You are Dametri...

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  1. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    So, you pull out your bulky DS, because you think the DS Lite is for ******s and that the DSi is for people who voted for John McCain. You supported Barrack Obama. 'Cause we need a change. And your parents won't buy you a new one.

    You start up playing Pokemon Diamond and play it for a minute or two. Luckily, you just got lucky with an encounter with a rare pokemanz.
    "YES, I JUST CAUGHT A PIKAJEW!" says Dametri standing from his chair with excitement.
    "OMIGAWD, SERIOUSLY?!" says Terra also standing from her chair with excitement not noticing you until now.
    The restaurant becomes silent. Terra's friends stare at both her and you. You both are kind of frozen in the moment. She breaks the silence by coming over to you and saying, "Dametri? Is that you?"
    "Yeah. Terra, you've really changed over the Summer!"
    She embraces you with an almost passionate hug. You hug her back.
    "Thanks! I went on vacation to Jamaica, got a tan..."
    "Really? Me too!"
    "Jamaica's really beautiful, isn't it?"
    "You bet."
    "So, I don't think I have your number yet...I gave you mine but you hardly ever call. Mind if I have yours?"
    Truth is, the reason you never call is because you were too nervous...

    But before you can react, your friends are coming back from the counter. So you...

    []Give her your number and introduce her to your friends
    []Give her your number and ignore your friends for now
    []Ignore her and go to your friends
    []Don't introduce her, but give her your number
     
  2. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    stay with me khv.
     
  3. Mako Tsunami Kingdom Keeper

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    Lol. Pikajews.

    [x]Give her your number and introduce her to your friends
     
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    Yay! This is becoming a slightley annoying fad!!
     
  5. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    So, you decide to give her your number and introduce her to your friends. You get a pen out of your bag and write it on her arm. Her friends begin to giggle.
    "Yo, Dametri! Stop vandalizing that girl's arm, and come over here, man," says Louis as the rest of his table start to laugh at his remark. You walk over there with Terra planning to introduce her.
    "Hey guys, this is Terra. I've known her since last year and--"
    "Dude, we all know who she is," says Ian, one of your other friends in our group. "You were the captain of the girl's volleyball team, correct?"
    "Correct!", she replies back with a smile across her face.
    "I also heard she was in all honors classes..." says Antwon, one other friend of the group.
    "Also correct! Well, except Science..." says Terra sounding as modest as possible.

    "Hey Terra! We better get going!" says one of her friends.
    "Ah, ok. Give me a minute," she says.
    She gives you one more passionate hug (this time with a cute little humming noise) and she waves goodbye to your friends.
    You sit back down and sip your frappachino-thingy and your friends make a little circle around you like they're trying to interrogate you.

    "So, she's cute, athletic, and smart. What a catch, what a catch! Seems you've given up on the girl from bus stop a long time ago!", says Louis jokingly.
    "Oh please. We're just friends...for now..." says you.
    "Pssh, yeah right. I remember how she was dancing with you at the prom last year," says Antwon nudging your shoulder.
    "We were just messing around," says Dametri.
    "Really, it seems you two were really into it..." says Louis.
    So, for the sake of changing the subject, you look at your phone for the time. You're late.
    "Uh, guys, I think we should get going. We're gonna be late."
    "Late for what? Freshman orientation? Oh, please," says Antwon.
    And so you...

    []Stay with your friends for a bit
    []Go on to school without them
    []Try to convince them to come along
     
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    Clearly Terra in into school, as she is involved in sport and such. Thus she is more likely to be at the school. She also clearly has leadership qualities, so you should try to emulate her and lead your friends to school.

    Actually, on second thoughts, the boob-girl sounds like she'd skip. I vote skipping. Forget Terra.
     
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    Pika Power has convinced me to vote. And I vote against the succubus~
     
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    xD

    Woops.
     
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    Anyone else thinking we might be truant?
     
  12. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    We've got a tie. Anyone want to break it?
     
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  14. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Ouch, not the ending I would've picked, but whatever.

    "Listen, why don't we all just go? You don't want to see how everyone has changed over the Summer?" said Dametri.
    "It's been 2 and half months. Not much can change in that time. Hell, you hardly look any different," says Louis.
    So, you try to think of a good excuse to make everyone come along.
    "But I heard that there are a few new girls who ca-" lies Dametri.
    "Word? Let's go then!" says Antwon interrupting.
    If you and Antwon were going, then Louis, Ian, Kevin and Avery would be easy to convince. Everyone quickly ate their breakfast and started walking to school.

    Before freshman orientation, you have to go to your homeroom classroom, which is Acting I. Although, you could easily just get in the auditorium and wait for things to start there. So you:

    []Go to homeroom
    []Wait in the auditorium
     
  15. ronnoc55 Destiny Islands Resident

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    secret option c ride a flamingo to russia and order 94 large anchovey pizzas and feed them to rabbits
    or wait in the auditorium, your choice
     
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    Again, Truancy = NOT Good.