You are at the junction

of two intersecting hallways. To the north is an oversized MC Hammer bust, it is blocking the hallway. The the east is a deciduous forest, it is navigable, sort of. The the south is an empty hallway leading back to your office. The the west the lights are blacked out, nothing can be discerned.

 

Were going west.

 

You tripfalldie. After several moments of reflection on your incredibly stupid action you respawn at the junction. Apparently that's how it works.

 

south .

 

We go west again.

 

You reach your office. It is locked. You left to go get your keys, there's a hallways inetersecting with your current position to both the east and west are Vanilla Ice busts. They block the way.

It's very dark but you remember where you tripped previously so you tread with care. You tripfalldie once more and reflect upon your decision before respawning. You see a weirdo pondering something to the south.

 

To the east.

 

We go up!!!!!

Nah, let's go talk to the weirdo

 

Seconded.
... Filler! Filler night!

 

Let us talk to the weirdo.

 

Seduce the weirdo into a love-making session.

 

I vote east as well.

Let's head into the forest, because nothing bad ever happens in the forest. Oh no.

 

Motorized Jackal Carver: The trees are very dense and would didrty your clothes. Perhaps you should do something to mitigate that so you are still presentable for your meeting in two hours.

Sorbet Felt Hat Finder: That player is in another session. If only there was some way to communicate with them.

 

Send IM to Sorbet Felt Hat Finder

 

Check inventory?

IQ check: what meeting, and in which direction?

 

Gonna second Check Inventory.

 

Sorbet Felt Hat Finder: You send yourself a message. That was productive.

Motorized Jackal Carver: You rummage your grubby little mitts through your grubby little pockets and find a cheap ballpoint pen, a flashlight, a lighter and some pieces of gum.

The meeting is going to be boring. You plan on doodling.

 

Commit suicide with the ball point pen and then draw a penis in my own blood in my last moments of life.

 

Motorized Jackal Carver: Decide against killing self, that would be the opposite of getting stuff done. Still draw penis over MC Hammer's left eyebrow, serves him right.

 

masturbate to image of mc hammer