Wow...

I don't think I've ever been more annoyed in my life. I was talking about old vampire stories, and this girl came up to me and said,"That's not how it happened. Vampires don't sleep in coffins, and they don't burn to ashes in the sunlight! You have your thinking horribly wrong betch!" and she walked away... I swear I almost ripped my notebook in half.

 

Wow baby I think I broke my nails

 

I probably wouldve slapped her.

 

all the real vampires are in Prussia >_>

 

That girl has OBVIOUSLY not read anything about vampires before the accursed series. Tell her to play Castlevania.

 

Tell her to google image search vampire with safesearch settings off.

 

Personally...
I would have to told her to f*** off.
..That is, after I had beaten her senseless.​

 

she needs to be re educated *cracks knuckles*

 

One time, I was playing Pocket God on my iPod Touch, and I turned one of my villagers into a vampire, then I made the sun come up and watched the vampire burn. Then I was like "Muhahaha! Vampires don't sparkle, THEY BURN! >8DDDD"

Then my friends took away my iPod before I could make another vampire villager. :cryinganime:​

 

Must've been reading Darren Shan's Cirque Du Freak. Vampires in those books don't really burn up.....

 

Rape her with a Nosferatu doll.

In the cranium.