Yo

Simple your evil twin Christhor (leGasp!) has access to your Facebook because of that twin telepathy shit and he edited your status while you were out shopping with your mom. It said "MUA HA HA... I WIN!!!!!!!"

 

Yessss. I'm even trying to get our two circles of friends mixed so the only thing keeping us apart will be the ocean.

 

Trust me, you will sadly never see her in real life.

sorry to shatter your dream but someone had to do it

 

That most certainly must explain the ring of flames around his specific battle field.

 

You're right. We won't meet. But it's possible that under certain circumstances that may or may not happen that we'll meet on a plan that we've already got set up involving an airplane, some money, and a room in my house that we could meet. This is all entirely hypothetical and extremely unlikely to work or even be real.

 

So you're dating your cousin?

 

You say it like it's a bad thing...

XP

 

Lolno. I'm dating the best girl in the world. Smarter than my Chemistry teacher last year and more beautiful than Cleopatra when she was alive and not all dead and rotting and stuff. My cousin doesn't meet either of those criteria.

 

really cause she does for me ;D

 

I doubt you've even met her. By what tram stop does she live?

 

FYI, Cleopatra wasn't beautiful.

 

No I'm not.

 

but but

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

 

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