You turn into your icon every night

No. Nobody even likes you, let alone uses you.

I'm taking Kingdom Key. You can stay here and play with Sweet Memory.

 

I barrel roll.

 

Fine. Actually, no. I'm gonna warp over to Kairi's place. Maybe she'll set me up with Destiny's Place. Way to the Dawn will get totally jealous and come back to me!

 

lol, no. You can't warp without being equipped in ONE of my slots.

You're stuck here. Now excuse me while I go set Ultima Weapon into my Valor Form dual wield. I'm going to need all the help I can get to impress Way to the Dawn.

Oh wait, no I won't. Because my bro already digs me~

 

FEH. I UNCHOSE you. You'd think a Keychain couldn't do that, but we can! Now off to Kairi's "pocket."

 

that one awkward moment where you're the only one laughing at how keyblades somehow have their own personality and love life

 

U-Um... m-my name is... *squeak*...

 

FEH. SCREW YOU!

I don't need a Christmas Keyblade when I can have the key that managed to beat Sephiroth.
You're just a filler.

 

I'm certainly filling Kairi.

 

Fine.

But who has more of a following, hmmm?
Chicks dig the yaoi bro~

 

*double pistols and a wonk*

And suddenly I realize that I am missing a part of my head and begin a subsequent mental breakdown.

 

You don't know that. You must be missing half of your brain with that part of a head, at the very least. You've not an entire brain!​

 

You're right about that. But Destiny's Place is still the hottest Key alive. And when Kairi is using both of us it's just divine.

 

I am impressed. Do they have all of them translated now?

 

If you're trolling me then by god you have done a WONDERFUL job.

 

I don't think anybody has translated volumes 1-3 since the anime adapted those but 4-6 and 9 have been trarnslated by anni-fiesta.

At first I was like "Is he getting on my case for not including the 'Vermillion'" and then I looked at your avatar again and was like "****! I'm an idiot!". Completely forgot about Aoko. Vermillion Akiha does look Aoko somewhat though. Speaking of Aoko, WHERE'S MY WITCH ON THE HOLY NIGHT!? TYPE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

 

Make out with guys, according to Saxima's Tumblr

I'll volunteer-*brick'd*

 

Mine, too. I have been blogging Shizaya since day one.

 

I munch on some hay, poop, flop around my cage, wash myself and make my owners squee by just twitching my nose.