You turn into your icon every night

I wait at bus stops with an umbrella and get on that creepy cat bus.
Then I sleep.
And get woken up by small children.
And grow trees.

 

2wag .

 

Except both of those characters are one Vocaloid.

 

So how do you move around if you turn into a Keyblade every night?

 

That's where I come in~

 

I become some dude with a cold and red streaks in his hair.

I may be emo. Perhaps suicidal. Who knows.


And I think I'm pissed.

 

I turn into Izaya.

Guess what I am doing...

 

I get violently swung around by Sora.

Just please do not use Final Form again. Oblivion is SOOOOOO annoying..

 

Screw Oblivion!

I use the Oathkeeper, beeyatch!

 

I'd play a game. The chess piece in this game will be the "heart".

Now I cannot manipulate 100% a person's heart but what I can do is give them a slight push on the back. If a person stands on the perilously thin line between one side of things and another to get him to step into one of the sides, I push slightly on his back. That way, he'll be able to make his first step and not waver further. It's nothing, really. Kind of like charity.

Now that the conditions are clear. Let's get this game started. It should go without saying, but during the game, I will push the chess piece in the direction that works to my advantage.

Come on. Don't give me that face. You make me look some incorrigible villain. Games are meant to be enjoyed. Am I right?

/makaze

Akiha can fight Servants? I thought only Arcueid and Ciel would have a chance. Seeing as how one is a force of nature and the other can't die because the World says "HELL NAW" and wills her back into existence because of some paradox.

 

Dammit, she's even worse.

"Oh, hey Pumpky, how's things been? It was so, like, annoying that Sora was never using me but then I realized that he had me equipped to his most, like, powerful form! So I was like "yay" because that's like such a great honor and everything. Oh yeah I promise I'll have that money back to you this Friday, kay? Things have been like so hectic and everything and OW! Soraaaaaa watch where you're swinging me you know I don't like hitting those weird black things they're like soooo creepyyyyy!"

And don't even get me started on her Facebook statuses.

 

Well then, maybe I should just go back in time and stop myself from ever having gotten YOU at all!

I just saw this weird blue box and there was a dude in a bowtie in it and he was talking about time travel and other random junk and shit.

 

Well maybe then I'd have been picked up by a GOOD Keyblade wielder.

 

Quoted. Is this straight from the series, or did you make it up yourself?

 

OR maybe I can just give you to Kairi...

I bet you'd get some major Keyhole action from her~

 

Ooh, you're right. Think you could teach her to dual wield? Destiny's Place is pretty hot. I'd like to rub our keychains together if you know what I mean.

 

I'm a pony that can travel all of time and space.

What WOULDN'T happen?

 

lol, no.

I don't have time for that bitch; I gotta go meet my bro so we can share Keys. :3

 

Oh who am I kidding? I'm totally in love with Way to the Dawn. Let's go.

 

From the light novel. Vol. 5 to be exact. I edited a few things but most of it is from the book.