Your all time favorite movie quote

"If you have a milkshake...
and I have a milkshake...and I have a straw -there it is, the straw -watch it. My straw
reaches acrossssssssssssss the room and starts to drink you milkshake...I. DRINK. YOUR. MILSHAKE!
*slurping souds*
I DRINK IT UP!"
- There Will Be Blood

"DIE! Die...WHY WONT YOU DIE?!"
"Beneath this mask is more than flesh...beneath this mask is an idea Mr. Creedy...and...ideas...are bulletproof!"
-V for Vendetta

"THIS IS MADNESS!"
"Madness...?-THIS -IS -SPARRRRRRTA!"
-300

"What about Jack?!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Never mind lets go!"
- Pirates of The Carribean 2...I think

 

Rent:

I'm looking for baggage, that goes with mine.

La Vie Boheme.

One song, Glory.

 

Spider Pig
Spider Pig
Does Whatever A Spiderpig Does
Can He Swing
From A Web
No He Can't
He's A Pig
Looooooooooooook Oooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
Here Comes The Spider Pig!!

 

"I'm going to kill myself tomorrow"- Richie Tenenbaum, from The Royal Tenenbaums.

The scene this is from is simply amazing.

 

"All man I can't feel my toes, I don't have any toes!"-Donkey from Shrek.

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"- The coach off of Dodgeball.

 

Only from the Trailer ^^

"Isla de Muerta,remember?...you shot me''
"..no I didnt..''

Jack Sp--

Jack: ah-hem...

..<.<...*sigh*..CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow and Bar

Barbossa: grr...

>.>..*sighs*.CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow and CAPTAIN Barbossa ftw!

POTC 3 ^^

 

"Everything the light touches...BELONGS TO SOMEBODY ELSE!" ~ Timon's mother, Lion King 1 1/2

"Do NOT eat me when I free you!" ~ 10,000 BC

 

Alladin

"All right sparky,here's the deal:.."-Genie

XDD

 

I have four (Because I am a total movie freak):

"Spider pig! Spider pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does! Can he swing from a web? No he can't. He's a pig. Look ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttt! He is a spider pig!"

"You can take Spider Pig with you."
"He's not Spider Pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper."

"Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power."
"Of course I have. Have you ever tried going mad without power, it's boring, no-one listens to you!"

"You just brought another load of crap from the worlds fattest fertisiser salesman!"

All are from the Simpsons Movie.

 

Fat guy in a little cooooat.

Or

I can't hear you you're trailing off...and did i catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?

Tommy Boy = classic.

 

I got 2 faves

Matrix: STOP TRYING TO HIT ME AND HIT ME!

montey python and the holy grail: I fart in your general direction

 

This is the Captain speaking, we are experiencing some slight turbulance and...may explode.
Serenity.

 

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? "
- Airplane

lols :D

 

"Hello there."-Obi-Wan Kenobi, ROTS, to General Grievous

"No time to discuss in a commitee."
"I am NOT a commitee."
Han Solo and Princess Leia, TESB

Marty: "It's a key."
Jack Sparrow: "No. Much more better. It is a drawing of a key. Gentlemen, what is it that keys do?"
Pirate (nameless right now): "Keys unlock things."
Gibbs: "And whatever this key unlocks inside is something valuable. So, we're going after whatever this key unlocks."
Jack: "No."
Crew: "No?"
Jack: "If we don't have the key, then what purpose do we serve by going after the thing that it unlocks without the key that unlocks it, which we don't have, without first having the thing that unlocks it?"
Gibbs: "So, we're going after this key!"
Jack: "You're not making very much sense. Anymore questions?"
POTC: DMC (I think I got Jack's third line wrong)

And I thought the trailer version of Will telling everyone to leave was funnier than the actual version.

 

''Come away O human child
to the waters of the wild
with a fairy hand in hand
for the worlds more full of weeping
than you can understand.''

-Artificial Intelligence. Just, wow.


''Whoa, he stole that guys pizza!''

- spider man 2. xDDDD

 

The only one I can think of at the moment is:

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon." ~Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

I thought of another one!

"I want you, I need you. Oh baby, oh baby." ~Kat Stratford, 10 Things I Hate About You.

 

oh, another one!

''You've got red on you.''

- Sean of the dead

 

POTC:BP

"She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our words really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."

- Captain Jack Sparrow​

great shyte

 

"Phenominal cosmic powers!!!....iiiitty itty living space" -Genie


"You were my best friend..''
''You were family..."

<shoots him>

Street Kings

 

The British are Coming! The British are Coming!

- Garfield 2

Congratulations, your now an idiot in 2 languages

- Ice Age 2