was a little more arkward for the other two.
     
  3. lookaheartless Twilight Town Denizen

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    Yeah, those ninja skills will save us all one day...
    Anyway...

    This happened just a couple minutes ago...

    TV: I want... ROOM SERVICE!!!
    Me: I think he needs a therapist.
    Lucas: You know, room service doesn't sound so bad. Let's go check into a hotel!
     
  4. ♥ M e w I c h i g o ♥ Twilight Town Denizen

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    this happened today in church O_o
    me: *sits down*
    some friend of my moms: *accidentally pulls my hair* oh im srry
    me: thats ok
    moms friend: *starts stroking my hair* wow ur hair is softer than my cats fur *keeps petting me*
    mom: *joins in on the petting*
    me: o~o
     
  5. Too Weird To Live Moogle Assistant

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    Interesting...

    This will show you how much Lucas knows about football...

    Lucas: Oh, COME ON! Hey, is it legal to just punch someone in the face?
    Me: No.
    Lucas: What if you kick someone in the face?
    Me: No, Lucas >.<
    Lucas: Then why the hell is it called "FOOTball"?!
     
  6. Misty gimme kiss

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    A couple of days ago at dinner:

    Me: *Watching "Viva La Bam" at Dinner*
    Step-Mom: I'm so glad we fixed the TV so we can watch crap like this.

    Dinner, again:

    Me: Who's David Letterman?
    Step-Mom: A guy who has a late at night talk show. It's called The David Letterman Show or something like that.
    Me: Why do people name shows after themselves? That's so conceited!
    Step-Mom: The Brady Bunch named their show after themselves, and they're not conceited.
    Sister: But the Brady Bunch isn't real.
    Step-Mom: Yes they are. >.>
    Me: *Taps heart* They are in here.
     
  7. Frodis Gummi Ship Junkie

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    In tech when me and Misty were erm....paying attention to the movie
    me: whats on your shirt?
    Misty: I dont know
    ME: It looks like weed.....
     
  8. Kiburedo Traverse Town Homebody

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    (me, Joel, And My friend (ill just call him tuffy sauce) sitting at lunch)

    Joel: *tears off piece of banana and puts it into mouth* I have to eat it in peices so i dont look like a ******.

    *Me & Tuffysauce stare at each other shaking our heads in dissapointment*

    Joel: *finishes banana and takes out sandwich*

    Tuffy sauce: Hey shouldn't you eat it in peices so you dont look like a ******?

    *Tuffy and I start cracking up*

    Joel: What?

    *we crack up some more, Joel is still confused*

    Like five min later

    Joel: OH! *cracks up*

    *Tuffysauce and i shake our heads in dissapoinment yet again.*
     
  9. KairiSoraKeyoflight Twilight Town Denizen

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    no dialog and this is short it was a match (im on varsity bowling) and i was up i go throw the ball....and fall flat @$$ not fun i have to say i looked like a ****** 2
     
  10. Hissora ahurhurhur.

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    Me and my friend, Nall (not her real name, just her nikname) after school...

    Nall: *points to tromebone case* What's that?
    Me: My tromebone, His name is Ashley
    Nall: You name everything that, don't you
    Me: Just guys! ^^
    Nall: *rolls eyes*
    Me: He's sexy...
    *tromebone case falls on its side*
    Nall: *sarcasticly* OH! VERY Sexy, meg

    In band class~

    Braxton: *sighs*
    Me: What's wrong?
    Braxton: Ehh, nothing...
    Me: You're jealous because I'ma ninja, aren't you? :3
     
  11. Sorafan60 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Hmm, I have tons, but this stands out
    One time at my homecoming game, my friend and I were in our JROTC uniforms. My friend started to attack our Mascot, I was trying to hold her back, but she did it anyway and wouldn't really stop. Later, the mascot got these little kids to attack her with these little ballon thingies and she ran behind me, running from the kids. XD lol That day was so much fun. ^_^
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    And here's another I forgot about that just happened yesterday
    Gail: *Drinking powerade*
    Me: Gail, do you like Jesse McCartney???
    Gail: *still drinking powerade*
    Me: Do you like Jesse McCartney???
    Gail: *still drinking it*
    Me: Do you like Jesse McCartney???
    Gail: *spits up the powerade, and gets it all over her face and on the ground*
    Me: *laughing* Are you alright Gail???
    Later
    Me: Gail, do you like Jesse McCartney???
    Gail: No, I don't like anybody by the name of Jesse.
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    That same day

    Gail: They're making fun of me for the way I say Powderade
    Tanya: POWERADE
    Me: Tanya, It doesn't matter how it's said, just as long as you can understand it.
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    all of the time

    Gail: Sesshou-maru is Sexy!!! lol XD
     
  12. 2Foxxie4U ~The Forgotten Crusader...~

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    XDDDDDDD

    This happened today when I was talking to Celeste on MSN... XDDDD

    ME Celeste

    JACK'S A GENIUS!!!
    XDDD
    ........
    Just like I am! XD
    "genius"
    XDDDD
    Waitasec...
    Did I spell it right...? O.o

    Yup xD
    HA!!@!!!!!! >=D
    THAT PROOVES IT!!!
    I'm a genius with a capital "J." XD


    I had another one but I forgot it already. XDDDDDD
     
  13. DarknessKingdom The Kingpin of the TV

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    One of my friends, RoRo (nickname) was getting badgered who he will send a rose for Valentines Day.

    So I went, "Ok, Roro, are you going to tell us the 'truth', *shakes head, frowning* or the 'truth'? *big grin and nods*"
     
  14. Frodis Gummi Ship Junkie

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    CHAT ROOM
    [14:48] <apocalypse> yep
    [14:48] <HAETWritingEssays_Sock> Mmkay thanks.
    [14:48] <apocalypse> which means, wiiplay is coming out tomorrow
    [14:48] <element> Yup
    [14:48] <element> You have a wii?
    [14:48] <Melba> Great...Wii stuff.....
    [14:48] <element> I ould tread my bird for a Wii
    [14:49] <Melba> I would rather have a burrito and I soda.
    [14:49] <Melba> *a
    [14:49] <element> O.O
    [14:49] <Melba> A...not I....>_>
    [14:49] <Kurama> BURRITO?!
    [14:49] <Kurama> soda?!
    [14:49] <Brewster> BURRITO?!
    [14:49] <Brewster> soda?!
    [14:50] <element> BURRITO?!
    [14:50] <element> soda?!
    [14:50] <Melba> Yes, I would prefer a burrito and soda over a Wii.
    [14:50] <Kurama> That... was... weird.
    [14:50] <Kurama> .-.
     
  15. 2Foxxie4U ~The Forgotten Crusader...~

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    M'kay... Today I was telling my friends at lunch about that stupid time when I was little and I tried to win a bit TOO hard to win at a "see who can hold their breath under water the longets!" contest... and... Well... This is what happend. XD

    ME SHAYNA ALYSSIA AMANDA CHRIS

    Hey! Did I tell you about this time I almost killed myself trying to win a contest to see who can hold their breath underwater the longest?
    O.o No...
    Nope...
    Mmmm-mmmm....
    *cracks up* Do I even want to know?
    .... Probally not...
    *cracks up again* Alright... Tell us.
    Yeah!
    Okay... Once when I was at the pool with my older sister and cousins while we were going somewhere... I can't remember now.... anyways, the hotel we were staying at had a pool! So we all got into our swimsuits and what not and started splashing around, right? And so my little cousin, Destinn, says to me, says he, "'Ey, Leah! I bet I can hold my breath longer than you!" And then, It was like... "Oh, it's on, now... >.>"
    *everybody cracks up*
    And so we called over my sister to be a reffery or something, she counted down, and we both shoved our heads under water. The first 10 seconds were a piece of cake. But then, mty lungs started to hurt. So I was like... "Oh, there ain't NO way I'm losing to a 7 year old!" And so I sucked it up, and held my head under. Pretty soon, he put his head up. So I was all, "YES!!! I won!" but I forgot to put my head back up. And so, I finally figured out "Hey! I should really breathe right now!" So I tried to come back up, but my foot slipped, and I fell down. My sister, who SWEARS she didn't think I was serious, just laughed... How lucky am I to have one like her, huh? Anyways, I tried to come back up, but people can't seem to just take a hint and--
    OH MY GOD!!! Did you drown?! ;_;
    *everybody stares at her*
    ..... *repeats self* I SAID, did you drown???
    *silence*
    *everybody cracks up*
    Shayna... If Leah DID drown, do you think she'd be sitting here right now, talking to us?!?!?! XDDDDDD Dur, dur! *makes ****** sign*
    ...... *thinks* Ohhhhh!!!! I get it! XDDD
    *everbody cracks up harder*







    YEP! XD Shayna's a true blonde if I ever saw one!!! XDDD
     
  16. Sorafan60 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Okay, this happened a few weeks ago when we had a mean substitute.

    Zeonya: Okay, try and picture our (real) teacher in a kilt, blonde wig, and high heels.
    Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH THAT IS NOT A PRETTY PICTURE!!!!
    Gail: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


    This just happened today

    My Brother: Your face is messed up
    Me: Yeah, well, everytime I try and unscramble yours, it gets messed up again!!! OH you got owned!!!!!
    My Brother: What??? You're ******ed
    Me: Yeah well, you're dumb!!!
    My brother: You can fix dumb but you can't fix ******ed.
     
  17. lookaheartless Twilight Town Denizen

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    Hah, okay, so I was in second period and it was a half day so we were watching a movie...

    TV: *makes noise*
    Erica: I need to get some Holy Water so I can spray it on the TV and see if it hisses at me.
    TV: *makes noise again*
    Me: More like an exorcist!

    Then this one time we were in band class...

    Teacher: You're like, "BAH!" Okay? STOP THAT!
    Coray: So, you want us to back off?
    Me: No, she wants you to play as loud as possible. *rolls eyes*
    Teacher: No, I want you to back off, Coray.
     
  18. DarknessKingdom The Kingpin of the TV

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    *during Science class*

    Friend: Phoenix (not real name but she dosent like her name being posted on the internet)

    Phoenix: So the powder turned black?
    Me: No, ithe powder turned pink and purple...OF COURSE, IT TURNED BLACK!
     
  19. Misty gimme kiss

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    Over the weekend, I found a beanie hat, and... Well... I had some fun with it. ;)

    Me: *Puts on hat* Look, Andrew, I'm a hobo!
    Andrew (Step Brother): Right... >>
    Me: "Give me your money".

    ---Later---

    Me: *Dancing*
    Sister: ......>>
    Me: Hobo's like to boogie.

    ---Later---

    Me: *Puts on big coat, hat, and walks towards step mom*
    Me: Would you kill me if I went outside like this?
    Step mom: >>
     
  20. Frodis Gummi Ship Junkie

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    ME
    MISTY
    FRIEND

    Human SACRIFCE!

    ... Wtf?

    : what the heck
    hey that's my line!

    Lets Sacrifice Heather!

    *Finding Nemo Chant*

    I don't want 2 die

    ^.^
    *pushing Heather off cliff*
    YAY!


    I want 2 get married and I want James' 3 kids

    o.o

    SunxBabe225: I <3 James

    Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice!

    I hate u

    *Sacrifces James* Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice
     
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