WOULD YOU RATHER b FAT OR PREGNANT?!

PREGNANT BABY LAD. ccc

 

Is it bad that I lol'd waaaay too much.

 

Kids are free labor that you can cannibalize if they don't work to standards. Fat is a highly annoying substance that hinders your escaping the fuzz.

 

It depends on who the father will be if I'm pregnant.

 

Pregnant, definitely. Babies are cute but then they grow up ;__;, and I'd probably make a good mother. And my mom would probably support me, even if the kid was illegitimate. Dunno about my dad's side of the family though <.<​

 

Fat.

*Grabs a beer out of the fridge and turns on the game*

...

What?

 

NO BEER FOR YOU, MISTER! >| *wuff*

 

Oh, I forgot to mention: If I'd be able to continue studying, I'd get more student support with a child >8D​

 

._.

Yes dear.

*Runs on the treadmill* xD

 

xD

It's for your own good! You'll live to 105! n' receive a letter from the Queen...Moi! xD

I much prefer runnin' outside...treadmills are an accident to happen. One day - the day machines rise to power - someone will fly off their treadmill.

 

Already happened.
>_>​

 

Aye, I agree. Also when you want to adjust your speed you can just speed up or slow down instead of rapidly pushing a button to slow it down. xD

 

But when the machines rise a man's head will go through a wall.

Mhm, n' it just feels nicer runnin' in the sun. xD

 

Will it?
I can put my dad's head through a wall if you want..
will the machine's rise then? xD
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Pregnant =D <333

 

I'd like to keep my dick from esploding, so fat.

 

Pregnant.
Make a big deal out of it.
Abort it.
lol catholics.

 

Pregnant because I'm sure it would make interesting party talk