www.omegle.com...it's a good place!

Stranger: hi
You: WELLHI!
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: ?
You: My mother.
You: Well
You: My father, originally.
You: You?
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Old news is old. :v

 

Oh hai, dood :D

 

I say we bring back Cleverbot.

 

I just found it now.
I have fun telling kids how they were made.
:lolface:

 

oh lol omegle is for either horny losers or trolls or /b/.

 

Don't forget pedophiles.

 

or 12 year olds.
My friend is being an ass on it.

 

Hello there.

 

I have no comment.

 

oh lol this one was lulzy.

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Stranger: ask me anything you wanna know about... i'll try my best to give you an answer.
You: how does i shot web?
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This one was also hilarious.

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Stranger: hi there
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Israel
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o i c wat u did thar.
._.

 

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Stranger: yeah i saw him outside kwik save and the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood.
Stranger: sorry wrong convo, was meant for other window
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good.
You: And yours?
Stranger: great
You: lol
You: Troll, horny loser, or a /b/tard.
You: Which one are you?
Stranger: i'm just a regular guy
Stranger: you?
You: Same.
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Stranger: I saw you looking over now I see you moving this way
You: Greetings sir slash madam
You: I have come to omegle site to have conversation
Stranger: Pushing through the crowd Like you've got something to say, yeah
You: This is a song singing that is of I have heard before
Stranger: But you couldn't walk Cause the music's taken over your feet
Stranger: I can tell by your toes That you're rocking to this beat
You: The name of this song is that escapes me
Stranger: That you're rocking to this beat
You gotta dance till you ache.
til you drop, till you break
You: I do not know it
Stranger: Free your soul, let me see you shake
Stranger: One by one were stealing the stage
Here we come so get out of our way
Stranger: It won't be long
Till the summer's gone
Get your party on
So sing along
Hold on tight
It's a crazy night
Get your party on
So we'll scream it out loud, yeaahh!!!
You: So you have use copy paste function well
Stranger: thanks
You: What is name of song that was sing
Stranger: Party
You: I have heard but not remember name because I do not remember it
Stranger: ahh

 

I lol'd :lolface:

 

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Stranger: halo mas ibnu..
You: Halo ma wha?
Stranger: wah... java..??
You: I don't think I speak your language
You: In which case how the hell do you know how this site works
You: It's all in english
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Stranger: sup
You: asl?
Stranger: 13/f/cali
Stranger: im just here to cyber
Stranger: take your pants off
Stranger: TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF!
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This sucks. D: I was going to keep going, but I was messaging others.

 

Omegle. Very bad place to go when you are bored.


But I did meet Misty there. Dammit, I saved the conversation, and threw it away recentley....

 

That's...somewhat crepy.

 

only somewhat???