Your Funniest Moments

Post your funniest moments here. I'll start.

(Misty and Element walk to their Math class for 11th period*)

Math Teacher: ... (Misty), why are you here?

Misty: Uh... To do homework, I guess.

Math Teacher: Element (name taken out) , why are you here?

Element: Quack.

Math Teacher: What?!

Element: Sorry... XD

(Misty and Element walk into classroom.)

* 11th period is staying after school for extra help and/or doing homework.

 

Funniest moment? Kairi's mom is so fat people train for the olympics by running around her. BURNT! OWNED!DISSED! <I consider that funny......

 

You can put my name and i was gonna post that.....>_>
Me and Misty on aim

Misty: Can I borrow $200?

Element: Erm...wtf? and why?

Misty:....

Misty: I wanna buy a keybalde...>_>.
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(Me and Misty walking home)

Me: *push misty off the crub and pulls her back on*
Me: SAVED UR LIFE!!!!!!
Misty: >_>?

 

Last night Kairi and I were using the handwriting feature on msn and she drew Arc being spanked by DS. I found that to be very amusing. xD

 

.......Six words: Perveted. Really hilarious. Obsessed with Deathspank. Hott Mish:p !!

 

Me, Element, and one of our other friends are walking home from school.

Misty: (Eyes bulg out) I AM SO HYPER!

Other Friend: ... (Misty), what's a matter with you?!

Element: She's "special".

Misty: (Walks all crooked-like) I am special!

(I think that's how it was. I kinda blank out when I'm hyper)

Another one:

(Misty and Element are at lunch.)

Element: Mraf! (take huge bite out of muffin)

(Misty and Element start laughing out of control)

Another:

(Element and Misty are going down the stairs in school)

Element: Watch my new stair trick!

Misty: (watches)

Element: Fwoosh!

Misty: All you did was jump down three stairs and make sound effects.

Element:No! I glided.

 

Misty=gangsta. element=gangsta. MistyMighty=gangsta. Nuff said. You guys are funny.

 

Close on the first one....
heres another
(misty and I were hyper)
Element: WERE YA GOING!!!!!'
Misty *turns around just stairing*
Element: YOU LOOK LIKE A CHIPMUNK!!!!!
*falls off chair*

Another:

We just blew water bottle in science and me and Misty were REALLY hyper

Misty: *takes out paper and draw and then throws it at me*

Element: *looks at pic of a water bottle exploed with "it went caplluiey" on it *
Element BOOM!!!!! *THROWS IT MISTY!!!!*

Another
Misty: *jumping up and down saying :quack:*
Element what are you doing?
Misty: Quack!!!!

 

funniest moment, is when my mom seen me watching teletubbies. um if you belived that your a ******...do you actually think I watch tellitubbie...................<.<

 

Well, we have a lot of spastic moments. XD

Another:

(Walks past the kids a year younger than us who are still at their lockers)

Random Child I do no know: (Points to me) I know you!

Misty: Huh? How?

Random Child: You had [insert old teacher here], didn't you?

Misty: No...

Random Child: Then you had [insert other old teacher here].

Misty: Erm... Yeah...

(Element cathces up)

(Random Child points at Element)

Random Child: And you had [insert old teacher here]!

Misty: How do you know this stuff?! (Stares at Child)

Random Child: Erm...

Misty: (Points to Child) STALKER!! (Runs into nearest-other-hallway

(After a second or two later, Element comes)

Element: One of those kids asked if you were a boy or a girl.

Misty: WHAT?!

(Misty and Element start laughing at Child's random and wrong-ness.)

 

haha, that one was funny!, you guys are so funny! ^-^

 

when i tried to grind on the school stair railings on my friends skateboard.........you know the ones inside the actual building and your like 1 foot from the wall......yea i fell down the flight of stairs and laughed my @$$ off:D

 

I feel it's our job to liven the up the school.

(Misty and Element are pming each other)

Element: life sucks...

Misty: Suicide isn't the answer.

(Next day at school)

(Element points at Misty)

Element: ... (Misty) Thinkks I'm suicidal!

Another:

(Element are sitting in the hallway before school, waiting for the bell to ring)

(Misty's head is in her knees and isn't moving)

(Element starts playing with Misty's shoes)

(When Element undoes the last velcro (Yes, I have velcro shoes): )

Misty: RAWRG!

Element: (Starts laughing) Wtf?

Misty: NO ONE TOUCHES MY VELCRO!

 

>_> Wow lots of funny moments
(At the kida local pool with misty our friendwho will be called giggles and me)
(In the kiddie pool)

Misty: (babbling about some thing)

*Little baby carwls up to gigles*

Element: You got a friend!

*little kids crawls and jumps on gigles*

Misty and Element: *laughing*!!!

 

Since me and Crono go to school together, I hear a lot of funny things. Like this...

Crono: Hey why did the baby stapled to a chicken cross the road?

Cheal: O.O ...

Crono: To get to the other side.

Cheal: O.O ... Okay...


I bet Crono can come up with more, since I have bad memory loss. :D

 

Ahh... Here's one without Element.

(At the town pool with my sisters. Me and my sister are in the baby pool)

Misty: (floats up behind sister) I know why this pool is warmer than the other one. ;)

 

Hehe yeah, I had fun too. Here are the pics, since you did say you forgot to cap 'em

 

Funny Moment-

Well a friend of mine passed his driving test (after 5 times fails) of course he was excited, so he drove around alot that day like a loony, but then he got pulled over, after only getting his license 5 hours ago.

Me and my friends found that rather amusing

 

*Changing before going swimming*

Alex (Me): Hey, Nathan. Mind if you don't change in front of me?

Nate: Matter of fact, I do mind.

Alex: Um, I'm a little creeped out.

Nathan: You should be. You. Should. Be....

Alex: I realize that.

Nathan: Good. Then my life has not been a complete waste.

 

Oh god. Hey Roxas, mind if you do change in front of me? O_o

But really that is just... xD