You are at the junction

Motorized Jackal Carver: You don't have time for that. So you give Hammer a longing look and plod off to get things done.

 

Do things. Productive things.

 

Motorized Jackal Carver: Who are you kidding? You've got no clue what to do and two free hours to find your keys in. You masturbate on the MC Hammer bust.

 

Go to the meeting room.

 

Motorized Jackal Carver: You don't know where the meeting room is. All you know is it is in the sixth floor conference room and that you didn't know there was a sixth floor conference room until this morning.

 

Proceed into the building, looking for stairs.

Your avatar is from Tayu Tayu, isn't it?

 

Motorized Jackal Carver: You're already in the building. You're still standing at that junction, remember? There are stairs somewhere in the west and another set in the north at the end of the hallways.

Yeah, rediscovered my love of Yamatogawa's art. The faces are so expressive and cute.

 

Head up the stairs in the north end.

I loved it, too. Very detailed and aesthetic. Good taste.

 

Motorized Jackal Carver: MC Hammer stares you down. You aren't confident that you could move it more than a few inches.

Likewise.

 

West, then.

 

Motorized Jackal Carver: It's really dark. Your past indicates that there are things that trip you if you haven't been there before, the going will be slow without a reliable light source.

 

use the flashlight

 

Motorized Jackal Carver: Damn, the batteries are dead and the replacements are in the locked office. You need your keys to get them.

 

Look around for anything flammable.

 

Motorized Jackal Carver: Your clothes are polyester. Your pen is plastic. Your gum is gum. Your flashlight is flashlight. There are deciduous woods to the east, perhaps a branch would burn if properly chosen.

 

get the keys and unlock the office to retrieve the batteries. then return to the dark and use the flashlight to ****ing illuminate the **** outta that place.

 

Motorized Jackal Carver: You lost your keys, it's where you were going before you remembered your meeting. They must be somewhere on your route up between here and your car. You went up the north staircase before the MC Hammer bust was placed there by your annoying co-worker Varney. If only there was another way to get down so you could retrace your steps and retrieve your keys.

 

Procure a branch and get the end of it lit using the lighter. Then process into the west hallway thing.

 

Motorized Jackal Carver: You find a large branch has broken off from a tree and dried out conveniently on the floor. When it is alight you enter the formerly dark corridor. You don't know what you were tripping over before since the floor seems fine. You could have probably felt your way through using the walls...

You reach the doorway leading into the stairwell and find that it has a sign indicating that there is wet paint and you should not enter on it.

 

Open the door and investigate without entering.