You know what's the best phone ever?

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  1. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    The old goddamn Nokia phones
    Sure, it has a Black and White Screen, no WiFi, no Bluetooth and no camera. Those are some important cons.

    But, it's indestructible, and the only way to destroy it is to take it here.
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  2. Heart ❤ Enjoy every moment with all ya got

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    Why would you buy a phone like this?
     
  3. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    I have a spare one, and it has survived the past two decades. Also, it was my main phone years ago, and it was pretty awesome ;-;
     
  4. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Dude, my dad still has his Nokia. It's true, this *****es are indestructible. They're amazing~
     
  5. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    I saw this on funnyjunk earlier.
     
  6. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    One does not simply text into Morder.

    Besides, you will not have any bars whatsoever. I mean, crap shoot service out there.
     
  7. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    Probably covered by AT&T
    I can do usa jokes too?
     
  8. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

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    drop an iphone form 2 meters high, it breaks

    drop a legendary "Brick" nokia from the 3rd floor of a building it has a scratch, tops, fraking long battery life, play snake and space invaders, i still have mine and it still works, ahh the nostalgia...
     
  9. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Wanna know what else is indestructible?

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