You have three items.

They are: A stick, a leaf, and a jar of dirt. Your job is to create the most inexplicably dangerous superweapon mankind has ever seen. You may use only those three items.

Go.

 

i sell the dirt, the leaf and the stick to some poor ****** and use the money to buy some ****ing nukes

 

You can buy nukes for two cents?

When did the world become so impractical?

 

it's apparent to me that you've never shopped for nuclear warheads in mexico

 

I have not.

 

*eats the leaf*
*morphs into a living inexplicably dangerous superweapon*

 

Break the jar. Find sharp shard. Tie it onto the stick with the leaf. Stab somebody important, steal their stuff, sell said stuff, buy superweapon

 

is this leave poison ivy leaf?

 

It's an oak leaf.

 

poison oak ?

 

Nuuuuu

*doesn't morph into a living inexplicably dangerous superweapon*

 

I got a jar of diiiiirt
I got a jar of diiiiirt
I got a jar of diiiiirt

And guess what's inside it

:3

 

*Eats dirt, stick, and leaf, and transforms them into an extremely dangerous weapon using internal machinery*

It is done, Master...

 

Throw the jar of dirt at a woman on her period, then light her on fire with the twig and the leaf.

Giant Flaming Angry Bear Monster ready to conquer the world.

Hey you.

Go kill yourself. You're cancer.

 

*scrapes stick on floor to make it sharp*
*drills a hole in the side of the jar with sharpened stick*
*puts stick through hole*
*snaps end of stick slightly to create a hook to keep the jar on the stick*
*makes it look pretty with a leaf*
*swings it around above head*
DIE!~ <3

 

Hey D:

<:

 

Rearrange the carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, and oxygen in the leaf into highly compressed 100 molar TNT. I win.

 

He still has some sensitive issues pertaining to his past name cancer.

 

fine then
*pulls out dirt*
*throws into your eyes*
*smash jar over head*
*beat person nearly to death with stick*
*put poison ivy leaf into throat*
*person suffocates cause there throat swelled up cause of the leaf*
theres your superweapon

 

Do we have to use all 3?