You are now an Abnormally Small High School Girl.

You decide to wait for your uncle and inspect the mysterious table in front of you.
...
...
There seems to be nothing odd about the table in front of you, save for the obvious fact that it appeared from nowhere.

Your uncle has returned with tea, which you rudely drink down in one gulp.
What?: My my, thirsty are you? Well I have no more tea making supplies, so I suppose we shall have to make do without refreshments.


You decide that this is as good a time as any to ask your uncle how you got here, if he happens to know.

Ask>_

 

>Where do babies come from?

 

>Do you have a kitty face smile or a mustache?

 

Can I have your hat? It's a nice hat. I like the hat. I would like the hat. Can I have the hat? Yes? No? Maybe? Please... Yes?

 

How stoned was i last night and did i get laid?
All of the above

 

You ask the question that must be asked
"FLTH'NGT AIFT'ZURTH"
You chant the spells of the cosmos over and over again, revealing your uncles' true form
"Well done Carrie, but you are far too late, my plans for engulfing this puny planet are finally coming to fruition"
Your uncle's chest burst revealing inside him the Elder God Yog Soggoth. He floats in the sky with his mass hideous appearence that could drive a man insane simply by looking at it.
"I knew it was you" you give a cocky smirk and pull out the one weapons capeable of killing even a god, the sword of Kusanagi; a powerful blade said to be forged in the depth othe netherworld
"MOTHER OF JESUS! HOW DID YOU OBTAIN SUCH A POWER YOU PUNY HUMAN!?"
Yog Soggoth's anger knows no bounds as his sheer words destroy the fabric of space time around the both of you
"I WILL DESTROY YOUR VARY EXISTANCE YOU FOOOOOOOOOL!"
You Soggoth sends one of his imcropehensible tentacles at you and grabs you from the legs
You've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
"Aw ****" You calmly exclaim as his tentacles reach closer and closer to your virgin hole
But then you remember the huge sword that you just pulled out, the one that kills gods and all that
You slice one the beasts tentacles off but it quickly regrows and heads closer to you know where
"SO MUCH FOR THE SWORD THAT SLAYS GOD! ****ING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"


Suddenly a watermellon scented rose slices through the tentacles
What? Where did it come from?
Is it tuxedo mask?
No it's his less succescful twin "***** Mask"
"***** MASK! I THOUGHT I BANISHED YOU TO STATE PRISON FOR YEARS!?"
"I gots out ons goods behaviours dawg"(he talks funny because he's a ******, it's racist so it's funny)
"Ands nows im gonna gets my hoe and takes you outs ya feel meh?"
"FOOOLS! ALL OF YOU FOOLS! YOU CANNOT STOP WHAT IS ALREADY DONE!" MY MINIONS ARE ALREADY PLAUGING THE EARTH AS WE SPEAK!"
He was right, his minions really were ****ing **** up on a grand scale, it was like the holocaust only this time it was real
"You vile being, what makes you think you can just toy with humans like we're some kinda of dragon dildo?"
Yog Soggoth laughs or does something that somewhat resembles a laugh, he's all lovecraftian and **** it's hard to tell.
"Dumb humans, I will eviserate you"(definately didn't spell that right)
Yog Soggoth's mighty tentacles like things stretch out from every hole in it's body, it's like a bunch of penises emerging from a cave. You ever see penises emerge from a cave? it's like that only worse.
The penises tentacles are everywhere and it doesn't seem like anything will save your virgin body this time
But then ***** mask pulls out his beretta and starts capping Yog Soggoth's tentacles all up in this **** G.
"shits, as much as i wanna sees this hoe ride like a cowgirl kno wut im sayin? i is gotta saves the worlds from y'all bullshit see?"
Yog Soggoth is angry, more spacetime disrupts and this time it flings you and ***** masks to the far corners of the universe
"I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN ******!" you shout as the two of you drift apart from eachother
"Aight" he replies as Keep yourself alive plays in the background
Yog Soggoth continues his reing of terror on Earth
Can anything stop this Elder God from destroying Earth?
Well there's one man
He's been gone for 2012 years and he's back
And he
is
pissed
Find out who(It's Jesus) next time on

**** YEAH! THE MOVIE THE BOOK THE GAME!
















Nah just kidding, carry on.

 

What?: Oh my, so many questions. Babies come from Salamandastron, the Canadian god of fertility. My kitty face is indeed also a mustache. No, you may not have my hat you silly girl. I'm sure I don't know how high you were, whether or not you participated in any sexual activities, or even how you got here.

My my, such a long rant. That high you mentioned must not have worn off yet. Oh? You were kidding? Okay.


Now we must see about getting you home. My teleportation device is on the fritz, but I may be able to get it to work long enough to send you home. If you are uncomfortable with the risk, we must begin our journey posthaste.

Carrie Arena Jones>_

 

cool story bro.

name: Chuck Norris.

 

>Try to operate the "Not Fully Operational Teleportation Device", see if Scotty will beam us up.

 

>Ask for supplies in case needed after transportation.