Would You Rather...

Everyone's played this at one point; you think of two... unpleasant situations, and the next poster will choose one of them, then think up two more unpleasant situations. Go.

Would you rather have a one night stand with Vince Offer, or have spdude as the person responsible for paying your medical bills?

 

I play this game all the time in real life. We dub it "Fear Factor". Mainly cause the choices are much, much worse than anything that I could post on this site.

Anyway, second.

And for the next person (starting off easy):

Drink all the grease from the fry cookers at McDonald's

or

Ride a slip-and-slide dry and naked in the middle of a hot summer day

 

Second option all the way.

Would you rather have to dive into a pool of crap

or

Dive into a pit full of homeless people who haven't eaten in weeks and you have the only sandwich.

 

The second one. I'm sure they wouldn't go all crazy at me.

Would you rather:

Eat a plate full of cow eye

or


Eat a plate full of tapeworms

 

tapeworms, because they are slimy and i dont have to chew them.

WYR:

Shoot yourself in the penis but then grow it back

Or lose your penis, no pain involved, but never have one again.

 

Lose my penis :v I dont have one to start with


Would you rather die drowning in homeless people's pee or

die because a chainsaw is slowly working its way up your body and maggots are in your mouth :'D

 

oh god. spdude I think. cancer can kill me; but jesus won't! |D

 

WYR:
Become a millonaire now, loosing the money later,

OR

Become a millonaire later, going to jail for the next twenty years thanks to the damn IRS.

 

First option.

WYR:

Have to sleep on nails

or

everytime you open your eyes, it feels like you get stabbed.

 

1stn op, because time wasn't specified.
WYR:
Trip on air

Or Trip on an old man, not hurting him, but he's a big ass about it.

 

Air. Its more fun to watch people's faces at the dumbacity of it.

WYR:

Kiss a man for five minutes

or

freeze in 40 below degree weather for five minutes

 

The first one.

...Duh .__.

Would YOU rather eat HARD poo... :O

...or loose poo :3

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Hard poo, I've heard it tastes better.

Would you rather read The Scarlet Letter
OR

Be attacked by Pumba (the warthog).

 

Read the Scarlet Letter :v

WYR-

be gang raped by cows and horses

OR

Have to bathe in **** for the rest of your life and you're never allowed water again :x

 

Ouch. Umm.......first one. I treasure my showers.

WYR:

Ride a mule

or

ride an ostrich

 

Hmm...

Ostric, providing it's filmed. That stunt could earn money.

Would you rather be forced to complete E.T. (That one!) or I want to be the guy?

 

ride a mule, far easier to ride.
WYR die by drowning while on fire (which is to say, being set on fire and having your face held in a pool of water.) or be buried alive but be unable to die?
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buried alive, I'd figure out a way to escape :'D

WYR-

be force fed live maggots

OR

drink your own weight in pee :'D

 

First, though I'm like, 110 lbs........

WYR:
Have Metallica blow up your house

or

the president blow it up?